Cuchi Shop
Nicki Minaj Lyrics

Welcome to Star Box
This is the introduction to the Cuchi Shop.

Yeah shawty I'm tryna get me some thick thighs and some chinky eyes. I need a real good box
I want curvy thighs and Asian eyes with a box that's really good.

A real good box.
I want the best intimate experience.

Okay, aye yo Nick!
Asking Nicki for her attention.

Yeah shawty out here want umm a #3
A client desires a certain package at the Cuchi Shop.

Oh alright tell him to come around to my window, I got him it's nuffin.
Send the client to my window, and I'll take care of them.

Oh alright.
Acknowledging the request.

And yo you know the slogan right?
Referring to the motto of the Cuchi Shop.

Yeah, I know how it go...
Aware of the motto of the Cuchi Shop.

Pussy by any means.
The Cuchi Shop sells sex and nothing can come in the way of that.

First I take they order at the Cuchi Shop
The process of ordering starts at the Cuchi Shop.

Then I send 'em a girl that can make her coochie pop
A girl is selected and sent to provide a pleasurable experience for the client.

And then I smuggle all my money through the [? ] spot
The money earned at the Cuchi Shop is hidden and kept safe by illegal means.

(Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam.)
Travelling quickly in a luxury car and taking control of the situation.

And there ain't no returns at the Cuchi Shop
The Cuchi Shop does not offer any refund for unsatisfied clients.

We don't wanna hear it burns at the Cuchi Shop
The Cuchi Shop wants to avoid any complaints concerning genital burns.

Just listen and you'll learn at the Cuchi Shop.
Clients should listen carefully to the advice and experience provided to them.

What you need thick thighs and some chinky eyes?
Clients have a certain preference of body type and ethnicity.

Super size all your sides like your biggie fries.
Clients can get a package that includes a large quantity of everything.

For a better prize you can get some better pie
Higher-priced packages have better quality women.

Strawberry, apple, cherry even lemon lime.
Clients can have a variety of choices when it comes to women.

What you want them B cups or them C cups?
Clients can choose the cup size of the women they desire.

For your ice cream, chocolate or butter P cups?
Clients can choose different flavors of intimate experiences.

French vanilla threesomes that come in D cups.
Clients can opt for a package that includes a threesome with women having large breasts.

They eat each other but otherwise they don't eat much.
Women are allowed to engage in certain acts with each other but not excessive eating.

I'm bout that fast money, money ain't got no patience.
I want to make money quickly and without any delays.

But if them boys come run like you on probation
We need to quickly hide any illegal activity if authorities come around.

Listen up, I'm a send ya to the location
Listen carefully, and I'll tell you where to go for your desired service.

Write it down, take a picture, make a notation.
Note down the details carefully to avoid any confusion later.

Relax lil nigga cut the bull (cut it out)
Stop wasting time and get straight to the point.

We tax niggas no deductible (get it out)
We charge our clients and do not offer any tax deductions.

So what it is? What it ain't? Nigga state ya name.
Tell me what you want and who you are.

You know we got them umbrellas if ya make it rain.
We can provide protection against unwanted consequences of certain activities.

So what you want them good girls or them bad ones?
Clients can choose between good or bad women.

I got them girls make ya wish ya never had none.
We have a package that includes women who are so good that you would not want anything else.

Cause you'll be spending beaucoup in my spot shawty.
Clients can expect to spend a lot of money in our establishment.

This nigga acting brand new like he just bout it.
This client is acting like he is new to the experience.

Up and away like Mighty Mouse.
We can quickly leave the scene like Mighty Mouse.

You can say I am the rap game Heidi Fleiss
I can be seen as the female version of Heidi Fleiss in the context of the rap music industry.

Cause my flow crazy, Hussein like Sadam
My flow is insane, just like the madness of the Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein.

You getting it? I got 'em, I'm the rap bitch madam, I'm the madam!
Do you understand what I am saying? I provide access to women and I am the one in control.

(Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam.)
Driving in a luxurious car and asserting my authority.