Nick Helm is a British comedian, musician and actor known for his confronta… Read Full Bio ↴Nick Helm is a British comedian, musician and actor known for his confrontational delivery. His routines have been described as "brash and bullish". He came to prominence following the success of his 2010 Edinburgh Fringe show Keep Hold of the Gold. He starred in hit BBC Three musical comedy show 'Uncle', where he plays a failing musician.

I Fancy the Pants Off of You
Nick Helm Lyrics

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I fancy the pants off of you
It's everything that you say, it's everything that you do
It's the look in your eyes, it's the smile on your lips,
It's the smell of your hair, it's the sway of your hips!
I fancy the pants off of you!
She's a pretty one!
I fancy the pants off of you
I don't even care what it is that you do

You can piss down a pit, you can live down a well
You can spend your whole life, tryin' to make my life hell!
But I fancy the pants off of you!
I fancy the hell out of you!
I don't even know what the hell that you do!
You can trample my lawn you can scratch out my eyes!
I'll forgive you the world when I'm wrapped in your thighs!
But I fancy the hell out of you!
I fancy the hell out of you!
I don't even care what the hell that you do!
You can rake out my heart, you can sing out of key!
You can even vote for the BNP!
But I fancy the hell out of you!
Oh, yeah!
I fancy the fuck out of you!
I don't care the fuck what the fuck you do!
You can sleep with my friends, you can shit in the bed!
You can even grind your teeth when you're giving me head!
But I fancy the fuck out of you!
I fancy the fuck out of you!
Fuck fuckity fuck, what the fuck can I do?!
You're fucking around, I've got no place to hide,
And you're making me want to commit suicide!
But I fancy the fuck!

Outta!
You!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Nick Helm's song "I Fancy the Pants Off of You" are a humorous and provocative expression of a strong attraction to someone. Despite their flaws, mistakes or bad behavior, the singer confesses his deep admiration for that person. He is not interested in their actions but rather in the qualities that make them unique, such as their eyes, smile, hair, and hips. The expression "fancy the pants off of you" means "to find someone extremely attractive" or "to be completely infatuated with someone."

The first verse of the song provides a list of physical and emotional attributes that the singer finds appealing. The verses that follow show that no matter what the person does or says, he still finds them desirable. Even if the person treated him badly, he would forgive and keep their relationship. The chorus repeats the phrase "I fancy the pants off of you," emphasizing the singer's intense attraction to that person despite everything.

The song expresses a feeling that is very relatable to most people, which is infatuation with someone. The song is also comical and explicit, suggesting that attraction is not solely based on reason or logic. In this case, the attraction the singer feels is not based on the person's actions or behavior but rather on something that is intangible, a characteristic that cannot be explained but only felt.

Line by Line Meaning

I fancy the pants off of you
I am extremely attracted to you

It's everything that you say, it's everything that you do
You are charming and captivating in every way

It's the look in your eyes, it's the smile on your lips,
Your facial expressions are irresistible

It's the smell of your hair, it's the sway of your hips!
Even your physical attributes turn me on

She's a pretty one!
I am acknowledging your physical beauty

I don't even care what it is that you do
Your profession does not affect my attraction towards you

You can piss down a pit, you can live down a well
Even if you had the worst job or living conditions, I would still be attracted to you

You can spend your whole life, tryin' to make my life hell!
Even if you were purposely trying to make my life miserable, I would still be attracted to you

I fancy the hell out of you!
I am extremely attracted to you

You can trample my lawn you can scratch out my eyes!
You could commit terrible acts towards me, but I would still be attracted to you

I'll forgive you the world when I'm wrapped in your thighs!
Even if you did something unforgivable, being intimate with you would make it insignificant

I fancy the fuck out of you!
I am extremely attracted to you

You can sleep with my friends, you can shit in the bed!
You could do the most repulsive things imaginable, but I would still be attracted to you

You can even grind your teeth when you're giving me head!
Even if you did something unpleasant during sex, I would still be attracted to you

Fuck fuckity fuck, what the fuck can I do?!
I am expressing frustration over my overwhelming attraction to you

You're fucking around, I've got no place to hide,
You may be playing games with me, but I am unable to resist you

And you're making me want to commit suicide!
Your attractiveness is so strong that I feel as though I cannot live without you

But I fancy the fuck! Outta! You!
Despite everything, I am extremely attracted to you

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