Leggero is right. All good slaves need to be issued a GOVT slave certificate. Its not bad to be a slave. Its cool to be a slave. Why? Because good little slaves are rewarded!

Every year slaves get to pay tribute to their masters: 50% of their tribute goes to Lord Federal, Prince State, The Duke of Cities, The Earl of Counties, The Exchequer of Sales, and The Nottingham Sheriff of Licenses and Fees.

15% goes to Slave Security.

But what happens if a little slave girl doesnt pay her tribute? Thats easy, she is put in a re-education cage for a few short years. Any slave who dares not accept their slavery must be kidnapped. put in a cage, and re-educated. Its not so bad. Slaves like being punished, bullied, spied on, and brainwashed. Look at how much they loved going to kiddie prison for 12 years (school).

They deserve punishment. They are born bad. There is no other possible way for slaves to better themselves without worshiping and obeying their govt god. How did govt become a god? It was created, by the slaves.

All comments from YouTube:

Jordi Lopez Sosa

9y↑3

Omg I love her, she's always ruthless/brutally honest when it comes to humor. We need more people like her!

Jerry Craig

6y↑1

I think Natasha is absolutely ADORABLE!!!

Big Fat Man

9y↑3

"This girl is on fire!"

"Stop eating flaming hot cheetoooos."

Lucas Alexander W.

Ok, this is not maybe the best joke to promote the special but I'm sure it's gonna be a good one. :)

TPFG

SLOLucas why wouldn't it be?

HankHades

9y↑23

i kinda like it on the grid. there's pizza and porn on the grid. what am I, supposed to use my imagination? like a savage?!

Hugh Janus

SLYWalker Exactly, using our minds is so analog. It's the 21st century, go digital already.

Old Soul

9y↑14

All I could think of is if the audience can see up her dress or not..

KidYoureAHomo

toHavingFun

Yeah man same thing, I love her voice though.

TheVintageRomance

9y↑1

hahahah. I was wondering the same thing. Her dress is pretty stiff and outward

Infected_Chris

9y↑2

I'm pretty stiff and outward right now too...

TheVintageRomance

Infectedstyles smh I knew that comment was coming

Jack

+Infectedstyles hahahahaha

samanthabaxley

I fucking love her.

ChunkyStyle22

some people should never go...and that's a good thing.

Squish & Fret PODCAST

somebody in the crowd had to catch a glimpse under that dress

Stevo

8y↑1

Beautiful women

New Name

Looking forward

Dime

9y↑1

Mutton dressed as lamb

David Cipriano

9y↑5

She's fucking gorgeous.

hmln

People still like "If I wanted... ...I would..." jokes?

Celina Salazar

I like the dress. It kind of looks like she's from the future :/

TheAsherShow

9y↑13

I like her but she always dresses like a child pageant runner up.

knupder

+TheAsherShow
I think that her teevee debut was playing a stripper in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. She didn't have any lines in that episode and it was the funniest thing that she ever did.

J F

I think her debut was playing a very drunk girl who wasn't wearing any pants on reno 911.

dimitreze

9y↑2

"If I would want to do this, I rather do this other thing" type of joke it's really lame.

Rubin L.

Anyone thought this was funny?

pro wanted 4

What

Even Q

3rd

Ironman Jakarta

9y↑1

joylesstiger

9y↑1

One might argue that it's the natural progression of human tribalism. You enjoy benefits of all of us pitching in on the collective tab on a daily basis. Abolish the albeit imperfect structure of our society and we'll devolve into anarchic social darwinism in no time. There will always be a segment of the population that is greedy, sociopathic and opportunistic; and that unfortunate truth is bound to rear it's ugly head in any form of government we could concoct. There are actual slaves in the world, like the school girls that were abducted by boko haram that would laugh at your "plight" if they weren't too busy being sodomized and subjugated by religious fanatics that rose up in a power vacuum. You live in one of the best places in the world, with amenities unheard of in any third world. I would love to know what social structure we would adopt if not for this one?