The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love, or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant, and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jew, and Ninja Brian, an uncommunicative, homicidal ninja; however, their 2016 cover album, Under the Covers, saw them take on serious music for the first time. To date, NSP has released six original studio albums and two cover albums, in addition to three albums as a part of Starbomb, while also releasing original, non-musical material on their YouTube channel. NSP has also released a remix album, Level Up.
The Decision
Ninja Sex Party Lyrics
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"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
Well, maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall, whose name is Dan
And is Jewish
One other thing
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of elimination you can make determinations
On who just that might be
It's Brian
Brian has an STD
I'm sorry
The lyrics of Ninja Sex Party's song The Decision are a comedic take on the typical ego-boosting banter that can be heard in some music genres. The song begins with the assumption that the listener is already a fan, establishing the confidence and humor that characterizes the song. The lyrics then take a twist when the listener confesses to having trouble deciding which member of the duo to have sex with. The song then makes fun of the standard attractive qualities of a man and a ninja (such as being tall, mysterious, and Jewish), as if they were the two only options. The song continues this humorousness with the revelation that everyone in the band has an STI, except for the one singing. It ends with the singer cheekily revealing that Brian (the other half of the duo) is the one who has the STI.
Line by Line Meaning
You're probably thinking to yourself
Perhaps you have been admiring us in silence
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
You may hold us in high esteem
We know
We are aware of our awesomeness
But thank you anyway
We appreciate your compliment
You're having trouble deciding
You may be unsure about who to choose
Which one of us to have sex with
You may be considering having sex with one of us
That's natural
It's understandable
But nice of you to say
We appreciate your interest
Well, maybe I can help you out
Allow me to assist you
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Help resolve your uncertainties
Do you want sex with a ninja
Are you interested in a ninja lover
Or sex with a guy like me
Or perhaps with someone more like me
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
The decision should be clear - choose Dan
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
While Brian may be enigmatic
Don't you want a man who's tall, whose name is Dan
Wouldn't you prefer a tall man named Dan?
And is Jewish
And of the Jewish faith
One other thing
Before you make your decision
Everyone in the band has an STD
All band members have a sexually transmitted infection
Except for me
Except for myself
By the process of elimination you can make determinations
Through logical deduction, you can discern
On who just that might be
Who among us is free of infection
It's Brian
Brian is without an infection
I'm sorry
I regret having to be the bearer of this news
Lyrics © Songtrust Ave
Written by: AVIDAN LEIGH DANIEL, WECHT BRIAN ALEXANDER
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
Ninja Sex Party
Just to avoid confusion, even though this video says Ninja Brian's imaginary friend is "Danny Sexbang," we assure you that Danny Sexbang is real as shit! Brian just ALSO has a 2nd (less handsome) Danny Sexbang as an imaginary friend. Love, NSP!
PoshDemon
Ninja Sex Party thank you for the confirmation 💕
Linkron
Just want to use this comment to say thank you for the amazing jams that are quite literally the soundtrack to some of our lives.
You guys have evolved in so many ways to become so much more than a cool comedy band, you became great cover artists, branched to more serious(-ish) music and still kept your wonderful sound, and throughout this entire journey not once did you guys ever forget about the fans, staying as interacted as possible with each and everyone.
You guys are legends and thank you for the 10 "holy fuck" years. Really, thank you. Keep rocking NSP!
Derp Man
Oh, that makes sense, okay.
Decaf [Invidia]
I got ya. wink
Danny is real. double wink
Kaitjuh
Man, I can't believe after all these years Danny still does his own stunts
BayOfWulf
must be hard falling off roofs all the time though
Haezz
I wonder if he got a concussion from that baseball bat 😢
Fide Bagwell
He’s the only one who can survive them, because he’s immortal. That’s why he keeps coming back even though Ninja Brian has killed him multiple times. He’s trying to find out how to kill Danny forever because it’s part of his quest to get another PhD.
God Usopp
@Fide Bagwell OMG, that's what the girl was explaining to Danny during "I don't know what we're talking about"