I Wish I Could Go Back to College
Original Broadway Cast Lyrics


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KATE MONSTER
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.

NICKY
What would I give to go back and live
in a dorm with a meal plan again!
PRINCETON
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad
and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"

ALL
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!

PRINCETON
I want to go back to my room and find
a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a class...

NICKY
Or get into a play...

KATE MONSTER
Or change my major...

PRINCETON
Or fuck my T.A.

ALL
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...

Sitting in the computer lab,
4 a.m. before the final paper is due,
cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
and seeing the rest of the class there, too!

PRINCETON
I wish I could go back to college!

ALL
How do I go back to college?!
Ahhhhhhh....

PRINCETON
I wish I had taken more pictures.

NICKY
But if I were to go back to college,
think what a loser I'd be --
I'd walk through the quad, and think
"Oh my God..."





ALL
"These kids are so much younger than me."

Overall Meaning

The song "I Wish I Could Go Back to College" from the musical Avenue Q is a bittersweet reflection on the realities of adult life and the nostalgia and longing for the simplicity of college days. The song features three characters, Kate Monster, Nicky, and Princeton, expressing their desire to go back to school and the things they miss about being college students. Kate starts the song off by singing wistfully about how life was so much simpler back then. Nicky jumps in to add that he would give anything to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again. Lastly, Princeton sings about how in college, you know who you are and how you are going to go far.


The chorus of the song consists of all three characters questioning how they can go back to college when they don't know who they are anymore. Princeton shares his desire to go back to his old room and find a message written in dry-erase pen on the door. Nicky wishes he could drop a class or get into a play, and Kate longs to change her major. They collectively declare how they need an academic advisor to point the way. As the song comes to a close, all of them reflect on staying up until 4 a.m. in the computer lab, cursing the world for not starting their papers sooner.


Overall, "I Wish I Could Go Back to College" captures the bittersweet and nostalgic feelings of many people towards their college years. The song highlights the simplicity and freedoms of college life while also acknowledging the realities and difficulties of adult life.


Line by Line Meaning

I wish I could go back to college.
Kate Monster longs to return to college, where life was simpler and more carefree.


Life was so simple back then.
Kate Monster believes that her life was uncomplicated during her college years.


What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
Nicky expresses a desire to return to the days of dormitory living and meal plans, which he remembers fondly.


In college you know who you are.
Princeton suggests that college provides a sense of identity and self-knowledge for its students.


You sit in the quad and think, "Oh my God! I am totally gonna go far!"
Princeton recalls the confidence he felt while sitting in the campus quad during his college days, believing that he had a bright future ahead of him.


How do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore!
The characters express their uncertainty about how to recapture the sense of identity they felt during their college years.


I want to go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Princeton longs for the small pleasures of dorm room life, like finding notes left by friends on his door.


I wish I could just drop a class...
Princeton reflects on the freedom he felt to drop a class when he was in college.


Or get into a play...
Nicky wishes he could participate in extracurricular activities like theater again.


Or change my major...
Kate Monster expresses regret about her choice of college major and wishes she could go back and study something else.


Or fuck my T.A.
Princeton makes a risqué joke about his romantic aspirations toward a teaching assistant.


I need an academic advisor to point the way!
The characters feel adrift and unsure of their paths without the guidance of college advisors.


We could be... Sitting in the computer lab, 4 a.m. before the final paper is due, cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner, and seeing the rest of the class there, too!
The characters reminisce about the anxiety-fueled camaraderie of late-night study sessions in the computer lab.


I wish I had taken more pictures.
Princeton regrets not capturing more memories of his college experiences.


But if I were to go back to college, think what a loser I'd be -- I'd walk through the quad, and think "Oh my God..." "These kids are so much younger than me."
Nicky reflects on the challenges he might face if he were to return to college now, feeling old and out of place among the current students.




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Written by: ROBERT LOPEZ, JEFF MARX

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

Michael William Ybarra

Same, and I can see that too. That's actually probably the idea of it, which they also make fun of in the last lines of the song.


I'm in community college right now, and all I ever feel like doing is just homework and building my major in Music composition(with my goal in life to become a composer/lyricist/playwright/orchestrator for the Musical Theatre someday).


I MIGHT go out with friends(which I've done only twice actually), but more often than not I'm home focussing on school work, practicing piano for my transfer audition to a four year state college, or walking my dogs.
Besides, the only thing I would like to do when I go out(besides eat) is see any select musicals/plays that are available that appeal to me(despite the high price of tickets), or go to the nearest book store that specializes in theatre script/sheet music material(which I can't now! R.I.P. Samuel French West Hollywood).


I don't know if I myself am ever going to look back at this experience with any fond romanticized attention(then again, how can I, since I'm still living it. duh), but I know for sure that I feel nothing about high school. In fact, I'm glad I will not have to go through it again, let alone middle school(shudders).



Michael William Ybarra

My oh my what a Paradox("a paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox hahahahahahahaha this paradox"(referencing Pirates of Penzance, for those asking)) are the miss matches and perceived inconsistencies of life, so sublimely and honestly reflected in shows like this, Hamilton, Shows by Stephen Sondheim(composer/lyricist of Sweeney Todd, Into the Woods, Company, etc.), The Book of Mormon(which the composer of this show, Robert Lopez(also the composer of the songs in Frozen, kiddies) was also involved in), etc. :)




I'm in community college right now, but If you don't mind me asking, What does that line mean, and why is it so sad?


Is it that they are wishing they harvested more memories than they did, hoping they'd have a more clear recollection of what they experienced? A guiding tool for how to move on as a working adult? A chance to have better assurance of what they've accomplished so far, when they now feel so empty with what little they're doing now?


Just curious.



Franklin Jester

KATE MONSTER
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.

NICKY
What would I give to go back and live
in a dorm with a meal plan again!

PRINCETON
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad
and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"

ALL
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!

PRINCETON
I want to go back to my room and find
a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a class...

NICKY
Or get into a play...

KATE MONSTER
Or change my major...

PRINCETON
Or fuck my T.A.

ALL
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...

Sitting in the computer lab,
4 a.m. before the final paper is due,
cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
and seeing the rest of the class there, too!

PRINCETON
I wish I could go back to college!

ALL
How do I go back to college?!
Ahhhhhhh....

PRINCETON
I wish I had taken more pictures.

NICKY
But if I were to go back to college,
think what a loser I'd be --
I'd walk through the quad, and think
"Oh my God..."

ALL
"These kids are so much younger than me."



All comments from YouTube:

beth pointer

this is honestly one of the most beautiful songs ever written in my opinion. the lyrics, the chord progressions, the key changes, the meaning, the nostalgia, the chorale-style harmonies, the flashes of humour - and then the lines that just punch you in the gut. "i wish i had taken more pictures" gets me every single time. whether or not you like musicals, this song truly speaks to me and i think it's beautiful.

Laney

it’s still so crazy to me that this group of puppets are some of the most realistic and relatable characters i’ve seen

CptTaramona🫶🏼

I'm a first year in college and am really struggling... This song really is helping me put things into perspective. Idk if any of you care but just thought I'd share (please no hate, this is actually the most personal thing I've shared in a long time)

YRUThinkn

+candywrapper14 Hates vigorously

firealarm2905

You're very strong, considering I'm a junior in high school and I think this is too hard.

CptTaramona🫶🏼

Thanks kid :) You'll make it through!

CptTaramona🫶🏼

:P

CygmaSlag

As a guy going into his senior year of college, trust me it's not going to get any easier. It's going to feel like a lot of doors are being closed, but just know that it's so that other doors can open for you. You're going to change a LOT, and life will probably take you somewhere you don't expect, but as long as you keep moving forward with an open mind, things will work out.

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Xana 샤나

I SHOULDNT HAVE DECIDED TO LISTEN TO THIS ON MY SENIOR YEAR

thimization

+Xana Morph Having done the same thing, it is a very good idea. Know what you are about to lose. Enjoy it while it's still here. And for God's sake, take a few pictures...

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