Roman's Revenge
Nicki Minaj [feat. Eminem] Lyrics

I am not Jasmine, I'm Aladdin
I am not the expected, I am extraordinary

So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
I am much more advanced, they can't keep up

See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'
They are in awe of me in my new car

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
I am beginning to feel like a fierce and powerful creature

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
I am roaring like a dungeon dragon

Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin'
Watch my performances, see how these girls go crazy

So fuck I look like gettin' back to a has-been?
Why would I go back to someone who is no longer relevant?

Yeah, I said it, has-been
Yes, I said it, you are a has-been

Hang it up, flat screen
Give up, you're outdated like a flat-screen TV

(Haha) Plasma
(Haha) Like an old plasma TV

Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
Hey Nicki, I have asthma from trying to keep up with you

I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine
I have the heels, they don't need anything else

I got bars, sentencin'
I have great rap lyrics, like a judge giving sentences

I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt
I am a strong and confident woman

And I'll kick that hoe, punt
And I'll kick that disrespectful woman

Forced trauma, blunt
I'll cause harm, bluntly

You play the back, bitch, I'm in the front
You take a backseat, I'm in the spotlight

You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it
You need to find a better occupation

Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fuckin' with
You can't compete with Nicki Minaj

You lil' brag a lot, I beat you with a pad-a-lock
You brag too much, I'll defeat you with a padlock

I am a movie, camera block
I am like a movie, blocking the camera's view

You outta work, I know it's tough
You are unemployed, I know it's difficult

But enough is enough
But this is too much

I ain't into S and M, but my whip's off the chain
I'm not into S&M, but my car is impressive

A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
The car's candy paint is so fresh it drips

Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
My mind is complex, like a pretzel

An eraser for a head, fuckin' pencil for a frame
My head is like an eraser, my body like a pencil

You don't like it then peel off, bitch
If you don't like it, leave

Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off
I am superior to every woman

and I still wouldn't fuck you, slut
I wouldn't even engage with you sexually, slut

So wipe the smile on your grill off
So wipe the smile off your face

I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off
I am so powerful, I could even offend a Happy Meal

Get the wheels turnin', spin, and wheel off
Get things moving, spin and drive away

Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod
Break the axle and damage the steering mechanism

Quit hollerin' 'Why, God?'
Stop asking 'Why, God?'

He ain't got shit to do with it
God has nothing to do with this situation

Bygones'll never be bygones,
We'll never let go of the past

so won't be finished swallowin' my wad
You won't be finished enduring the consequences of my actions

I ain't finished blowin' it, nice bra
I'm not finished engaging in reckless behavior, nice try

Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch
Hope you can handle tough circumstances

Life's hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad
Life is difficult, life is unpredictable

With fake tits and a bad dye job
With fake appearances and poor choices

Who just spit in my fuckin' face and called me a fuckin' tightwad
Who disrespected me and insulted my frugality

So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
So I gave in and bought her an iPod

And caught her stealin' my music,
And discovered she was stealing my music

so I tied her arms and legs to the bed
So I restrained her to the bed

Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
Set up the camera and urinated on her twice

Look, two pees and a tripod!
Look, two instances of urination and a camera tripod

The moral to the story is, life's treatin' you like dry sod?
The lesson is, life is treating you poorly

Kick it back in its face, my God
Fight back against life's challenges

It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
It's Eminem and Nicki Minaj, an unexpected combination

But don't ask why, bitch (Ask why not)
Don't question it, ask why not

The wo-world is my punchin' bag and
I can take on the world and defeat it

If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots
If I'm trash, you're even worse

Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me
Go ahead, make a disgusted face at me

Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
Reveal your vulnerabilities so I can strike

You fell off, off, they musta bumped your wagon
You lost your popularity, they must have shaken your wagon

You musta went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end
You must have fallen behind, and I'm about to lose control

I told you to stay in your lane, you just choked in traffic
I warned you to stay in your place, but you failed under pressure

Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you bitches on?
Is this the gratitude I receive for giving you success?

Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
Is it my responsibility that all of you have failed?

Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho
You should have shown gratitude, you worthless person

Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow
Now I will prepare for your demise with a festive touch

(Ni-ni-ni) 'Nicki, she's just mad 'cause you took the spot'
Nicki, she's angry because you took the top position

Word, that bitch mad 'cause I took the spot?
Seriously, that woman is upset because I am more successful?

Well, bitch, if you ain't shittin', then get off the pot
Well, if you're not taking action, then step aside

Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top
I have people in Brooklyn who will harm you

I-I-I-I hear them mumblin', I hear the cacklin'
I hear them whispering and laughing

I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'
I have them scared, trembling, in a panic

Overseas, church, Vatican
Even overseas, in the church, in the Vatican

You at a stand, still, mannequin
You are frozen in place like a mannequin

You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
You want to underestimate me? Do it quickly

I'm the motherfuckin' boss, overwrite
I am in charge, override any other authority

And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
And when I arrive, the sound of a motorbike

Now all my niggas gettin' buck, overbite
Now all my people are getting crazy, showing their teeth

I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi's
I see those outdated shoes and jeans

Raggedy-ass, holes in your knee-highs
Worn-out socks with holes in them

I call the play, now do you see why?
I am the one in control, can't you see why?

These bitches callin' me Manning, Eli
These women comparing me to Manning, Eli

(Manning, Eli!) Ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, Manning, Eli
(Manning, Eli!) Mother, mother, mother, Manning, Eli

All you lil' fagots can suck it
All you insignificant individuals can go away

No homo', but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets
Nothing sexual, but I will confront them head-on

And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
I am crazy enough to break the rules and turn things around

Yeah, look who's back again, bitch, keep actin' as if
Yes, look who's returned, keep pretending

You have the same passion that I have
You don't have the same drive and talent as I do

Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass
Yeah, right, you're not still hungry like me

You ass dicks had gastric bypass
You have no passion or drive left

Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass
You're not even good enough to make an impact

And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids
And about as intimidating as hair on eyelids

Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a fuckin' balcony
Go jump off a balcony, take a risk

'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
Before I forcefully insert a falcon wing up your rear

You know what time it is, so why ask?
You already know the situation, why question it?

When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash
When Eminem and Nicki Minaj's worlds collide

It's (high class) meets (white trash)
It's high-class meeting low-class

Roman!
Roman!

Roman!
Roman!

Stop it, stop it!
Stop it, stop it!

You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!
You've gone insane, I'm telling you, insane!

You and this boy Slim Shady!
You and this boy Slim Shady!

What's goin' on?
What's happening?

They'll lock you away!
They'll lock you up!

They'll put you in a jail cell!
They'll imprison you!

I promise!
I promise!

Take your mother's warning, Roman
Listen to your mother's advice, Roman

Please!
Please!

Back to bed!
Go back to bed!

Run along!
Go away!

Let's go!
Let's go!

Come on!
Come on!

Wash your mouth out with soap, boys
Cleanse your vulgar language, boys

(Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys)
(Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys)