Nice Guys
Nigahiga Lyrics

Nice guys finish last,
Being nice doesn't help you win a girl's heart.

That's why I'll treat you like trash,
I'll treat you badly because that's what you want.

It's not what I really wanna do.
I don't really want to treat you badly.

But, you only date bad guys so,
You only seem interested in guys who treat you badly.

I'll give you my best try to,
I'll do my best to treat you how you want to be treated.

Treat you the way you want me to.
I'll treat you how you want to be treated.

I never open a door,
I won't do chivalrous acts for you.

Or pull out a chair.
I won't do anything to make you more comfortable.

You can tell me how your day was
I'll listen but I don't really care.

But I don't really care.
I'm not interested in what you have to say.

And if you ever get cold,
If you're cold, too bad for you.

You'll just have to hack it,
I won't give you my jacket to keep you warm.

Cause I'd be cold too
I'd rather be cold than give you my jacket.

If I gave you my jacket.
I don't want to give you my jacket.

Like whoa, you ain't sittin in the front,
You can't sit in the front seat, that's for my friends.

The front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
You have to sit in the less comfortable part of the car.

I never answer my phone,
I won't pick up when you call me.

Whenever you call it,
I'll ignore your calls.

And when the waiter brings the bill,
I won't pay for our meals.

I never reach for my wallet.
I won't offer to pay for anything.

And I'm gonna BEAT you!
I want to win at everything.

At every competition,
I want to be the best at everything.

Going out with the girls,
I don't want you to go out without my permission.

You better get my permission.
I control what you do.

Wait no, I take that back, you can't go,
Actually, you're not allowed to go out at all.

House starts tonight,
We have to stay home and watch my favorite show.

And that's my favorite show!
I'm not willing to compromise and do something you want to do.

Do I look fat in this dress?
I don't mind hurting your feelings.

Hell yeah you do!
Yes, you look fat and unattractive.

Wait lemme speak your language
I'm going to make fun of you.

Cows go Moo!moo moo moo
You're dumb like a cow.

But behind the scenes she means the world to me.
I really care about you, but I can't express it.

I wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved.
I want to express my feelings and show her how much I appreciate her.

Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care...
I want to comfort her and show her how I feel.

But that won't win her heart...
But my actions won't win her over.

BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!
Because being nice doesn't work on girls.