Nothing for Christmas
New Found Glory Lyrics


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Chad's nuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright,
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Santa's on his way;
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh,

And every mother's child is going to spy,
To see if reindeer really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you,
Happy Chanukah to the Jews,




Merry quanta to you,
Happy holidays to you.

Overall Meaning

At first glance, the lyrics of Nothing for Christmas by New Found Glory on surface level might appear to be another cover of a classic Christmas song, but they take a subversive turn soon enough. The opening lines mention Chad's nuts being roasted, a clear allusion to a popular meme involving actor Chad Michael Murray. The song then quickly dissolves into chaotic observations about the holiday season: people dressed up like Eskimos, Yuletide carols being sung, and tiny tots who will find it hard to sleep. The song is a tongue-in-cheek take on the holiday season, with a subtle layer of melancholy underlying the façade of festive cheer.


The song makes a unique point about Christmas, that not everyone is happy during the holidays. It's a reminder that despite the beautiful songs, colorful lights, and tons of presents, some people live in poverty, are homeless, or struggling with mental health issues, further compounded by the holiday season. In addition, the lyrics also offer greetings for Chanukah, quanta, and happy holidays to recognize that not all devout Christians celebrate Christmas. The juxtaposition of jubilant verses and mentions of sadness creates a different experience altogether, reminding us to be empathetic towards others during the holiday season.


Line by Line Meaning

Chad's nuts roasting on an open fire,
Chad's testicles are getting roasted on an open fire, which is causing him great physical pain.


Jack Frost nipping at your nose,
The cold temperature is causing discomfort to your nose, and you can feel the icy sensation caused by Jack Frost.


Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
A group of people are singing Christmas songs, as part of the Yuletide festivities.


And folks dressed up like Eskimos.
People are wearing clothing typically associated with Eskimos, in order to keep warm.


Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
It is common knowledge that turkeys and mistletoes are associated with the holiday season.


Help to make the season bright,
Turkeys and mistletoes contribute to making the holiday season more cheerful and lively.


Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Young children are eagerly anticipating the gifts they will receive and are excited, with their eyes shining bright.


Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
The excitement of the holiday season makes it difficult for children to sleep at night.


They know that Santa's on his way;
Children are aware that Santa Claus is coming to deliver gifts.


He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh,
Santa Claus has filled his sleigh with gifts and treats.


And every mother's child is going to spy,
All children, including those of every mother, will be watching to see if Santa Claus and his reindeer can fly.


To see if reindeer really know how to fly.
Children are curious to see if reindeer can truly fly, as folklore suggests.


And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
The singer is offering a simple expression of goodwill and cheerfulness.


To kids from one to ninety-two,
This message is intended for all people, regardless of age.


Although its been said many times, many ways,
This message may have been repeated numerous times and in varying ways, but it is still meaningful.


Merry Christmas to you,
A traditional holiday greeting, wishing the listener a happy Christmas.


Happy Chanukah to the Jews,
An additional greeting acknowledging the Jewish holiday of Chanukah.


Merry quanta to you,
A humorous greeting that references the physics concept of quanta.


Happy holidays to you.
A general greeting that acknowledges and includes all winter holidays.




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RL23

Nearly Christmas 2021. Been through so much depressing stuff this last two years. Hopefully, I am still alive to listen to this song for Christmas next year. God bless.

moshyfawn

Will be waiting for you here next year! Let's do it together!
Happy Holidays ;)

Mauricio Fuentes

Sending all my good holiday vibes your way! Hope things get better real soon and see you commenting next year!

hafaken

It’s 2020 and this will be on repeat 💯

madison penelope

same with me in 2021! this whole album is so good

Edgar Soto

2021

Jensen Byron

@Cyrus Zaire glad I could help :)

Cyrus Zaire

@Jensen Byron Thank you, I went there and it seems like a nice service :D I really appreciate it!!

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Keith Coulter

this song is perfect <3 why does it have to be a christmas song? i want to listen to it all year round! <3

Mauricio Fuentes

Hey, nothing is restraining you from doing so. ;)

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