The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love, or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant, and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jew, and Ninja Brian, an uncommunicative, homicidal ninja; however, their 2016 cover album, Under the Covers, saw them take on serious music for the first time. To date, NSP has released six original studio albums and two cover albums, in addition to three albums as a part of Starbomb, while also releasing original, non-musical material on their YouTube channel. NSP has also released a remix album, Level Up.
You Can Do Us!
Ninja Sex Party Lyrics
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At the annual women's appreciation buffet
Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals
You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand dave grohls
There is just one simple key
To unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be
Just follow your heart and always believe
When your dreams are slipping through your fingers
You need to get double teamed by ninjas
You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick
You can do us! You can do us!
Take control of your life, now be your own boss
The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce (jizz)
Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams
You can do us! You can do us!
Here are some of the sensual sounds
That you may hear during our motivational program
Awh! Heah! Ugh ah! Hah hoh huuuoh
Uoah! Dadubu, buh! Heeh
I'm sorry
It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt
Except for you roger, would you please leave now?
Now girls form a line in order of height
Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say?
Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat
Maybe you are starting to suspect that
I'm already hard, now reach for the stars
You can do us! You can do us!
Let's go
The lyrics of the song "You Can Do Us!" by Ninja Sex Party is a humorous and exaggerated portrayal of how women can achieve their goals and unleash their inner goddesses. The setting is at an annual women's appreciation buffet where they are motivated to fight their fears and seize every opportunity. Danny Sexbang addresses the audience, urging them to take control of their lives and become their own bosses. He suggests that the key to their success is to follow their hearts and believe in themselves.
The song also touches on sexual innuendos, with Danny and Ninja Brian offering themselves as the ultimate goal for the women to achieve. They tell the women that when their dreams are slipping away from their grasp, they can get double teamed by ninjas and grab life by the dick. The lyrics are laced with suggestive and vulgar language, but the whole song is intended to be a satire of motivational speeches and self-help seminars.
Overall, the song is a clever parody of the motivational movement and humorous sexual fantasies. It can be seen as a release from the mundane reality of life and a way for people to indulge in their silly and absurd desires.
Line by Line Meaning
I'm very glad you could join us today
We are glad that you are present with us today
At the annual women's appreciation buffet
We are holding a women's appreciation buffet that is hosted on a yearly basis
Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals
This event will inspire you to reach and achieve all of your goals
You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand dave grohls
You will fight and overcome any obstacles and challenges like Dave Grohl, who is very resilient
There is just one simple key
The key to success is easy and uncomplicated
To unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be
The key is to reveal the goddess that we know is within you
Just follow your heart and always believe
Simply follow your heart and have unwavering belief
That one day you'll get plowed by Ninja Brian and me
This belief is that someday Ninja Brian and I will take turns mating with you.
When your dreams are slipping through your fingers
When you are not able to hold onto your dreams
You need to get double teamed by ninjas
You need to have sex with two ninjas to regain confidence and strengthen your resolve
You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick
You are incredibly attractive, so you should take control of life with gusto
You can do us! You can do us!
You can have sex with us and embrace this event
Take control of your life, now be your own boss
Take charge of your life and be your own authority figure
The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce (jizz)
The world is your playground, and I have a naughty adult substance
Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams
Be prepared to get sexually aroused by realizing your dreams
Here are some of the sensual sounds
We now present some of the sounds that you may hear later
That you may hear during our motivational program
You may find some of these sounds motivational
Awh! Heah! Ugh ah! Hah hoh huuuoh
Examples of the sounds that follow
Uoah! Dadubu, buh! Heeh
Other sounds that may follow
I'm sorry
An apology from the artist for making the sounds earlier.
It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt
It is time to attain the ultimate prize with no hesitation or doubt
Except for you roger, would you please leave now?
Except for one person, everyone else should stay. Roger, you should exit now
Now girls form a line in order of height
All girls should bring themselves into a single-file line based on their height
Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say?
Roger, you were told to leave earlier. Why are you still here?
Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat
I will put on my blindfold and the hat that is worn specifically for sex
Maybe you are starting to suspect that
Perhaps you have an idea of what is going to happen next
I'm already hard, now reach for the stars
I am already aroused and ready for you, so reach for the highest level possible
You can do us! You can do us!
You can have sex with both of us and enjoy this experience
Let's go
Let's get started with the main event
Lyrics © ST MUSIC LLC
Written by: AVIDAN LEIGH DANIEL, WECHT BRIAN ALEXANDER
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
RubberRoss
GOD DAMMIT ROGER!
Mark Eisenhuth
How does this comment only have 88 likes after 10 years?
Doogie
Hey ross
RileyIsEmo
@magicbeans holy shit, how is that possible, nice job ^_^
magicbeans
first :)
TrumpeterJen
Props to these girls. It can't be easy to act disgusted when Danny's offering to do it with you, and I'm only being half sarcastic.
channing logue
@SweetPea i swear, if only he didn't jump and startle her, he'd have had her
SweetPea
@channing logue She looked like she was debating it really hard too
channing logue
well, one lady stayed behind till he jumped
SweetPea
I know it’d be hard for me to say ‘no’ especially when he’s asking through song 😍