Bieber Vs Beethoven
Nice Peter Lyrics

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead
I can't believe you're still alive and relevant.

Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head
Your hair looks ridiculous.

I'm the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Betty White
I am the next big pop star, whereas you smell like an old woman.

Here's some aspirin, you're catching Bieber Fever tonight
You're going to catch Bieber Fever once you hear my incredible voice.

Because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible
My voice is amazing and your music is awful.

Who even listens to Classical anyway?
Who actually likes listening to classical music?

Even Elise wants to do me and now that you're right next to me
Even famous classical music piece 'Für Elise' would rather be with me than near you.

I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies
I understand why the movie about you featured you as a dog.

Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson
Let me teach you about real music, young one.

Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson
I am more talented and influential than Smith and Wesson, according to Bach.

Never say Never? You'll never be forgetting
Your catchphrase 'Never say Never' will never be forgotten, unfortunately.

I've crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages
I have created iconic pieces of music that will be remembered for centuries.

I'm committing verbal murder in the major third degree
I am absolutely destroying you with my words and rhymes.

My name is Beethoven motherfucker Maybe you've heard of me?
My name is Beethoven, you should know who I am.

Not the Saint Bernard Version, I'm the real O.G
I am the original Beethoven, not the dog version.

You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!
You're too young to even handle a battle with me.

I got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage
I have a famous woman in my bed backstage.

When's the last time your music got anybody laid?
Your music doesn't have the same effect on people as mine does.

I've got a concert in five, so there's not much time left
I have a concert soon, so let's wrap this up.

What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf!
Your own music damaged your hearing, what more needs to be said?

I would smack you but in Germany we don't hit little girls
I would hit you, but it's not appropriate.

And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of shit 'My World'
I'm glad I can't hear your terrible music.

There's a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies
A huge audience is excited to hear me perform my symphonies.

You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them their seats!
You want to be like Usher? Fine, go show the audience their seats.