New Swears is a band made up of funboys Sammy J. Scorpion, Beej Eh, Scru Ba… Read Full Bio ↴New Swears is a band made up of funboys Sammy J. Scorpion, Beej Eh, Scru Bar and Nick Nofun. Their hometown is Ottawa, Ontario. They have released two albums: Funny Isn't Real and Junkfood Forever, Bedtime Whatever. New Swears is notorious for their music videos and the creation of the Funboy Clubhouse.

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Bells Corners Train tracks behind the liquor store the simple life for…
Bon Voyage I don't give a fuck about swearing or cursing I…
Candy Land The sun breaks through the shade I drank enough to send…
Cerveza Cerveza Señorita it's nice to meet, ya it's nice to…
Concrete Cowboy it's a day like any other it's a place but…
Day Dreaming Work in the sun all day Get home I hope I…
Everybody Dies i woke up already tired i think ill crack a…
Gladstone it takes a little time to see something good ive…
Good Girls Never been to church not willing to try Gonna take you…

Jon's Coke I know what I did probly wasn't good But I really…
Liquor Store I gotta go to the liquor store And when I′m ready…
Main Stream Remember when we first met You had holes in your fishnets…
Midnight Lovers My gut says tonights the one You're gonna feel your heart Ge…
No Fun Strangle me to hell I'm lying face down on the hot…
Paradise Another day in paradise Tranquilize me and butter my soul My…
Rather Be Dead Rather be dead than sitting here next to you, honey,…
Rolling Stone im just another dog bone just another rolling stone just…
Stay Gold Another night gone Head buried in the porcelain throne Anoth…
TV Shows I got my arms around your waist And I think its…
Two Darts I only got two darts left I only got two darts…

Wheels wheels are rolling in the front feet up on the…

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

Mini Itachi

2y↑56

Here is what they actualy sayd:
"Im glad to see you out of that funk"
"Ain't tryna front baby"
"Paranormal spooky floating french (idk what he sayd)freak"
"Rotting raspberrys"
"Mock me will you"
"Hey you Bucky boy"
"That wrench set over there"
"Thanks for the tip pidge"
"Buck up son"
"Say Xue (shew)(chinese)"
"You had one job and you flopped it"
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Elijah Harristablet

2y↑136

0:49 Adventure Time
2:10 We Bare Bears (#1)
3:08 The Amazing World of Gumball
4:10 Fifi And The Flowertots
5:24 Supernormal
6:52 Jake And The Neverland Pirates
11:06 Pinocchio
12:17 Ni Hao, Kai-Lan
13:25 We Bare Bears (#2)
Edit:mommy I have 100 likes (including me)

All comments from YouTube:

Maureen DeLoffi

2y↑3.6K

This week my daughter wrote “fun facts” about herself, but spelled facts like it sounds “facks”. And her letter a was a little sloppy so it looked like a letter u. Fun times parenting a first grader right here!! She wasn’t sure why we were laughing. Loved this video, Steve! :)

Anne Murphy

mhm! wait what? oh god I'm going to throw up!

joanne Clarke

@Steve Terreberry I’m such a fan of u!!

David Robbins

💫omg to a friend

@Steve Terreberry video

Bøba Bee

Forks

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Gaemig

2y↑26

The fact the We bare bears one makes more sense than the actual line is hilarious

Also the supernormal one is “Mock”

David Monchev

2y↑1

but its sounds like the f word

K Gratia

2y↑2

CLEARLY. But the YouTube captions failed to catch ‘mock’.

Shiloh Davis

2y↑14

Fun fact: the part where he supposedly caught Penny cursing is inaccurate but Gumball accidentally said the b word while rapping about ketchup in the episode where the hot dog guy appears

Adventures of 2 broz

Tu ball said big juicy hotdog

Shiloh Davis

Also that show is called Voltron. And one of the characters is named Pidge

Shiloh Davis

Penny clearly said flucking

T F

We all laughed didnt we? It was pretty funny when he did the face while he was doing the T.T.S Tess lol 🤣

Vivthathufflepuff

The fact that I grew up with Jake and the Neverland Pirates makes me laugh even harder than I should

Chris Colbourne

2y↑711

Amazing World of Gumball is one of the funniest shows ever, it's a little over the top for young kids though.
Stevie, your style of humor would appreciate Gumball's nutty comedic flavor.
Oh, and Adventure Time (a little dark themed for youngsters) and We Bear Bears..... great shows. Adventure Time duh.

Somapala Hewa Anthonige

2y↑1

I used to watch all of those cartoons when I was 5!! I'm not kidding

ShivaShowtime

@shredfactor7 me too

xPixiepeacex

2y↑1

YES I LOVE DAT SHOW IM WATCHING IT RN-

FoxinglyCooL

Its pg

Chris Colbourne

@noob Woo! Spooky!
Aw, I ruined it. 😐

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Dave Braverman

2y↑2

I like how he just whips his head over to see “fish” 10:48

No Fandom?

2y↑3

Bro when Steve has a disappointed face it's pure gold 🤣

Gabriel Bates

2y↑6

I love his face when he hears a bad word

mrwolferinc

2y↑1

When I first heard about the one with We Bare Bears I thought it was very inappropriate for something like that to be in a kids show, and I still hear Ice Bear saying the word "ain't trying to f**k baby" to this day.

NMajinPanda

2y↑254

Love when YouTubers do something different then what they usually do. Makes all the difference in the long run. I'll continue to watch and support you on your way Stevie.

omarr vision

Hey ya f### guys

xKristopher

3 mill sub club!!!!!!!!!

H o n e y p i e [Cliffer]

Bro whose children are these

Drip_noob

,mno

yummy food

2y↑1

Wow

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BradyIGuess

2y↑1

The " show about robots" is a show called voltron and im really into it right now! Keith (guy who sai thanks for the tip) was actually saying thanks for the tip pidge (one of the characters.

David Monchev

2y↑1

12:53 made me laugh so hard

Toca missyシ

2y↑1

“There aren’t actually aware words in this video”
After: says actual bad words

Tj Williams

You literally made me spit out my tea and I died laughing

ilovegerardway09

2y↑237

Oh my god I have been binging this guy all day. I’m sick and he has been making my day. Love you Stevie🤘🎸

Oliver Fick

I am too

Eugene mazo

@SquidiaS A M E

ilovegerardway09

Probably a cold not sure

Squidia

bro same

William Stamper

What kinda sick? We been feeling kinda low around here too but not covid. We done had that twice.

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Hassgaming221

4:17 got me 😂😂😂😂😂

Ethan

Holy cow, I used to watch Jake And The Neverland Pirates for a time. Oh god, I’m so cringed out. Seeing that scene here is insane
And funny😂🫣. Amazing video Stevie T.

CoolHappyPiggy

14:18 killed me 😹😹

I can’t come up with a good name

The part where the tts said “fish” it had me wheezing.

Wayne Franks

2y↑48

Man!!! I haven't laughed this hard in years!!! If it weren't for the tears running down my face, I'd think I'd have caught on fire!!! Thanks for huge laughs, Steve!!!

Blackened Heart

I agree! 🤣🤣 I woke up this morning dreading work and this was the first thing I saw on my YouTube feed and it made my day! Lol. Funny as shit!

Oscar Otoole

2y↑1

For context on the Ni Hao Kai-lan part. The show is meant to teach pre-schoolers how to speak Mandarin. So in the context of the show, Kai lan was telling Lulu she and her friends wanted snow, in Chinese which is “Xuě”. Which just sounds like shit. Which is why people think Kai’s saying it

Ruby’s Awesome Life

I love that he has one option for his nephew to watch and he can’t watch it

Elijah Cubitt

6:57 his laugh 😆

Mashmellow69

Omg I am dying of laughter I love it ❤️❤️❤️

Mini Itachi

2y↑56

K Gratia

she said 'fringe flicking'.

daffy duck

@Colorado (Wearing Eyepatch) WHY!

clock man

i like that boi that said F!%$

user

@Colorado (Wearing Eyepatch)but i hear "farting"

Jeremiah Welch

@Crazy8Studios what was the gorillas name anyways

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pp P.

2y↑1

for peter pan I think its lucky boy but it sounds like, yeah but imagine coming home from work and saying 6:55 to your son

Lavender

2y↑1

5:00 made me laugh

Jessology101

this is so funny it makes me laugh every time I watch this part 14:59

Jessology101

I meant to say 4:29

Maze_Runner

2y↑447

love how Steve dedicates some of his videos like "misheard Disney lyrics" or something for his nieces and nephew by approving them if the shows or movies are kid appropriate or not lol

The Storey Studio

@Lego Anakin Skywalker lol

Lego Anakin Skywalker

Imagine if his nieces and nephew watched thisᥬ😂᭄

Zay

He sad funkey

Marie Chauncey

2y↑1

Maze_runner

The Storey Studio

2y↑3

@Clara Malones brad?

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Alex the allosaurus

10:50 is the part I love the most

Vika Hazzard

2y↑1

YOU NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER!!🤣🤣

kitKat_X

2y↑1

The bee mosquito things said froted raspberry for me lol

Edit: I just went back and listened to some that I don’t understand, but the Disney jr thing said “hey you fonky boy”
Also “say sh*t” is actually snow in chinese

Bøba Bee

Steve : Y'know this video has no swear words
The phone : are you sure about that

Joanne C

2y↑256

OMG my daughter and I couldn't stop laughing! We love you Stevie T!!😂

Cora Tarinay

@Rula Ibrahim nah 7:29 is funniest

Erin McCord

@· hijabihxba · oh god what the hell

· hijabihxba ·

@Kaitlin Riley it means that she’s making her kid listen to swear words to a guy debunking swear words in kid shows.

Jem Maica

2y↑1

@mYstak3n Wdym you smell irony?...

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Ceel

Lol once in SpongeBob I remember a clip where the old man from the series said something that sounded like a bad word

Scarlett Green

Steve T: There no cussing in this video! Also Steve T: 10:38

Mincreafter 300

This should be a try not to laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Angelle LaCroix

The faces tho 😂

Nocture

2y↑311

Imagine having Steve as an Uncle. Most fun any kid could have

RandomRexy

2y↑2

I agree

Luke Mccorkell

2y↑1

Sounds like Fecking freak

саша

2y↑1

ikr-

Samantha Raulsten

2y↑2

No just no

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💜Angel_Bunny💜

He’s saying “Bucky Boy” lol 😂

If not that’s my childhood ruined

David Monchev

10:50 i was laughing so hard my grandma was curios what i was laughing for

Ashton C

bruh i love your vids i am laughing my a** off right now keep up the work. congrats on 3 mill

Clueless

In the Fifi and the Flowertots, it actually says “rotten” raspberries. But I get how people mishear it.

AwhOreox

2y↑156

I love how Stevie goes "I'm good" and then five seconds later he says "I'm not good". That had me laughing 🤣😂

Jimzeenat - Roblox

I was just at this moment at 8:03 when i read this

realshotgunX

@Aden B what?? and it's auto generated by youtube, it's based on what the system hears, then enters what they may or may not have said.

Aden B

Steve made up lies he's putting a f word thing on the video to make it sound like there saying the f word so Steve is the bad guy

Little_Leo@ZodiacFire

i am dying rn i spat out my juice

Blank

2y↑2

Try watching this video with captions on, because, my God, it has one job, and it nails it.

robert nguidjol

i love this it''s so funny

MetehanUygun23

The Red s### got me laughing so hard😂😂😂

Dang3rGirl

10:18 I'm fairly sure he said Pidge. The show looks very similar to Voltron, which I watch, and there's a character in that called Pidge.

The_HUMAN_Of_1,000_Fandoms

2y↑1

I think its the original Voltron

Heather Littlejohn

2y↑1

Peter Pan is really the bad one and Captain Hook is the good one

FUNKO NEWS International

2y↑42

10:52 'Fish, fish...USELESS!' Stevie T 2022

TouSlat

aaaa AAAA aAAaaAAaaa got meh dying lollolol

-LAURORA-

2y↑2

I love the way he says "fish"

Blury

2y↑1

Ah yes

Allan J Barker

When the Jake and the Never Land Pirates Sweared. It ruined my ChildHood ( I watched it All the time when I was an little kid )

NeoSwagTwig Of The Twig Nation

"Ain't tryin f*ck baby let me come over" I vibe wit it.

The bear

I never laughed so much in my

Yasu Koh

I remember a scene in gum ball where a character tries to swear but is censored.

Elijah Harristablet

2y↑136

Elijah Harristablet

@BALDI says you need the money 💰and if so can u be there for that time and let him be there to help us with the logistics of the day is not as simple as it sounds like but I have to say things that you think are important and you cannot get Elijah's World DVDs in the world of the world and the captain realistic minecraft live u will have the best simon in your life Lines of your life and I no longer have to say things u would like.

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Elijah Harristablet

@BALDI ???

boooo. I can do better.

BALDI

T it again and I know you do you know what it would have to not come back to you like the Halls I will put on the baldy of kids and pants and I know that will put me down in my house 🏠 I think I have to be there at like this is the first 🥇 of my house 🏡 lol 😂 I will be your best man simulator I know it again if I ask Daddy if I ask her to the baldy multiplayer Roblox on the other side and I love it again except for a lot to do you like to do you like to be there with me use it for a few weeks to not be your friend lol I will put on a FANMADE version with a few of them and I will be in the office in my room lol lol 😆 I know that I will ask him for a FANMADE and pants and pants are in the car lol 😆 I think it again except the Halls of the art Jaxon hunter diamond and I love 😘 you like to see the right of the art 🎨 I have a lot of kids I love it again except ii the Halls of kids say that I will ask him for you like the kids say I love 💕 y the Halls and tell me down to not 🚫 you like it again if I don't have it would happen if it is the first 🥇 ever you 💬 you I love it too cringe 😬 you can I have to be

BALDI

8:59 here yo hape

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Kit Kat

2y↑1

for the "thanks for the tip b****" one i think they are saying "thanks for the tip Pidge" cause pidge is the name of a character in the show

Elena Poposki

Growing up, I saw Ni Hoa Ki lan and I think it was trying to teach us Japanese (kinda like Dora trying to teach Spanish) so I think it's a mistake on all ends! Btw I totally encourage the show for kids

gokitty

i still watch awg, we bare bears, and adventure time

Try Not to be Me

For the gumball cartoon, I had subtitles on so at first it read 'freaking' but when it was repeated it spelled 'flicking'. I don't know what made him flicking that freakily

Katie Kearns

2y↑102

I love his sense of humor. It was so funny when the T.T.S. test said, "John Carrol got new funding!" and Steve replied back "Good for you John!"

• kawaii princess moonlight gacha •

I even died of laughter and-
PPEEEEAAAS

FruitytheAxolotl

@Aden B
Either I am missing something, or you are missing the joke.

🌟 EisthEbEstlEttEr

69th like

Ivy Gaming

2y↑1

LOL

Aden B

2y↑1

Steve is making up lies he miss herd princess bubble gum because she said funk if she did say the f word then why isn't the show banned why is the show in kids on hulu hmmm Steve the liar making up lies on kid cartoons

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Sabrina Tavares

The show titi and the flower pot it made me laugh for 2 mins 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

SUSHI MUSLIM GIRL

2y↑1

Me when I realized I watched Jake and Neverland pirates when I was little:CHILDHOOD RUINED

Alicia Vandija

2y↑1

The one you called the robot show or something is probablly Voltron: defender of the universe and and he didn't say B**ch, he said Pidge which is one of the characters names😂 and in ni hao kai-lan she said Xuě which is snow in chinese😅

Tworsfeline

2y↑1

12:48
I don't think she said an English word there.
'雪' is probably what she said.

Model K-8904

2y↑66

Hey Steve, I've been a fan of your for a couple of years now and you've never failed to make me laugh. Keep up the awesome work, man. 🤟

Sunky

10:52 dying from saying fish🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TearchyTheSpammer

When I was 4 , 5 or 6 I was obsessed with sonic I never watched that video scene before
And I didn’t know they were swearing but they were saying "wrench set over there" and "ahhh even the wrench set"

GamerRobloxYT

Jake and the Neverland Pirates was nostalgia 👌

AwesomeVideos123

5:32 The gorilla actually says: "Mock me, will you?"

Kurisu Yamato

2y↑79

You know what I love about these? That it's always called the "Text to Speech Test" but it's a Speech to Text function being used. I finally noticed that like a couple of videos ago and I'm certain it was a natural misspoken phrase early on and ever since then has stuck as a subtle joke. :D

Kurisu Yamato

@MODIFRIED Well I'll be....

MODIFRIED

2y↑1

He must have seen your comment because in the latest video he calls it the Speech to Text test :)

Luke

2y↑1

@A.M.K. speech to speech test doesn't sound as cool

Mike B

I wrote the same comment and was curious if anyone else caught it. Because I could care less....which means that I care.

Kurisu Yamato

2y↑4

@A.M.K. Hmn, yeah, when you think about it more, yeah, you're right. Wild.

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ANYA

13:20 this child show is for teaching children mandarin I'm pretty sure

CC The Demon Cat

"You paranormal floating ghost french fricking freak" -Possezed Penny from The Amazing Word of Gumball

🎌Reborn X Reborn🎌

I have watched the amazing world of gumball all my life (cuz I'm still a kid) and never noticed that it said the f word

MSMgaming4138

10:17 best part of the video

Saboth

2y↑120

If you've never watched Gumball, Steve, I would highly recommend it. The humor would be right up your alley. And even those these are labeled, "Kid's shows", they are really just animated comedies, and there is nothing "kid" about many of them.

Xerotonin

2y↑4

After all, little Stevie is 12yrs old

Brøccoli bøi sånders

2y↑4

@Splashy [GD] it's defenetly a 9-14 show lol

Splashy [GD]

2y↑9

gumball is hardly a kid show because of a lot of its dark and more mature humor

Golden Angel

I'm pretty sure the amazing world of gumball is for Teen like kids
someone correct me if I'm wrong

TheSketchyGamingFrog

I loved jake and the neverland pirates when i was younger i still do buut i am laughing so hard

Roxxehh

( Based around 12:18 )
Kid: says sh*t
The dad: meh.. they said ship.. but wait it's in the snow?
Mom: instant heart attack

Teagan Kennedy

2y↑150

At 10:18 I couldn't stop laughing, eventually my toddler sister heard me laughing from the kitchen and she said" what are you watching that makes it so funny‽" 😂 🤣

Riflegoem👾

Real 10:51

°yuki°

Movie sonic

@AngeloTheNascar17 voltren

Travis Lockyer

@Dumber Drummer I

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♥︎MinecraftDolin♠︎

2y↑1

12:40 Kai-Lin is actually speaking Chinese. She isn’t speaking English at that time. I know you probably didn’t know because you never knew what it was, but the show is a TV series for English & chinese

StitchNPugs

“F***ing raspberries!”
TTS test: “Brad”
Beautiful

sofie XD

For poor unfortunate souls, she said “Flocking”

Journee Young

I LAUGHED SO HARD
6:55

Fnaf security breach fan 910

2y↑1

I laughed like a maniac and it was my favorite part.🤣😹😂💜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹💜💜💜💜💜

EpicLogics

2y↑355

for "nihao kai-lan", its actually a word in chinese. that show was meant to teach kids a few words in chinese while following on her adventures. you wouldve had a hard time replacing it or thinking its something else because its actually not even in english.

Amanda Yip

I’m for China 🇨🇳 and the word mean snow

꧁•Delphine Diamondheart•꧂

It was one of my favorite shows as a kid

Bruh Minecraft

U mean charater

Enrico FC

2y↑1

For Me It Did Say Shiet

pain

I'm honestly kinda mad he didn't get I was in another language. I even knew it.

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The Swagpion

The snow thing wasn't there fault, it was a non envlish word so the text to speech couldn't get it.

savicell

The amazing world of gumball It sounds like french pecking for some reason lmao😂😂😂

katie collins

I feel bad for his niece and nephews wants next they can’t watch tv 😂🤣

VRoberts 1117

When the little girl was supposedly saying, “Say shit.” She was actually saying something in a different language. I don’t know what language it is, but I’m familiar with the show. 😂

Chenee Thompson

I think it was a word in mandarin
Basically a Chinese Dora

Khrosen Toshiro

2y↑50

Nihao Kailan is actually a show I grew up watching and I laughed so much when the TTS picked up the main character saying the S bomb. It made my day so much better, also happy mother's day to Mama T. Btw the Nihao Kai Lan's misheard lyric is Snow in Chinese

Khrosen Toshiro

@Rihana Yifei He Oh wow, that's pretty cool

Rihana Yifei He

2y↑1

True I'm Chinese too

Quinn Playz

I'm pretty sure the gumball one said "flunking freak"

Mooncookie

2y↑1

Fun fact adventure time is made for adults because Its so desturbing

Red_panda_playz_games

The last one was “you had one job Darrel and you flunked it”

Cathleen Gooden

I wish I was a adult so I could not see my favourite shows get caught

Erica Wright

2y↑514

I haven't really watched any of these shows except a few bits and pieces. I do remember that Ni Hao kai lan was the Chinese dora the explorer, she went on adventures and taught kids Chinese. It's so crazy how clear some of these were, almost...on purpose 😱. Just kidding, could you imagine though. Awesome video as always, loved your laughs and reactions. Definitely gave me some much needed laughs. Love you so much. 😍

Yellow Boy Gaming

Is not buck up son is wake up son

LuvShineX

@AlgicosathlonIvan: The Return dunno

LuvShineX

@Reb means thank u in chinese

The Youtube Kitten - MEPs and MAPs

@Steve Terreberry I watched Ni Hao Kai-Lan when I was little pft- I remember one episode where it sounded like she was saying "f***". I asked Māmā what she was saying, and she said that she also heard "f***". I'm Chinese, so this was a regular as a kid-.