Voodoo Shop Hop
Nekromantix Lyrics


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I had a mission I had a goal
Wanted to get rid of this foul betraying soul
Someone suggested to try a voodoo doll
But that ain't something you go get a the mall

No, I had to go for the real deal
Something beyond crystal balls and coffee beans
I had to find a person with the right skill
I took the weekend off and went to New Orleans

I arrived I shopped around
Ate too much Gumbo till I finally found
This scary little shop, creepy as hell
A voodoo-woman gnarly as fuck
Sold me the spell

She told me to use it on a certain date
I was distracted by her dog lucy biting my jeans
The magic would backfire if I didn't wait
And I was on my way out of New Orleans

Graveyard dirt and a rusty nail
Chicken feet and virgin blood
Take the grease from a snail mix with Transylvanian mud
Now spice it up with Spanish flies
To make sure he suffers
Before he dies




Add curse water by druids at Stonehenge
And I guarantee u sweet revenge

Overall Meaning

The song "Voodoo Shop Hop" by Nekromantix talks about a person's desire to eliminate a deceitful soul from their life. They are willing to go to great lengths to succeed in their mission, and someone suggests using a voodoo doll. However, the singer decides to go for the real deal, something more powerful than just a voodoo doll that cannot be found in a regular store. Thus, they go to New Orleans and shop around until they find a creepy shop owned by a voodoo-woman who sells them the spell that will help them achieve their goal. She warns them to use the spell on a specific date and to be careful, or the magic will backfire.


The lyrics give off a sense of determination and desperation. The singer is clearly fed up with the person who betrayed them and wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. They are not afraid to dive into voodoo magic, even if it means going to New Orleans, a place known for its association with voodoo. The song paints a picture of the unknown, unseen forces at work behind the scenes, making the atmosphere spooky and thrilling. The singer's willingness to go to great lengths to attain their goal speaks to the song's underlying message that sometimes one has to take matters into their own hands to find closure in difficult situations.


Line by Line Meaning

I had a mission I had a goal
I was determined to achieve a specific objective


Wanted to get rid of this foul betraying soul
I wanted to be rid of the soul of someone who had badly let me down


Someone suggested to try a voodoo doll
A person suggested that I use a voodoo doll


But that ain't something you go get a the mall
However, such a doll is not something that can be easily obtained


No, I had to go for the real deal
I knew I had to step up and find a more authentic solution


Something beyond crystal balls and coffee beans
I needed something more powerful and effective than mere fortune-telling tools


I had to find a person with the right skill
I needed to locate someone who possessed the necessary expertise


I took the weekend off and went to New Orleans
I took a weekend trip to New Orleans to pursue my goal


I arrived I shopped around
When I arrived, I spent some time looking for the right place to help me


Ate too much Gumbo till I finally found
I ate lots of Gumbo, a famous New Orleans dish, before I eventually found the right place


This scary little shop, creepy as hell
I found a small, frightening shop that seemed really eerie


A voodoo-woman gnarly as fuck
I met a female voodoo-practitioner who was old, tough-looking, and a bit frightening


Sold me the spell
She provided me with the magic formula that I was looking for


She told me to use it on a certain date
She advised me to perform the spell on a specific day


I was distracted by her dog lucy biting my jeans
I got distracted by her dog, Lucy, biting my jeans


The magic would backfire if I didn't wait
I was warned that the magic might not work if I didn't wait for the right time


And I was on my way out of New Orleans
Once I had the spell, I left New Orleans to return home


Graveyard dirt and a rusty nail
The ingredients for the spell included dirt from a cemetery and an old, rusty nail


Chicken feet and virgin blood
The spell required pieces of chicken feet and blood from a virgin


Take the grease from a snail mix with Transylvanian mud
I was instructed to mix snail grease with mud from Transylvania


Now spice it up with Spanish flies
The mixture required an ingredient called 'Spanish flies' to add flavor


To make sure he suffers
I wanted to ensure that the person I was targeting would experience significant pain and discomfort


Before he dies
I wanted to cause him significant suffering before he died


Add curse water by druids at Stonehenge
I needed to add water that had been cursed by druids at Stonehenge


And I guarantee u sweet revenge
The spell was designed to provide me with the satisfaction of getting revenge on the person I despised




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