What A Night
My Brother and I Lyrics

I woke up in the mornining
The singer woke up in the morning after a night of drinking.

Everybody is gone and
The singer is alone and everyone has left.

Where is my fucking car at?
The singer cannot find their car and is frustrated.

Bottles on the floor and
There are empty bottles on the floor, indicating heavy drinking.

I'm tryin to remember
The artist is trying to remember what happened the previous night.

Did I get in a fight?
The singer is uncertain whether they got into a fight.

Why are my pocket's empty?
The singer's pockets are empty, implying that they spent all their money.

I feel like im dyin'
The artist feels terrible after a night of heavy drinking.

Fuck, what happened last night?
The artist is frustrated and confused about the events of the previous night.

Bitte sag mir was ist nur passiert
The artist is asking for someone to tell them what happened.

Wie kam ich von der Disco zu mir?
The singer is trying to figure out how they got home from the club.

Warum ist von dem Cash alles weg?
The artist's money is gone and they do not know what happened to it.

Wiedermal im Suff 10 SMS an die Ex!
The singer drunkenly sent ten text messages to their ex.

Kopffick, keiner Stopt mich!
The singer feels like they cannot be stopped and their head hurts.

Sechs Liter Wodka, das bockt und es lockt, aber Knockt dich aus
The singer drank six liters of vodka, which is exciting and tempting but also knocks you out.

Dikka was fürn Rausch?
The artist is questioning what kind of drunken state they were in.

Und der Türsteher gab mir so krass auf's Maul!
The artist got beaten up by the bouncer.

Was ich brauch?! Aspirin!
The singer needs aspirin for their headache.

Ein Verbandskasten, mann Ich hass Jim Beam
The singer dislikes Jim Beam and needs a first-aid kit.

Hass Grey Goose, man Ich hass' Tequila
The artist dislikes Grey Goose and Tequila.

Und schwör jedes mal „Ja Ich mach's nicht wieder!“
The artist promises themselves that they won't do it again.

Wodka Kirsches auf meinem Shirt
The artist spilled cherry vodka on their shirt.

Jacky Coke auf den Schuhen
The singer spilled Jack and Coke on their shoes.

Die Polizei wieder vor dem Hotel
The police are outside the artist's hotel again.

Ich Verpiss mich hier Schnell
The singer wants to leave quickly and avoid the police.

Tja ich werd schon wieder gesucht
The singer is being searched for.

Mit den Bitches im Pool!
The singer is in the pool with the girls.

Ich dacht, ich bin einfach der Boss
The artist thought they were in control.

Und vor dem Sex, hab ich Depp einfach drei-mal gekotzt!
The artist vomited three times before having sex.

Und bin dann betrunken ins Taxi gestiegen
The singer got into a taxi while drunk.

Erzählte dem Fahrer dann was über Kriesen!
The singer told the taxi driver about their problems.

Über Liebe, über das Leben
The artist talked about love and life.

Ich mein da Vorne hat sich der Typ übergeben
Someone in the front of the taxi threw up.

Ja man, ich konnt' nicht mehr Stehen und Gehen
The artist was so drunk they could not stand or walk properly.

Und wollt so 'ne Grotte von Mädel mitnehmen
The singer wanted to take a girl home with them.

Alk ist der Teufel
Alcohol is the devil.

Ich erinner' mich an kaum was
The singer can barely remember what happened.

Hab ihre Titten angefasst und dann gesagt Baby Chill
The singer touched a girl's breasts and told her to relax.

Bevor dem Rap-Ding war ich Hausarzt!
The singer was a doctor before they became a rapper.

Sauf' was, mit mir
The artist is inviting someone to drink with them.

Im Kühlschrank ist Bier!
The artist has beer in their fridge.

Baby greif zu, heut bin ich echt Blau!
The singer is drunk and offering beer to someone.

Was für ein Blackout!
The singer experienced a blackout and cannot remember what happened.

Wo ist mein Auto? Ich seh' bloß ein Taxi!
The artist cannot find their car and only sees a taxi.

In mei'm Vorgarten, ich benehm' mich so assi!
The artist is in their front yard and is behaving poorly.

Blau schlag ich auch Paparazis
The artist is so drunk that they would even fight paparazzi.

Und sag zu dem Bullen kauf meine Maxi!
The singer says to the cop to buy their album.

Versuch vom Dach in den Pool zu springen
The artist tried to jump from the roof into the pool.

Mama weiß, ich war nie ein gutes Kind!
The singer's mother knows that they were never a good child.

Denn der Badboy schmiss seine Schule hin
The singer dropped out of school and was a bad boy.

Zu viel Gin das sind meine Jugendsün-
The singer's youth was full of gin drinking.

Den zurück zur Story!
The artist is returning to their story.

In meinem Flur steht ein verficktes Pony!
There is a pony in the artist's hallway.

Man wie krass, man mein versnoppter Nachbar
The singer's uptight neighbor is in their bathtub.

Liegt in der Badewanne wie ein Bastard!
The neighbor is in the bathtub, passed out.

Zahnarzt ich mach schnell ein Selfie
The artist takes a quick selfie with their phone.

Beweisfoto muss sein!
The artist wants to have photographic evidence of their adventures.

Ich habe meine Kohle leider wiedermal verballert
The artist spent all their money again.

Bis zum Monatsende keinen großen Schein!
The singer will not have any money until the end of the month.

Mein Gehirn wie Brei!
The artist's brain feels like mush after a night of heavy drinking.

Wodka, Energy raub den Schlaf!
The combination of vodka and energy drink is preventing the singer from sleeping.

Ich wach auf und blick auf 'nen Arsch
The singer wakes up and sees a butt in front of them.

Doch als ich dann ihr Gesicht sah
The singer saw the girl's face and realized they did not know her.

Erinnerte mich ihre Fresse an eine Pizza!
The girl's face reminded the artist of a pizza.

Und sie sagt „Guten Morgen“
The girl says good morning to the artist.

Ich sag, Bitch Gute Nacht!
The singer tells the girl goodnight and does not want to see her again.

Wie konnt ich das tun ja mir kommen schon die Tränen vom Lachen
The singer finds the situation funny and is laughing.

Und sie meint nur fick dich du Spast!
The girl responds angrily to the artist's rejection.

Und ich zünd' mir 'ne Kippe an und dann
The artist lights a cigarette.

Denk ich wo ist eigentlich Uhr und die Klunker?
The artist wonders where their watch and jewelry are.

Ich lauf' runter noch Blau, und es geht schlecht
The singer is still drunk and feeling unwell.

Schlüssel und das scheiß Portmonee weg!
The artist's keys and wallet are missing.

Jeden Sonntag nehm' ich mir vor, nie wieder zu trinken
The singer makes a resolution every Sunday to never drink again.

So oft schon geschworen aber dann kommt wieder der Freitag
The singer has made this promise many times but always breaks it on Friday.

Und er macht's mir nicht einfach!
Friday makes it difficult for the singer to keep their promise.

Fuck what happened last night yeah
The artist is still frustrated and confused about the events of the previous night.

What happened last night?
The artist is still trying to piece together the events of the previous night.