Barbershop
Murs Feat. Rapper Big Pooh Lyrics

It's the barbershop, y'all know the rules
This is a barbershop and as usual, you should behave.

No fighting, no cussing, no Cuz and no Bloodin'
No fighting, cursing, or gang-related activities are permitted inside the shop.

And sit yourself down and act like you got some sense
Sit down and behave appropriately.

Now I step through the door in the flyest pair of Dunks
I enter the shop wearing the coolest pair of sneakers.

Quit lying, you ain't seen these at Foot Locker, chump
No need to lie, you won't find these shoes at Foot Locker.

And I ain't about to argue shoe game with you punks
I'm not interested in debating about who has better shoes with you.

Who don't know Air Jordans from some Reebok Pumps
Some people can't differentiate between Air Jordans and Reebok Pumps.

And out of twenty-three, thirteen was the hottest
Thirteen of the twenty-three Air Jordan models were the most popular.

If it's rare and it goes on your foot, then I got it
I own a pair of any rare shoes that exist.

I'm at Undefeated off La Brea playin' modest
I'm at the Undefeated store on La Brea being humble.

While you running up to eBay to empty out your pockets
While you're wasting money bidding on eBay.

Sock it, in the mouth if you don't wanna get clowned on
Open your mouth if you want to get made fun of.

Metro-actin cats gettin' frowned on, we sound on
People who try to act like they're from the city get disapproval while we are praised for our authenticity.

Everything from ball to y'alls women
We talk about everything from basketball to our relationships.

Ballers up in here and they bragging how they living
We have wealthy people in the shop talking about their successful lifestyle.

'Til they card get pulled, still at home with they mommy
Until their credit card gets declined or taken away, they're still living with their parents.

Changing faces, Bull City, there's where you find me
I'm a rapper from Bull City and my appearance changes frequently.

Getting a low-down from the nigga innanet
I'm getting information from someone on the internet.

You ain't done with my haircut, yet! I swear to God
You haven't finished cutting my hair yet, and I'm impatient about it!

Now if your fade is as tight as we is on the mic
If your haircut is as fresh as our music.

Just got your whip clean and your kicks on tight
Just cleaned your car and put on your new shoes.

'Bout to pull the flyest chick you ever pulled in your life
About to attract the best-looking girl you've ever had.

Then you doing what we doing and you doing it right
Then you're living life the right way, just like we are.

Ayo MURS, it ain't all about a cut to me
Hey MURS, the barbershop is more than just a place to get a haircut for me.

Wanna go somewhere, catch some comedy
I want to go to a comedy club.

And get the low-down on the drama, B
And get the latest scoop on what's happening in people's lives.

This lil' dude showing out, "Who his mama be?!"
"Who is this little guy's mother?" - people are curious about his parentage.

It's a lotta trash-talk "I dress better than him"
There is a lot of comparing who is better dressed.

"Look better than them, you ain't got no style!"
"I look better than you because you lack style."

Keep the pagers going wild with my new-new joints
I'm playing my latest songs, and everyone is loving them.

Caught a glimpse in the mirror, can't keep me on point
I can't stop looking at my reflection because I look great.

Finally made it to Midtown, walked in the Legend's Isle
I finally arrived at Midtown and walked into the Legend's Isle barbershop.

Got one waiting, so I gotta go second
Someone is already waiting, so I have to go next in line.

Checkin' it with Quan, cran and Goose
Talking with Quan, Cran, and Goose about what's new.

C-2 got his son in the shop running loose
C-2 brought his son to the shop, and he's running around freely.

To set the slang straight, ya girl is ya cape
To clarify the meaning of some words, your girlfriend is like your protector.

And if she's blowing you out, then you gotta set her straight
If your girlfriend is nagging you, you need to talk to her and resolve the issue.

Now everybody hate to wait, but it's so much fun
No one likes to wait, but it's still enjoyable to hang out and converse.

A bunch of dudes chilling, no beef, no guns
A group of guys hanging out peacefully without any drama or weapons.

Now my barber named Lester, he from the N-O
My barber's name is Lester, and he's from New Orleans.

Best fades in LA if you, didn't know
Lester is the best at giving haircuts in LA.

Tighter than Jamie, in the Kanye video
Lester's haircuts are even better than Jamie Foxx's in the Kanye West music video.

Still freestyle and getting Gs' when I rip a show
I still perform freestyle rap during my concerts and earn lots of money.

Especially when it's in the scope, you know I'm gettin low
Especially when it's a rap battle, you know I'm winning.

Shout out to all my playas that be chillin in the Mo'
Shout out to all my friends who are hanging out in Missouri.

Slim, you don't want it with him
Slim, you don't want to compete with me when it comes to rap.

Peel ya cap back to the fat meet with this pen
I will defeat you using my rhyming skills.

I been, in the chair, four bucks and some change
I've been sitting in the barber's chair for a haircut that cost four dollars plus some change.

Can't keep takin breaks, cause he wanna go eat
I can't keep taking breaks because the barber wants to go eat.

Then he start taking breaks, cause he wanna go speak
Then the barber starts taking breaks because he wants to talk to people.

I shoulda known better coulda went over to T, but
I should've known better and gone to T's barbershop instead.

It's all gravy bread, put the money in his hand
It's all good; just give the barber the money for the haircut.

Right now, got me cut like a new man
I feel fresh and rejuvenated after getting my haircut.

Caught up on my jokes, fashion to folks
I caught up on telling jokes and keeping up with fashion trends.

Who I ain't seen since the last time we spoke
I'm seeing people who I haven't seen since the last time we talked.