Nick Helm is a British comedian, musician and actor known for his confronta… Read Full Bio ↴Nick Helm is a British comedian, musician and actor known for his confrontational delivery. His routines have been described as "brash and bullish". He came to prominence following the success of his 2010 Edinburgh Fringe show Keep Hold of the Gold. He starred in hit BBC Three musical comedy show 'Uncle', where he plays a failing musician.
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Nick Helm Lyrics
We have lyrics for these tracks by Nick Helm:
15 Reasons I've got five good reasons to make you stay! I've got…
Bang! Bang! Bang! Man It's Vietnam! It doesn't matter who began the fight, It doesn't matter who…
Don't Fall in Love With Me You've been watching me from in the crowd Your heart's been…
Don't Want To Work In Admin When i was just a young boy My mother told me…
FAMOUS I′m fudging famous bitch I'm also stupid rich You see my pla…
Gwen Gwen, do you remember when We were more than friends Do you…
He Makes You Look Fat Well I've seen your new boyfriend he's really good looking i…
I Fancy the Pants Off of You I fancy the pants off of you It's everything that you…
I'm Back Lately I've been feelin' strange Somethin' deep inside me ch…
Lets get married Let's get married, In the Spring time, in the sunshine, Let'…
Lullaby "Lullaby" Well, I know the feeling Of finding yourself stuc…
Never Stop Dreamin' This is the time, this is the place This is the…
NO SURVIVORS We were soaring up through the clouds above We were flying…
Ship In A Bottle Like a ship in a bottle I don′t want it to…
WINGS I went to the library to have a look I thought…
You Gotta Believe In Yourself I knew a man, it wasn′t long ago, He didn't believe…
You Make Me Soar Every time I look into your face, It takes me high…
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@Klavin
We're always told it's all about the taking part
Well, woop-dee-doo and well done you
You took that sentiment to heart
You lag behind
You've constantly been overlapped
I raise my hat
I'm impressed that
You've really ran with being crap
(Last place hero)
Here we go again,
Here we go again,
You're perfect again,
Coming last again,
You can't know again
You're on show again
Feel low again
Acting real slow again
You offend again, can't pretend again
Still regrets again
Getting your revenge again
You're really slumming it
You're really slumming it now
But you should know,
You're the best at being you
The pitty is how shitty is
Everything you fuckin' do
We're all wrong and you're the only one that's right
You've tried your best
You failed the test
Surrounded in your self-made shite
(Last place hero)
Can't afford your heating cos your money's always spent
Scraping every penny cos you're always low on rent
You're so good at slumming it that you should be the coach
Had the winning ticket but you've used it for a roach
Always missing birthdays and you're never there on time
Living like you're twenty even though you're past your prime
Last place, last place
Everyone should just admit
You're absolutely smashing it now
@NightmareproductionsOFFICIAL
Song is literally about Andy.
Scraping every penny cuz your always low on rent.
Got the winning ticket but u used it for a roach.
Living like your twenty even though your passed your prime.
Some awesome lyrics in there
@oomfoof7294
A band consisting of a lead woman, her douchey boyfriend, her drag-dad, her stalky ex boyfriend and his nephew. Amazing.
@hawaiiptiiptiitimemachined844
5 years later and i still always end up back at this song
@physicsmaster1975
This should be the Uk Eurovision entry.
@alishareed5442
“Had the winning ticket but you used it for a roach” iconic.
@B3autySparks
I really loved this scene, they all worked together💕
@chenzenzo
This actually made me like pop rock.
This show, Nick, the whole cast and these songs are fucking gold.
@Klavin
We're always told it's all about the taking part
Well, woop-dee-doo and well done you
You took that sentiment to heart
You lag behind
You've constantly been overlapped
I raise my hat
I'm impressed that
You've really ran with being crap
(Last place hero)
Here we go again,
Here we go again,
You're perfect again,
Coming last again,
You can't know again
You're on show again
Feel low again
Acting real slow again
You offend again, can't pretend again
Still regrets again
Getting your revenge again
You're really slumming it
You're really slumming it now
But you should know,
You're the best at being you
The pitty is how shitty is
Everything you fuckin' do
We're all wrong and you're the only one that's right
You've tried your best
You failed the test
Surrounded in your self-made shite
(Last place hero)
Can't afford your heating cos your money's always spent
Scraping every penny cos you're always low on rent
You're so good at slumming it that you should be the coach
Had the winning ticket but you've used it for a roach
Always missing birthdays and you're never there on time
Living like you're twenty even though you're past your prime
Last place, last place
Everyone should just admit
You're absolutely smashing it now
@BlahBlahBlah010ify
I wish they were a real band
@thewatcher8839
same
@samcallanan3633
Nick helm is real