The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love, or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant, and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jew, and Ninja Brian, an uncommunicative, homicidal ninja; however, their 2016 cover album, Under the Covers, saw them take on serious music for the first time. To date, NSP has released six original studio albums and two cover albums, in addition to three albums as a part of Starbomb, while also releasing original, non-musical material on their YouTube channel. NSP has also released a remix album, Level Up.
Three Minutes of Ecstasy
Ninja Sex Party Lyrics
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Of your calendar for weeks now
You can't wait for Saturday 'cause
That's the night that it all goes down
From seven fourth- five to seven forty-eight pm in particular
'Cause that is when I will give you what you need
Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
When my stuff is in your stuff
Our souls become entwined
For one hundred eighty-one seconds
My sex has blown your mind
(Oh my God you're so welcome)
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
And give them the details of how it went down, uhh
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least
Three minutes of ecstasy
Any more and this house would burn
That's why I don't last longer
Your safety is my main concern
If you haven't finished
Well baby that's just fine
You know that I'm here for you
Oh shit, look at the time
(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding, adieu)
One-one thousand, two one thousand
Three one thousand, four one thousand
Five one thousand, six one thousand
Seven one thousand, eight one thousand
Nine one thousand, ten one thousand
Eleven one thousand, twelve one thousand
Thirteen one thousand, fourteen one thousand
Fifteenth one thousand, sixteen one thousand
Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is
Let's skip to the end
One hundred seventy-nine one thousand, one hundred eighty-one one thousand hu-ahh
(Snore), gah
Three minutes of ecstasy
Several nights a month
But not more than four times a month
That would be ridiculous
I'm sure I left you happy
But in case that's not enough
Here's a copy of my headshot
And a drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts
In Ninja Sex Party's song "Three Minutes of Ecstasy," the band sings about a sexual encounter where the singer satisfies their partner for a mere three minutes. The lyrics describe how the partner has been anticipating this encounter for weeks and how they cannot wait to tell all their friends about it. The encounter itself is described as lasting only 181 seconds and that any longer would be dangerous. However, despite its brief duration, the singer assures their partner that they are there for them and that they have left them happy.
While these lyrics may initially seem humorous or absurd, they seem to be a commentary on how men are often expected to perform in sexual encounters. The singer seems to be aware of the pressure that they are under to satisfy their partner and how this pressure can make sex feel like a chore. The song also touches on how men can feel emasculated by their inability to last longer in bed, which can cause anxiety and feelings of inadequacy. The band uses humor to address these issues, but the underlying message is one of support and understanding.
Line by Line Meaning
You've been counting all the days off
You have been eagerly awaiting the appointed time
Of your calendar for weeks now
Calculating each and every day leading up to our meeting
You can't wait for Saturday 'cause
You are excited for the upcoming weekend
That's the night that it all goes down
This is when our intimate encounter takes place
From seven fourth- five to seven forty-eight pm in particular
The specific period during which we shall engage in sexual activities is between 7:45 PM and 7:48 PM
'Cause that is when I will give you what you need
This is the moment when I will bring you satisfaction
Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
We shall have a brief, intense experience on several occasions throughout the month
You just tell me baby if that is too much
Please let me know if you find this frequency excessive
When my stuff is in your stuff
During intercourse when my genitals are inside of yours
Our souls become entwined
Our spirits become interwoven and permanently bonded
For one hundred eighty-one seconds
The act will last for exactly 181 seconds
My sex has blown your mind
You have just experienced unparalleled pleasure due to my expertise
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
Feel free to contact your female friends
And give them the details of how it went down, uhh
Discuss the particulars of our sexual encounter
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
I am aware that you are eager to boast about our intimate activities
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
You will boast about how I performed exceedingly well
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
I will put on some playful accessories to enhance our sexual adventure
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least
Together we will embark on a sensual and exciting journey
Any more and this house would burn
This sexual act is intense and pleasurable enough without lasting any longer
That's why I don't last longer
I intentionally limit the duration for your safety and comfort
Your safety is my main concern
My top priority is ensuring that you are not harmed during our sexual encounter
If you haven't finished
If you have not yet achieved orgasm
Well baby that's just fine
That is okay, we can try again later
You know that I'm here for you
I am available and willing to provide sexual satisfaction as needed
One-one thousand, two one thousand
Counting the number of seconds that have elapsed
Three one thousand, four one thousand
Continuing to count seconds
Five one thousand, six one thousand
Our sexual encounter is still ongoing
Seven one thousand, eight one thousand
Approaching the end of the three-minute mark
Nine one thousand, ten one thousand
Only ten seconds left until the act concludes
Eleven one thousand, twelve one thousand
Only a few seconds remain
Thirteen one thousand, fourteen one thousand
We are nearly at the end of our three minutes of ecstasy
One hundred seventy-nine one thousand, one hundred eighty-one one thousand hu-ahh
We have reached the 181-second mark and the act concludes
Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is
Reflecting on the intensity of pleasure experienced within such a short time period
But not more than four times a month
Restricting the frequency of our sexual encounters to no more than four times per month
That would be ridiculous
To engage in more than four times within a month is excessive
I'm sure I left you happy
I have satisfied you with our sexual encounter
But in case that's not enough
In the unlikely event that you require additional satisfaction
Here's a copy of my headshot
Providing a photograph of myself as a souvenir
And a drawing of my nuts
In addition to the photograph, I offer a humorous drawing of my testicles
A drawing of my nuts
Reiterating that the drawing is of my testicles
A drawing of my nuts
Reiterating that the drawing is a comical depiction of my testicles
Lyrics © ST MUSIC LLC
Written by: AVIDAN LEIGH DANIEL, WECHT BRIAN ALEXANDER
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@commentercommentypants7904
These two grown men ran down a nice suburban street, one dressed as a musketeer, the other dressed as a ninja, singing "a drawing of my nuts".
Years later, a giant sign in Times Square has "Ninja Sex Party - Sold Out" blaring on it.
Proud.
@shadowcraft1111
Enough to make somepne cry, so much success
@PhilieBlunt666
This is the most epic shit I've ever seen 😂
@PhilieBlunt666
Definitely in my top 5 favorite YouTube comments
@Bellatocci
And now they're coming to Melbourne Australia and I've got tickets
@mandibletrauma
I really wish I could like this more. Liked this comment about 1 year ago and wanted to see if it was still number 1.
@YellowByteNG
Always impresses me how Danny does all his own stunts.
@zanderhill9842
Yellowbyte IKR Ross never does that he just tells us to look up scarring videos like Pizza Time
@Jazz_Boye_Jambo
+Zander Hill Fuck him for that. I still have nightmares from that video
@antg.2355
0:30 + 1:27 - 1:42 + 2:32 + 3:18 there you go