Champion of the World
Nuclear Rabbit Lyrics


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When I was delivered, I cleared my nostrils and spanked my own ass.
Later that day, I invented a silicone-based protein that cured world.
Hunger and brought about world peace. I owned a multi-billion dollar corporation.
by the time I was six - and you can too!.

I won the Nashville Chili cook off. Home on the prairie, motherfucker!
Big trucks and little women, I take 'em skinny dippin'.
You want the life I'm livin' - who the fuck you kiddin'.
I circumcised myself with my bare hands. Grizzly Adams, motherbitches!

Don't need an elevator, I take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square.
I don't need toilet paper, I'll use my hands.
And wipe 'em on your face 'cause I'm the MAN!

I once slapped a guy so hard his mom lit on fire... and that bitch lives in Alaska!
You figure it out! So you see, my little bitches, if you buy my 1 minute and 48.
second seminar, you TOO could become the "Champion Of The World"!
I'm joking you're a loser!.

When I take of my shirt even old ladies flock to me. I'm like Don Johnson, you fucks!
Don't need an elevator, I'll take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square.
I don't need toilet paper, I'll use my hands. And wipe 'em on your face 'cause I'm the MAN!

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion. Champion of the world!(x4)





Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion. I'm the champ, you're the peon.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Nuclear Rabbit's song Champion of the World are essentially a satirical take on the idea of self-made success and the societal obsession with it. The first verse, where the singer talks about spanking their own ass at birth and curing world hunger by the end of the day, is a clear exaggeration of the typical rags-to-riches narrative that many people aspire to. The mentions of winning the Nashville Chili cook off and circumcising themselves with their bare hands only add to the absurdity of the singer's claims, emphasizing the idea that anyone can achieve this kind of success with enough determination and hard work, regardless of how unrealistic or impossible their goals may seem.


The second verse, with the singer claiming to wrestle alligators and wipe their hands on someone else's face instead of using toilet paper, is just another layer of ridiculousness that highlights the hyper-masculine, bro-y nature of the "Champion of the World" persona. It's all about being tough, aggressive, and never backing down, even if it means doing something as disgusting as wiping feces on someone's face. The repetition of the "Champ-pion" refrain at the end of the song further emphasizes this idea, as the singer declares themselves the champion and everyone else the peon. It's all about competition and coming out on top, no matter what the cost.


Overall, the lyrics to Champion of the World are a scathing critique of the American dream and the idea that anyone can achieve success if they just work hard enough. It's a funny and slightly absurd take on a very serious issue, poking fun at the shallow notions of success and power that dominate our culture.


Line by Line Meaning

When I was delivered, I cleared my nostrils and spanked my own ass.
I was born self-sufficient and confident.


Later that day, I invented a silicone-based protein that cured world. Hunger and brought about world peace. I owned a multi-billion dollar corporation. by the time I was six - and you can too!.
I accomplished the impossible at a young age and want to teach you how to do the same.


I won the Nashville Chili cook off. Home on the prairie, motherfucker! Big trucks and little women, I take 'em skinny dippin'. You want the life I'm livin' - who the fuck you kiddin'. I circumcised myself with my bare hands. Grizzly Adams, motherbitches!
I live an exciting and unconventional life, and you can too if you're willing to take risks.


Don't need an elevator, I take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square. I don't need toilet paper, I'll use my hands. And wipe 'em on your face 'cause I'm the MAN!
I'm tough, fearless, and don't conform to societal norms.


I once slapped a guy so hard his mom lit on fire... and that bitch lives in Alaska! You figure it out! So you see, my little bitches, if you buy my 1 minute and 48. second seminar, you TOO could become the "Champion Of The World"! I'm joking you're a loser!.
I'm a master of exaggeration and sarcasm, and I want to sell you my seminar to teach you how to be successful.


When I take of my shirt even old ladies flock to me. I'm like Don Johnson, you fucks! Don't need an elevator, I'll take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square. I don't need toilet paper, I'll use my hands. And wipe 'em on your face 'cause I'm the MAN!
I'm so confident and attractive that everyone is drawn to me.


Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion. Champion of the world!(x4) Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion. I'm the champ, you're the peon.
I'm the champion of the world and you're beneath me.




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