Shame
Mr. P!NK Lyrics

One step, two steps, counting tiles on the floor
The person is walking slowly, carefully scrutinising the ground

Three steps, four steps, guess this means that I'm a whore
The person is ashamed of their actions and feels judged by others for it

Uh oh, hell no, how long 'til I reach the door?
The person is anxious to leave and escape from the situation

Fuck me, my feet are sore
The person is physically tired and uncomfortable from their walk of shame

I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot ass mess
The person's appearance is dishevelled and they feel embarrassed by it

Although my hair looks good 'cause I haven't slept yet
Despite their appearance, the person is still trying to held onto some sense of confidence

Make the elevator come a little faster
The person is in a hurry to leave and wants to speed up the process

I'm pushing all the buttons but nothing's happening
The person is frustrated and stressed out, feeling like they have no control over the situation

Please god don't let anybody see me
The person is scared of being judged and viewed negatively by others

Please god, I'll do anything you ask of me
The person is desperate for forgiveness and is willing to make amends for their actions

I promise no more walks of shame, so walk this way!
The person is making a commitment to change their behaviour and avoid future walk of shame situations

Last night's bubblegum, no more bubbles, no more yum
The person is reflecting on the fleeting pleasure they experienced the night before

Where'd I get the wristband? tell me there's no tramp stamp
The person is trying to piece together what happened the night before, hoping they didn't do anything too embarrassing

One two three shoot, no I know this shit ain't cute
The person recognises that their behaviour is not admirable or attractive

But dammit man, it sure is fun
The person is conflicted in their emotions, because while they feel guilty, they also enjoyed the experience

Party 'til the sun wakes up
The person is reflecting on the wild night they had, despite the consequences that followed

Okay now raise your hands if you've ever been guilty and clap clap clap like an if you walk with me
The person is acknowledging that they are not alone in their experiences and encourages others to join them in moving past the shame

I shouldn't have let them take my keys, take my keys and left me here with too much beer
The person recognises that their actions and lack of responsibility contributed to the situation they are now in

My friends, they hung me out to dry, it's not my fault and that's why. I'm doing the walk of shame
The person is blaming their friends for the situation, while also acknowledging their own fault in the matter

So walk this way!
The person is trying to move forward and not let the shame define them

We're walking, we're walking
The person is physically leaving the scene and trying to move on

Walk this way!
The person is encouraging others to join them in moving past the shame and not letting it define them