Lou Ferigno's Mad
Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire Lyrics

Go go go go go go go go go go go go
The artist is energized and ready to take action.

Nigga I don't give a fuck
The artist does not care what others think of him.

I'm at the tippin' point Like Anthony in Dead Presidents
The artist feels like he is at the end of his rope, like the main character from the movie Dead Presidents.

A few shots of tequila away from ignorance
The artist feels like he is close to losing control, and alcohol could push him over the edge.

A note and a rope away from my last breath
The artist feels suicidal and like he is close to the end of his life.

A sniper rifle away from bein' a madman
The artist feels like he is close to losing his mind, and could become dangerous.

I cracked a hourglass and pissed on the sands of time
The artist is defying the idea of time and mortality, by destroying a symbol of time and urinating on it.

Fuck how long it takes! Y'all gon' give me mine
The artist is determined to get what he deserves, and does not care how long it takes.

Tired of hearin' old niggas All on the videos and all on the records
The artist is tired of hearing the same old rappers and wants to make his own mark in the industry.

You mess with eXquire!
The artist is warning others not to mess with him or face the consequences.

They say I'm crazy and nobody can relate to me That basically translates to sayin' they fake to me
The artist feels like people who cannot relate to him are not genuine.

I hate a fake nigga like I hate wack pussy Flat ass, and titties with big nipple circles
The artist dislikes unauthentic people and compares them to unattractive body features.

You ask some shit about me and we gon' fuckin' hurt ya Come from the underground and jump you like a ninja turtle
The artist warns that asking too many questions about him could result in physical violence.

Fly like I dunked all vertical Don't really do the Gucci or Louis But my little cousin Will do
The artist boasts about his athletic ability and his lack of interest in certain luxury brands.

I rock dashikis like I came from the Congo Spear chuckin' drunk! Shaka Zulu, Mandingo
The artist embraces his African heritage and compares himself to powerful African warriors.

BIG DICK! I can wear it like a gold rope Shorty deep-throat, the head'll poke out her asshole
The artist boasts about his sexual prowess and brags about his genitalia.

I don't do features off the strength of a deft note Gimme some fuckin' money; the fuck you think I'm rappin' fo'?
The artist will only collaborate with others if they pay him, and he raps to make money.

A crack flows with the same glove as Thanos Smack ass with it then use it to back-smack foes!
The artist threatens to use a crack pipe as a weapon, like the Marvel villain Thanos.

When I die, throw all my ashes in a Georgi bottle Go to a club and pour it on a model (SWALLOW) I ain't no muthafuckin' role model
The artist wants his ashes put into a cheap vodka bottle and poured on a woman in a club, and declares he is far from a good influence or role model.

Fuck these little niggas I only rap to get my wallet bigger
The artist does not care about younger rappers and only cares about making money.

My minds a little warped Your bitch slide with me like here's a moniker
The artist admits to having mental issues, and boasts about taking another man's woman.

I could have added more bars, but I just gave up It's a freestyle; what the fuck you want for free? I always wanted to say that Always wanted to say that shit
The artist admits to laziness in his songwriting, but defends himself by saying that the song is a freestyle and that he can do what he wants. He is happy that he was able to say the line he wanted to say.