One, two, three
Let's start counting, this is the beginning of something

Wait, is this the song with the drums?
Hold on, is this the song that has a strong beat?

I met a guy in the summer and I left him in the spring
I started a relationship with a guy during the summer, but it ended before spring

He argued with me about everything
He would argue and disagree with me on every topic

He had an ego and a temper and a wanderin' eye
He had a big ego, a short temper, and he would often look at other people in a flirtatious way

He said he's six foot two and I'm like, 'Dude, nice try'
He claimed to be six foot two, but I didn't believe him

But he was so much fun and he had such weird friends
Despite his flaws, he was a lot of fun to be around and his friends were unique

And he would take us out to parties and the night would never end
He would take us to parties where the fun would never stop

Another song, another club, another bar, another dance
We would go to different places, dance to different songs, and have new experiences

And when he said, 'Something wrong?' He'd just fly me to France
Whenever I seemed upset, he would go to extreme measures to distract me or make me happy

So I miss him some nights when I'm feelin' depressed
There are nights when I feel lonely and sad, and I start to miss him

'Til I remember every time he made a pass on my friend
But then I remind myself of the times he hit on my friend, which was hurtful

Do I love him? Do I hate him? I guess it's up and down
I have conflicting feelings towards him, sometimes I love him and other times I hate him

If I had to choose I would say it right now
If I had to decide, I would express my choice at this very moment

I wanna get him back
I desire to have him back in my life

I wanna make him really jealous, wanna make him feel bad
I want to cause him to feel envious and regret losing me

Oh, I wanna get him back
Oh, I really want to have him back

'Cause then again, I really miss him and it makes me real sad
But then again, I find myself missing him a lot and it brings me great sadness

Oh, I want sweet revenge
Oh, I desire to have a satisfying revenge

And I want him again
And I want him back in my life once more

I want to get him back, back, back
I want to have him back, repeatedly emphasizing my desire

So I write him all these letters and I throw them in the trash
To cope with missing him, I write letters to him, but I discard them without sending

'Cause I miss the way he kisses and the way he made me laugh
Because I miss the affectionate way he kissed me and how he made me laugh

Yeah, I pour my little heart out but as I'm hittin' 'Send'
I pour my emotions onto the pages, but right before I send them, I reconsider

I picture all the faces of my disappointed friends
I imagine the disapproving expressions on the faces of my friends who warned me about him

Because everyone knew all of the shit that he'd do
All of my friends were aware of the terrible things he would do

He said I was the only girl but that just wasn't the truth
He claimed I was the only girl in his life, but it was a lie

And when I told him how he hurt me, he'd tell me I was trippin'
Whenever I confronted him about the pain he caused, he would dismiss it and say I was overreacting

But I am my father's daughter, so maybe I could fix him
However, considering my upbringing and my father's influence, I believed I could change him

I wanna key his car
I have the desire to vandalize his car by scratching it with a key

I wanna make him lunch
I want to prepare a meal for him

I wanna break his heart
I want to cause emotional pain and break his heart

And be the one to stitch it up
And then be the one who helps him heal and recover

Wanna kiss his face
I want to passionately kiss his face

With an uppercut
While simultaneously delivering an uppercut punch

I wanna meet his mom
I want to have a meeting with his mother

Just to tell her her son sucks
Just to inform her that her son is terrible

I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him back
I will make sure to have him back, I won't give up on this

C'mon, c'mon
Come on, let's do this

I'ma get him so good, he won't even know what hit him
I will get him back in such a way that he won't see it coming, he'll be caught off guard

He's gonna love me and hate me at the same time
He will have mixed feelings of love and hate towards me simultaneously

Get him back, girl, you better get him back
Retrieve him back, girl, you must make sure to get him back

I don't know I got him good, I got him really good
I'm not sure how, but I successfully got revenge on him, I got him really good