Perfect Harmony
Nice Smooth Lyrics

[all singing off key]
The beginning of this song is slightly off-key, but we aim to improve and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

We'd like to teach the world to sing
Our dream is to unite people all over the world through music

in perfect harmony
To sing together in a way that produces a beautiful and pleasing sound

What's your name?
I am curious to know who you are

I'm Teddy Ted
I am introducing myself as Teddy Ted

My name is Greg Nice
My name is Greg Nice and I am proud of it

and I'm MC Smooth Bee
I am introducing myself as MC Smooth Bee

Humor! I'll make you laugh
I have a great sense of humor and I can make you laugh

Go take a bath you don't know the half
You need to clean yourself up because you are not aware of everything that's going on

Yeah my structure, is like a skyscraper
I have a strong and sturdy structure that's comparable to a skyscraper

Greg, Nice not a comic book caper
I am Greg Nice and I am not a character from a comic book

Like Bruce Wayne or even Dick Grayson
I am not like fictional characters Bruce Wayne or Dick Grayson

I'm not Freddie and I'm not Jason
I am not like the characters Freddie or Jason

I hate base and, chasin clouds of illusion
I don't like heavy bass and chasing imaginary things

Mass confusion, which drug are you usin?
The world is full of confusion, which drug do you use to cope?

Greg, N-I-see-E
My name is spelled Greg N-I-C-E but it's pronounced 'see'

Freelance style, mother's last child
I have a free and independent style, and I am my mother's last child

I'm buckwild don't make me pull your file
I am wild and uncontrollable, so don't provoke me

Used to wear a frown now you wear a smile
I used to be unhappy but now you look happy

Teddy Ted is the jewel of the Nile
Teddy Ted is like a precious jewel from the Nile river

The original ooh child, versatile
I am original and versatile, like the song 'Ooh Child'

Eagles want to fly, rappers made to ramble
Eagles like to fly, and rappers like to roam around and perform

My name is Greg Nice I used to scramble
My name is Greg Nice and I used to hustle and strive to succeed

Met this dip who changed my world around
I met this woman who changed my perspective and outlook on life

At night she wore diamonds and pearls, and I say
She had a luxurious lifestyle and I was impressed

what a way to agree, she walked up to me and said umm
What an interesting coincidence, she approached me and said

"Oh no, it can't be!
She was surprised to find out who I was

The incredible sounds of Greg N-I-see-E"
She was impressed by my unique and amazing sound

I said yes, Nice Greg, Greg N-I-see-E
I confirmed that my name is Greg Nice, pronounced 'see'

Come to my cabin baby doll and see
Come to my cabin and find out for yourself

Thirty minutes we can go around the galaxy
We can go on a wild and adventurous journey around the galaxy in 30 minutes

She, bought it for sure when I walked through the door
She believed my boastful words when I first arrived

Turned around I saw her bloomers on the floor
I looked up and saw her underwear on the floor

I said umm, golly gee I know this can't be
I was surprised and shocked by the situation

Then I thought BA-BOW did it all for me
I realized that she did it to impress me

So we got busy and her name was Missy
We had sex and her name was Missy

I gave her permission to be my main squeeze
I approved of her being my main romantic partner

Never felt lips like these, I'm telling you!
Her kisses were unlike any I've ever experienced

She blessed me well, made me perspire
She pleased me and made me sweat

Missy, my number one heart's desire
Missy became my top romantic interest

Rhymes, rhymes, rhymes
I love making rhymes

I just write rhymes, as I incline I design
I write rhymes whenever I feel inspired and create them with care

Denyin me is like frontin on Jesus
Rejecting my rhymes is like disrespecting Jesus

And it's a sin to begin, knowing you'll never win
It's a mistake to start a battle with me because you'll never win

You want to be my friend? Blend
Do you want to be my friend? You need to mesh well with me

I can't extend, neither pretend
I can't give you more than what I am capable of or pretend to be someone I'm not

to be better than the next man, that only comes in when
I don't try to be better than anyone else unless it's necessary

others try to apprehend fake styles and then smile
Others try to copy fake styles and act pleased with it

while I create rhymes by the miles
I create rhymes frequently and in large quantities

No hot towels, nor weak bowels
I'm not offering any fancy amenities nor am I weak

What's with the why's anw who's, you're not an owl
Don't be overly curious and ask too many unnecessary questions, you're not an owl

I'm watching you, mm-hmm, ready to close in
I'm observing you closely and preparing to attack

And like a thief in the night, nobody knows
I will attack unexpectedly and no one will know when

when I'll strike and flex and vex, against your literature
I will attack aggressively and intelligently against your rhymes

I don't bite but I write while you snore
I don't physically harm anyone but I write rhymes while you sleep

I have to rupture your senses while you pay consequences
I need to shock and overwhelm your senses while you suffer the consequences

Smooth Bee not he now battle commences
I am not a coward and I am ready to start a battle

I'm VICKING YOU! Of all your knowledge and all of your lessons
I will defeat you soundly and make you lose all your knowledge and experience

Of all your strifes through life and all your BLESSINGS
I will take away all the struggles and successes that you've had in life

Terminating you! Subtracting cells from your brain
I will completely destroy you by removing parts of your brain

Can you refrain? Let me explain
Can you control yourself? Let me give you more information

Nice & Smooth came to leave a stain
Nice & Smooth came to make a lasting impression

Nice & Smooth came to leave a stain
Nice & Smooth came to make a lasting impression