Chance
Mr. Mermaid Lyrics

Aye Aye
Mermaid starts by calling for attention

Got bands in my pants
Mermaid has cash on him

New money make me dance
Mermaid feels like dancing because of his recent wealth

No no no you can't get no glance (No no no no) I ain't taking no chance
Mermaid doesn't want to take any risks and isn't interested in any attention from others

New bitch foreign she foreign like France Suck that shit do it with both hands Better get your girl before the bitch get ran Pockets on swole Armstrong like Lance
Mermaid boasts about his new foreign woman who performs oral sex tremendously. And he has a lot of cash on him.

I don't love no bitch I don't love no hoe
Mermaid doesn't have any feelings for any woman

Throw that ass back lil Jon get low
Mermaid wants a woman to twerk for him like Lil Jon's hit song 'Get Low'

Getting this money till I can't no more
Mermaid wants to earn more money as long as possible

What you gon do for the iPhone pro
Mermaid is willing to offer an expensive iPhone for some service from a woman

And I'm off yak come drive this boat
Mermaid is under the influence of Yak (brandy) and wants a woman to perform oral sex on him (drive his boat)

Bitch imma dog but they call me goat
Mermaid is sexually active with women, but he is great at it (like the 'Greatest of All Time' Muhammad Ali)

Shorty so cold lemme grab this coat
Mermaid is impressed by a woman's looks and wants to pursue her

SAT's lemme test ya throat
Mermaid wants to perform oral sex on a woman to test her proficiency (like the SATs)

When I hit ya spot call me papi Pop that shit girl ven aqui
Mermaid wants a woman to call him 'daddy' when he pleases her and tells her to 'come here' and perform oral sex

Imma beat that up sum like Ali Ride that dick nickname trolly
Mermaid wants to have sex with a woman until she can't take it anymore (like Ali beat his opponents). And he wants her to ride his penis like a trolley

Neighbors know my name oh shit prolly 2am and I ain't sorry And she foreign like a Ferrari Pop that Pussy girl not Molly
Mermaid is having sex with a foreign woman and the neighbors can hear them. It's 2 in the morning and he doesn't apologize for it. Also, he wants the woman to show off her sexual prowess, not substance abuse (Molly)

I'm trending topic They better stop it Shorty keep throwing that ass and I caught it
Mermaid is on the rise and is becoming popular. He enjoys a woman twerking and he can't resist it

What you gon do for this whatchamacallit Jimmy Neutron gotta blast with this rocket
Mermaid is offering an unspecified reward and brags about his sexual proficiency ('blast' like Jimmy Neutron's rocket)

It's AceyBo I'm legit I'm iconic You all in her phone but I'm all in her pocket
Mermaid boasts about his credibility and fame, compared to someone else who is only in a woman's phone contacts. Mermaid is more involved in her life (in her pocket)

Mess up her head like she ain't wear a bonnet Can't comprehend like I'm speaking Ebonics
Mermaid has sex with a woman making her bed hair messy (like not wearing a bonnet) and she can't understand him (like he's speaking Ebonics)

I'm hitting her switches this bitch got hydraulics She a good girl but her head game demonic
Mermaid is sexually active with a woman who has strong sexual skills (like a car with hydraulics). Although she is a good person, her oral skills are amazing

Died with his pole I'm like why he ain't pop it Slaps in the folder like when you gon drop it I'll make a play finna score Tyler Lockett Talkin bout fits with the kicks I done copped it
Mermaid is disappointed with a man who didn't have sex with a woman, despite having an erection ('pole'). He's waiting for someone to release new music ('slaps in the folder') and references football player Tyler Lockett as an analogy for scoring with a woman. Also, he talks about his fashion style

Star 67 my number she blocked it Bro want the oop and you know imma lob it
Mermaid's number is blocked and is unable to contact a woman. His friend wants an assist in having sex with a woman, and Mermaid is willing to help him