The Greatest Taste Around
Negativland Lyrics


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I got fired by my boss
I nailed Jesus to the cross
Powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years
Alcoholic husbands driving frantic wives to tears
Poor old widow's house burned down
Tractors plowing down the hills
Ghastly stench of puppy mills
Sheets with stinking urine
Bloody shards of glass
Mudflaps burned by hot exhaust
Drunkards passing gas
Children dying of disease
Leading helpless teens astray
I can't find the strength to say
Medicated ointment being spread on painful rash




Old outdated software getting thrown into the trash
Everything still tastes the same

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of this song by Negativland are full of unsettling and discordant imagery. Taken out of context, each line describes something disturbing or distressing. However, the way in which these lines are strung together creates a sense of absurdity and surrealism that challenges the listener to find meaning in the chaos.


The first two lines of the song seem particularly jarring - the singer has been fired, but also claims to have "nailed Jesus to the cross". The phrase "nailed to the cross" is often used to describe a particularly difficult or burdensome situation, so it's possible that the singer is simply using this figure of speech in a hyperbolic manner. However, the juxtaposition of this phrase with the act of getting fired creates a sense of unease and confusion.


The rest of the lyrics continue in a similarly disjointed fashion, describing a mishmash of troubling events and situations. However, there are a few moments of levity mixed in - the mention of "powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years" is oddly specific and almost humorous. The last line of the song is perhaps the most confusing - "everything still tastes the same". This could be interpreted in a few different ways - perhaps it's a commentary on the mundanity of life, or a statement about the unpredictable nature of the world.


Overall, the lyrics of this song are challenging and thought-provoking. The jarring imagery and surrealistic quality make it open to interpretation and encourage the listener to engage with the material in a deeper way.


Line by Line Meaning

I got fired by my boss
I lost my job and have hit a low point in life


I nailed Jesus to the cross
I have done something irredeemably bad - like betraying Jesus - which haunts me


Powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years
I have been indulging in cheap and subpar food that has been sitting in my house for years


Alcoholic husbands driving frantic wives to tears
Alcoholism and domestic abuse are rampant and cause immense emotional harm


Poor old widow's house burned down
Someone who had little has now lost everything, and that is a tragedy


Tractors plowing down the hills
Nature and the environment are being destroyed for economic or other reasons


Ghastly stench of puppy mills
Animal cruelty is taking place, with horrifying smells wafting from the scene


Sheets with stinking urine
I am surrounded by filth and unpleasantness, such as dirty bed linens


Bloody shards of glass
Physical danger is ever-present and sharp objects can cause injury


Mudflaps burned by hot exhaust
Pollution is rampant and can cause damage to even inanimate objects


Drunkards passing gas
Public spaces can be unpleasant and even downright disgusting due to people's behavior


Children dying of disease
Illness and death are tragically common for the most vulnerable


Leading helpless teens astray
Young people are being preyed upon and taken advantage of by unscrupulous individuals


I can't find the strength to say
I am overwhelmed and struggling to articulate how I feel or what I want to do


Medicated ointment being spread on painful rash
I am dealing with physical discomfort and need to use medication to manage it


Old outdated software getting thrown into the trash
Outdated and useless things have no place in my life and need to be discarded


Everything still tastes the same
Despite all the negative things going on around me, nothing has really changed - everything is still mundane and routine




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