Perfect Day
OPM Lyrics

(jaimacian jiberish) this is a perfect day!
Despite everything that's happened so far, the singer is convinced that this is a perfect day.

Woke up to the sound of the garbage truck again
The day did not start off well for the singer as they were disturbed by the sound of the garbage truck.

Upstairs neighbors toilets leakin on my head
The singer's upstairs neighbor's toilet is leaking and it's dripping onto the singer's head.

My cars broke down I missed the bus there runs a ten
The singer's car has broken down and they've missed their scheduled bus which runs at ten o'clock.

I had a feelin this was a day to stay in bed
The singer had a feeling that this was not going to be a good day and they should have stayed in bed.

I finally left my pad right under jumbos cloud
The singer finally left their home and noticed an ominous cloud that looked like an elephant, which they call Jumbo.

A police officer pulled out ands gonna say
The singer encounters a police officer who pulls out their gun and says something to the singer.

(freeze put your hands up)
The police officer is telling the singer to freeze and put their hands up.

I said sir you got the wrong guy
The singer tells the police officer that they have the wrong person.

I guess its just a perfect day OoOoOo
Despite the unfavorable events, the singer still believes that it's a perfect day.

I'm sippin a fresca at the downtown county jail
The singer is in jail and is drinking a Fresca soda.

My friends are all to broke to come up with my bail
The singer's friends are unable to bail them out of jail because they don't have enough money.

I lost my day shoes to tiny playin spades
The singer lost their shoes during a card game of spades with someone called Tiny.

I sleep with one eye open to make sure I don't get laid
The singer is sleeping with one eye open to make sure they don't get taken advantage of.

(spanish)
The next line is in Spanish.

The deportation officers son said to me
The son of a deportation officer speaks to the singer.

They put us on a bus to guadalaraja
The singer is put on a bus to Guadalajara.

Nanananananaaw (it was a perfect day)
The singer reiterates that it was a perfect day.

Have you evereverever had one of those days never seen nothin right nothins goin your way
The singer asks if anyone else has had one of those days where nothing seems to go right.

Its so wrong I dedicate this song to you you and you and whoever relates to what we do
The singer dedicates this song to those who can relate to their situation.

But somebody tell me why why why this always happens to me me me
The singer questions why they always seem to have bad days.

Just another dose of reality
The singer views their current situation as a harsh reality.

Just tryin to make the best of this situation
The singer is trying to make the most of their current situation.

This really isn't my idea f vacation
The singer is not enjoying their current predicament and it's not what they had in mind for a vacation.

O my mama mama sita say
The singer shouts out to their mother.

Hey baby va manocave
The singer tells someone to go and eat pie.

This chica bonita is lookin okay
The singer thinks a beautiful woman looks okay.

Ya I think I'm goin to say
The singer decides to make a move on the beautiful woman.

My car broke down it was a perfect day
The singer's car breaking down didn't stop them from considering it a perfect day.

The surf is up it was a perfect day
The weather being perfect for surfing makes it a perfect day for the singer.

My dog on the street it was a perfect day
The singer's dog being on the street didn't stop them from thinking it was a perfect day.

?
There is no meaning attributed to this line since it is not clear what the singer is saying.

My wife run away it was a perfect day
The singer's wife running away didn't stop them from thinking it was a perfect day.

My cat run away it was a perfect day
The singer's cat running away didn't stop them from thinking it was a perfect day.

Cops took away my stahash
The police took the singer's stash of drugs.

The police man took away my stash
The police officer confiscated the singer's drugs.

It was a perfect day
Despite everything that's happened, the singer still thinks it was a perfect day.

Somebody broke my bong it was a perfect day
Even though someone broke the singer's bong, they still consider it a perfect day.

This song was a hit it was a perfect day
Given that this song was successful, it was a perfect day for the singer.