Next Contestant
Nickelback Lyrics


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I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
And I wish you'd do it again
And I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

And I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
And each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
And I wish you'd do it again
And I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'till they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
And I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt





There goes the next contestant

Overall Meaning

The song "Next Contestant" by Nickelback is about a man who is protective of his girlfriend who works as a bartender or a dancer in a club, as many men try to hit on her and he constantly has to fend them off. The singer is tired of watching other men come up to her and buy her drinks in an attempt to win her over, as they do not seem to understand that it is not going to work. He is angered by the fact that some men cannot take a hint and continue to try to get with her, even though they have no chance. In the chorus, the singer refers to these men as "the next contestant," implying that they are participating in a competition that they cannot win.


The lyrics also mention that the singer is beginning to resent the attention his girlfriend receives, as everyone in the club seems to be staring at her. He wishes that the men hitting on her would just leave her alone, so he wouldn't have to resort to violence to protect her. The song uses aggressive and violent language to convey the singer's feelings, as he is fed up with the constant harassment his girlfriend faces.


Overall, "Next Contestant" is a song about jealousy, overprotectiveness and the frustrations that come with having a partner who is constantly hit on by other people.


Line by Line Meaning

I judge by what she's wearing
The singer observes the outfit of his girlfriend to evaluate the number of men who will try to hit on her.


Just how many heads I'm tearing
The singer knows that he will have to confront and fight with many men trying to approach his girlfriend.


Off of assholes coming on to her
The people who attempt to hit on his girlfriend are not respectful and decent people.


Each night seems like it's getting worse
Every time his girlfriend works, the situation becomes more challenging and the number of people coming on to her increases.


And I wish she'd take the night off
The singer wants his girlfriend to take a break from work so that he doesn't have to worry about people hitting on her.


So I don't have to fight off
The singer always ends up confronting and fighting the people who hit on his girlfriend.


Every asshole coming on to her
The people trying to hit on his girlfriend are not respectful and decent people.


It happens every night she works
The situation of people hitting on his girlfriend happens every night that she works.


They'll go and ask the DJ
The men attempting to hit on his girlfriend will even ask the DJ about her.


Find out just what would she say
These men want to know what his girlfriend would say if they tried to hit on her.


If they all tried coming on to her
These people think that by acting as a group or team, they will be able to attract his girlfriend.


Don't they know it's never going to work
The singer believes that no one can take his girlfriend away from him, and these attempts are futile.


They think they'll get inside her
The men trying to hit on his girlfriend think that they will be able to get into a romantic relationship with her.


With every drink they buy her
These men think that by buying her drinks, they will be able to buy her affection.


As they all try coming on to her
These men come at his girlfriend one after the other, trying to hit on her.


This time somebody's getting hurt
The singer has had enough and will not let anyone try to take his girlfriend away from him by hitting them.


Here comes the next contestant
Another person is trying to hit on his girlfriend, and the singer is ready to confront them.


Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
The singer is calling out the person who is touching his girlfriend without permission.


I wish you'd do it again
The singer wants the person to try hitting on his girlfriend again so he can fight them.


I'll watch you leave here limping
The singer will beat the person up so badly that they'll leave with a limp.


And I'll watch you leave here limping
The singer is implying that he enjoys beating up the people who hit on his girlfriend.


There goes the next contestant
The singer has won the fight, and the person is walking away with injuries.


And I even fear the ladies
The singer is even afraid of some women who hit on his girlfriend.


They're cool but twice as crazy
These women may seem calm and collected, but they are crazier and more dangerous than some men.


Just as bad for coming on to her
Women can be just as inappropriate as men when it comes to hitting on his girlfriend.


And each time she bats an eyelash
Even when his girlfriend blinks or bats her eyelashes, someone is trying to hit on her.


Somebody's grabbing her ass
People can cross boundaries by acting inappropriately and disrespectfully with his girlfriend.


I'm hating what she's wearing
The singer is resentful of his girlfriend's outfit as it attracts unwanted attention from others.


Everybody here keeps staring
People are staring and gawking at his girlfriend, which makes the singer feel uncomfortable.


Can't wait 'till they get what they deserve
The singer wants the people staring at his girlfriend to suffer for their inappropriate and disrespectful behavior.


Each night seems like it's getting worse
The situation of people hitting on his girlfriend is becoming more intense and troubling night by night.


This time somebody's getting hurt
The singer is warning people not to try and hit on his girlfriend, or else they will get hurt.




Lyrics © Regard Music, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Daniel Adair, Michael Kroeger, Chad Kroeger

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