Thicky Thick Girl
Nelly Lyrics

See now you could be a lady or a bitch girl
Your personality type doesn't really matter.

Still, your thicky thicky thicky thick
However, your voluptuously curvy body is impressive.

Looking like a lolli-pop waitin' for the lick girl
Your body is so inviting that it resembles a candy that needs to be tasted.

Your thicky thicky thicky thick
I can't help but emphasize how attractive your curvy body is.

Remind me of my 6-4 waitin' hit the switch girl
You remind me of my lowrider car that needs attention so bad.

Could it be a crime that I'm waiting to commit girl?
I'm interested in getting intimate and I hope you don't mind.

So basically I'm a joke right?
Am I not worthy of being taken seriously because of my intentions?

Look me in the eyes and tell me if you don't lie
I'm asking you to be honest with me about your intentions.

When are you that shoes untied before you know it method
We're going to move quickly from getting undressed to being intimate.

First step we getting naked, pants gone in 20 seconds
We'll disrobe quickly, within the span of 20 seconds.

It's getting hectic
Things are moving fast and turning chaotic.

Wreck it just like a hoopty with insurance
I intend to have a wild and energetic time with you.

But it seems I'm behind schedule with broad troubles
However, it appears I'm struggling with being late to the party.

Twistin' and pulling
I'm trying to focus and get in the mood.

I'm like shorty help me (come on)
I'm asking for your help to get in the right mindset for intimacy.

Help me (please) don't blow my high, cause I'm too horny
I'm urging you to not ruin the mood because I'm so turned on.

She giggles and gives a horny smile,
You respond with a mischievous and suggestive smile.

So I take advantage
I use this opportunity to get closer to you and initiate physical contact.

Kissin' in gentle places trying to get myself established
I'm kissing you softly and tenderly, setting the mood and getting comfortable.

I'm comfortable, want to be in that moe
I'm at ease and fully engaged with our intimacy.

With no control Concentrating on my every lick, her every blow
I'm fully focused on pleasure and savoring every moment with you.

Yep, I'm still blowed, but cooler than two below
I'm still under the influence of drugs, but I'm composed and in control.

And how I got that rubber on, her ass'll never know
I've put on a condom discreetly and you're none the wiser.

It's on, put my penis in accurate, just relax a bit
We're ready for sex, but don't worry, I'll take care of everything.

Now it's my time to party like the lunatics at an after-set
I'm fully enjoying the moment like a wild party.

Now I comes first like the front porch, in a Polo Sport shirt
I'm in control and leading the way in our intimacy.

Skirts, there they are, gots to flirt cause I'm far
I'm determined to win your affection because I know it won't be easy.

From Average Lame with that "What's your name?" game
I'm not like other guys who try to win you over with cheesy pickup lines.

I'm stormin' on your brain like a surgeon in the rain
I'm making a lasting impression on you that you won't soon forget.

Take the fame if you can, watch me wrap like Saran
You're welcome to try and keep up with me, but be prepared to be amazed.

All up in these sheets, now you on me like a tan
We're fully intimate, and you're soft and warm like a sun-kissed tan.

Leavin' me like a van in reverse, that's the worse
You're ending our intimacy before I'm ready to stop, and it's frustrating.

Playa curse put up on me now We spreadin' on my homies like a germ
I'm struggling with the challenge of balancing multiple sexual relationships.

Watch me turn into captain kill a ho
I become a ladies man, able to attract and please any woman.

Fill a ho strong
I'm confident in my ability to satisfy a woman sexually.

Watch me last long like a penny broke many motels
I'm skilled and capable of performing sexually for long periods of time.

I got a rich coupon
I'm wealthy and have the means to indulge in my desires.

I'm doing dismounts on futons
I'm having sex with multiple partners in various places.

Comin' out like Keyuan
I'm emerging as a dominant and confident player in the sexual game.

I'm ill like ceramic in a hammock, godamnit
I'm extremely skilled, talented, and successful in my sexual conquests.

That's my words, ooh's and aah's slurred like a verb
I'm expressing myself with groans and moans of pleasure rather than actual words.

Showin' action like an ass like a metaphor
I'm demonstrating my sexual prowess with kinetic energy and motion.

Now I'm headed for the highways '75 sideways
I'm moving on to my next conquest, traveling on the freeway recklessly.

I spit mo' shit off into they ears than dialtones and telephones
My sexual prowess and reputation precedes me.

Just to get their ass back home
I'm able to attract beautiful women and send them home satisfied.

Come watch the Bed-rock like Flintstones
You can't resist my charms and you know it.

But son too strong, so I smoke a sack as fat as Santa (y'know)
My sex drive and confidence is so strong that I need to calm myself with drugs.

Drive me nuts like Planters, hawkin' a nigga like hoop for Atlanta (swish)
You're driving me crazy with your sexual energy and passion.

I ban ya from the smoke house, trick, who you think you fuckin with?
I'm setting boundaries with my sexual partners and warning them against crossing me.

Trying to play me like Jim Carrey and pull some dumber and dumber shit
You're trying to deceive me or take advantage of me, but I'm not falling for it.

Stomp me like a step show (grab hold) then I let go
You're overpowered and dominating in our intimacy, but I'm willing to surrender control.

(Flows) split that ass like g-strings up on these rat hoes
I'm demonstrating my rhythm and skill in sexual activity.

I pose as a threat, hit any one of you niggas rat
I'm dangerous and intimidating when it comes to sexual dominance.

Spit some game and get a bird, come watch us tag team like free bird
I'm able to attract any woman I want and even share with my sexual partners.

Say the word, I be at rest with all my partners
I'm confident and able to please multiple partners at once.

Straight loungin with a pocket full of rubbers and have it bouncin'
I'm prepared and well-equipped for satisfying my sexual desires.

Go make the announcment, spark more Dynamite than "Good Times"
I'm announcing my power and influence in the sexual arena.

Want both girls like prime time, want real highs and thick thighs
I want the best of everything when it comes to sexual partners.

Take pride in my stabbin', headboards you be grabbin'
I'm proud of my sexual prowess and am able to satisfy my partners to the point of grabbing onto headboards for support.

Got 'em bangin the walls so hard the neighbors callin'
I'm able to satisfy my partners so thoroughly that it's causing a disturbance to the outside world.

Asking you "What happened? What's goin on over there even?
The neighbors are curious and concerned about the noise and commotion from our intimacy.

Sounds like you guys are goin crazzzzzzzyy"
The neighbors are astounded and impressed with how wild and energetic our intimacy is.

Could it be a crime that I'm waiting to commit girl?
I'm still interested in getting intimate and hope you're willing.