Let's Talk About Me
Nathan Pacheco Lyrics

I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea
I am Tex Richman, a wealthy individual from Texas known for my vast financial resources.

People call me rich cause I got mo' money
I am commonly referred to as 'rich' because I possess a significant amount of money.

I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos
I have an abundance of wealth that is comparable to a large serving of nachos with extra cheese.

Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's
My income streams are similar to those enjoyed by actor Robert De Niro.

I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh
I spend copious amounts of money, much like how Vincent Van Gogh used green in his paintings.

I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
I require the baker to use cash for the ingredients when making my bread.

No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
My bread isn't fit for consumption due to the presence of money instead of flour.

There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
A hundred dollar bill (US currency) is not made of flour and therefore not suitable for consumption.

He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) He's the greatest You're the lamest Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see
Tex Richman is extolling his greatness and denigrating the Muppets while proclaiming their insignificance in comparison to him.

Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls If something's for sale, consider it sold I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold
As a wealthy individual, I use valuable items that would normally be impractical for common usage (i.e., pearls as string, gold plating gold). I can buy anything I want and never have to worry about affording it.

I even got a guy to gold plate my cat I don't regret much, but I do regret that If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again
I once gold plated my cat, but I now regret this decision. However, if given the chance, I would live the same lavish lifestyle without repeating the mistake of gold plating my pet.

I recall a heartbreaking story About my own tenth birthday party Should've been a glorious day for me I'd have been happy as can be But the Muppets were there To put on a show
I remember a distressing incident from my tenth birthday where the Muppets put on a performance that affected me negatively.

They started to dance They were telling their jokes I didn't laugh I didn't know how
Despite the Muppets' best efforts to entertain me, I could not find their antics amusing.

Then my friends They all turned around And they laughed at me They laughed at me I hate you, Muppets so
My behavior caused my friends to ridicule me, and I grew to resent the Muppets for their perceived role in my humiliation.

Little Muppets, time to give up your dream
Tex Richman is telling the Muppets to abandon their aspirations and quit attempting to achieve their goals.