Richard
Obie Trice feat. Eminem Lyrics

O back around the corner
I'm back in the game and ready to hustle again

Got the crack, put in your orders
I have drugs to sell, place your orders

We 'bout to run up out the stores
We're going to steal from stores

It's notorious, the way I got big spitting stories
I am known for my incredible storytelling abilities

Being me's X-Clan, Vanglorious
Being myself is like the hip hop group X-Clan, full of glory and pride

We're not your favorite, fuck it
We don't care if we're not your favorite, we'll keep doing what we do

You know the system and you buck it
You understand the unfairness of the system and don't let it hold you back

Have you revisiting how you used to love it
Make you remember why you loved this music in the first place

A nigga spew through the music, acoustics, cool kid
I express myself through my music, using acoustics and embracing my cool nature

Used to pursue excuses, truth is, I was truent in school
I used to make excuses, but the truth is I skipped school a lot

So its influence is foolish, that was my views
Thinking like that was foolish and now I know better

I'm back at it, the rap addict, by any means
I'm back to recording music and can't stop, no matter what it takes

We gon get these stacks accurate, no skinny jeans
We're going to make sure our money is right, no faking it with tight jeans

Say he ain't a star, niggas might be right
People might be right when they say I'm not famous

I'm so regular, nigga gotta shit tonight
I'm just a regular guy who has to use the bathroom

Take it back Selektah, let 'em know it's Trice
Let's go back to the beginning of the beat and remind everyone it's Obie Trice

Put your seatbelts on, we gon' ride tonight
Get ready for a wild ride

And I would like to introduce myse-self
Let me introduce myself

Surprise! Hi, it's Ike
Surprise! My name is Ike

'Bout to get my Ike on, I come with a life supply
I'm about to act like Ike Turner and I'm ready to go with a lot of supplies

Of wife beaters and my Nikes on
I'm wearing tank tops and Nike sneakers

And a white tee over that Iron Mike
I have a white t-shirt on over my tank top, inspired by boxer Mike Tyson

Lookin' fly tonight, feel like I might die from a spider bite
I'm looking good tonight, but I also feel vulnerable and fragile

Come back as Spider-Man, Park my Peter inside a dyke
I wish I could be like Spider-Man and also have sex with women

Bitch actin' like she got fuckin' higher standards than Meijer's, right
This woman thinks she's too good for me and has high standards, like a fancy department store

Had to pry her fingers off the motherfuckin' Breyer's ice cream
I had to forcefully take a pint of ice cream out of her hand

With the pliers, like "AAHHH!"
I had to use pliers to get the ice cream away from her, and she screamed in protest

Only a ruthless bastard would do this
I know I'm being cruel and only someone without compassion would act like this

Take a toothles bitch with no taste buds to Ruth Chris
I'm taking a woman with no teeth or taste buds to a fancy steakhouse

Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home
I'll give her toothpicks to eat, then stop on the way home for fast food

Pick up two Big Bufords
I'm ordering two large burgers

Girl, you got a nice pair, but you're plum stupid!
You have a nice body, but you're not very smart

So when I pull up in that Benz
When I arrive in my fancy car

Don't try to pretend you ain't interested
Don't try to act like you're not interested in me

To impress your stupid ass friends
You're only pretending to not be interested to impress your friends

And refuse to get in woman, and get slammed on the ground
If you don't get in the car, I'll physically force you in and hurt you

And snap like a pool stick against cement
You'll break like a pool stick against the pavement

If you suck of dick, pretend it's a musical instrument
If you're going to perform oral sex, pretend you're playing a musical instrument

You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This is your one chance to shine, don't mess it up

I can tell at first glance you're a ho
I can tell by looking at you that you're promiscuous

Cause your pants are so tight
Your pants are so tight they reveal everything

When you dance with O. Trice, your implants explode
When you dance with me, your breast implants burst

So cold to dykes, the chance is snow in San Francisco
I'm not interested in women who like women, it's as likely as it snowing in San Francisco

Boy I'm from Detroit city, you livin' in animosity
I'm from Detroit and you're living in a bad state of mind

That's a fucked up state to be in, such an atrocity
That's a terrible situation to be in, it's horrible

Look where these random thoughts get me
I'm thinking about all sorts of random things

In senseless mind babble, "What me? Apologize? labrbrr"
I'm talking nonsense and unlikely to ever apologize

That's just the way the rhyme unravels
My rhymes just come out the way they do

And I wouldn't fucking take it back if I time traveled!
I wouldn't change anything I said, even if I went back in time

Just call me Richard, cause I'm a dick
Call me Richard because I'm an asshole

It's also Richard cause I feel like you should
I'm insisting you call me Richard because I want to be called that

Pry your fucking mouth up off of it
Stop talking and let me do what I want

You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick
It's obvious that I'm a jerk

When I hold my privates to your first clue
If you see me holding my crotch, it's a sign that I'm a dick

Sherlock, prick! Just call me Richard
I'm being sarcastic and calling myself a name you wouldn't say in polite company

That's my motives, jumpin' out them Rovers
My plan is to jump out of expensive cars and cause trouble

All white, like I was right up in the Dakotas
I'm dressed all in white, like I'm in frigid North Dakota

Or Minnesota, did I mention soda?
I'm referencing other cold places and soda for some reason

When it's mixed with viola, watch my cup runneth over
If you mix soda and alcohol, you'll have a good time with me

Cut from a soldier
I was raised to be tough and aggressive

Them ho niggas disposable toaster
Guys who date prostitutes are disposable and unimportant

Putting holes in a nigga getting close enough
I'll shoot someone who tries to get close to me

Being me till the credits roll
I'll keep being this way until the end of my life

Till my condition is beyond what the medics know
I'll keep going until my physical or mental health is beyond medical help

They wanna edit O
The people who work on my music might want to change it

Like a prosthetic third leg let it go
Like a fake penis, let them take over and change it

This is Shady 1.0 Em let 'em know
This is the early days of Eminem's label Shady Records

I still profit through the process
I'm still making money even when things don't go as planned

The prize in my jeans my balls'll never digress
I'm proud of my manhood and won't let it be less important to me

I'm a dick that I brag about
I'm an asshole and proud of it

I put it in fast and then I drag it out
I have sex quickly and then make it last as long as possible

World, I be your special friend see
I want to be your friend

Cause these suckas suffer from pseudo penis envy
Other guys are jealous and insecure of me