Introducing Me
Nick Jona Lyrics

I'm, I'm good at wasting time
I tend to waste time and not be very productive.

I think lyrics need to rhyme
I believe that lyrics should have a certain structure and rhyming pattern.

And you're not asking
You are not inquiring, but I feel like sharing anyways.

But I'm trying to grow a mustache
I'm attempting to grow a mustache and it's not going well.

I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
I enjoy eating cheese, but only when it's on pizza or a homemade quesadilla.

And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Cheese is acceptable on a homemade quesadilla, but not much else.

Otherwise it smells like feet to me
When cheese is consumed outside of pizza or a homemade quesadilla, it has an unpleasant odor to me.

And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
I find it amusing when the moon appears to be in the shape of a toenail.

And I love you when you say my name
I feel happy and loved when you say my name.

If you wanna know
If you are curious about me,

Here it goes
I am about to share more personal details about myself.

The part of me that shows if you're close
This is the part of myself that I reveal to people I am close to.

Gonna let you see everything
I am going to be completely open and honest with you.

But remember that you asked for it
You wanted to know more about me, so please keep in mind that I am sharing this information because you asked.

I'll try to do my best to impress
I'll make an effort to impress you with my revelations.

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
It's simpler to let you make assumptions about the rest of me on your own.

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
You are interested in hearing what goes on in my mind.

My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
Will you also inquire about my emotions and feelings for you to examine?

At times confusing, slightly amusing
I may be hard to understand at times, but I hope I can bring some humor into the mix as well.

Introducing me
This is who I am, and now you know more about me.

I never trust a dog to watch my food
I don't believe that dogs are reliable enough to be trusted around my food.

And I like to use to the word "dude"
I enjoy using the word "dude" in a variety of contexts, whether it's a noun, adverb, or adjective.

As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
I utilize the word "dude" in all sorts of grammatical forms.

And I've never really been into cars
I've never had a particular interest in cars or automobiles.

I like really cool guitars and superheroes
I am more interested in playing the guitar and reading comics about superheroes.

And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
I appreciate receiving checks with large sums of money on them.

I love the sound of violins
I have a fondness for the sound of violins.

And making someone smile
I find great joy in bringing happiness to other people.

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
I may have overshared a bit and revealed more than you were expecting to hear.

So be careful when you ask next time
Next time you ask about me, please be cautious and prepared for all that I might have to share.

Hopefully amusing
I hope that you found some of my personal details and quirks amusing or interesting.