Housewares Employee
Original Off-Broadway Cast Lyrics
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Deepshikha Sharma
ASH
Little did I know that day
When I dropped off my resume
At the local S-Mart store
That another employee I'd fall for
LINDA
My job was in the check out aisle
S-Mart service with a smile
I hated work, it was a bore
But all that changed when you walked through the door
ASH
I was assigned to Aisle Three
LINDA
And that is where you fell for me
ASH
A love so strong it had to be
LINDA
Perfect retail...
BOTH
Harmony
I have to ask a question to the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
ASH
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
LINDA
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
I could barely focus on my checkout line
Your polyester shirt always on my mind
Fantasies took over my
I'd forget to scan items and give'em for free
ASH
How could I concentrate on Housewares?
Who cares about blenders when you're right there?
Our roles reversed, there is no doubt
'Cause I was the one who was checking you out
LINDA
I had a major crush on you
ASH
When I was near you my love grew
LINDA
Finding love at work, it must have been fate
ASH
It's better than meeting on a ElimiDATE
BOTH
I have to ask a question to the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
ASH
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
LINDA
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
ASH
Stocking the shelves
Was all I thought would be
But finding my true love at S-Mart
That makes this job so groovy
LINDA
I have to ask a question...
BOTH
To the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
ASH
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
LINDA
How did the perfect girl land a...
BOTH
Housewares Employee?
Tze'ela Noimark
[Ash]
Little did I know that day
When I dropped off my resume
At the local S-Mart store
That another employee I'd fall for
[Linda]
My job was in the checkout aisle
S-Mart service with a smile
I hated work, it was a bore
But all that change when you walked through the door
[Ash]
I was assigned to aisle three
[Linda]
And that is where you fell for me
[Ash]
A love so strong it had to be
[Linda]
Perfect retail...
[Ash & Linda]
Harmony
I have to ask a question to the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
[Ash]
How did a housewares employee land the perfect girl?
[Linda]
How did the perfect girl land a housewares employee?
I could barely focus on my checkout line
Your polyester shirt always on my mind
Fantasies took over me
I'd forget to scan items and give 'em for free
[Ash]
How could I concentrate on housewares?
Who cares about blenders when you're right there?
Our roles reversed, there is no doubt
'Cause I was the one who was checking you out
[Linda]
I had a major crush on you
[Ash]
When I was near you my love grew
[Linda]
Finding love at work, it must've been fate
[Ash]
It's better than meeting on ElimiDate
[Ash & Linda]
I have to ask a question to the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
[Ash]
How did a housewares employee land the perfect girl?
[Linda]
How did the perfect girl land a housewares employee?
[Ash]
Stocking the shelves
Was all I thought would be
But finding my true love at S-Mart
That makes this job so groovy
[Ash & Linda]
I have to ask a question to the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
[Ash]
How did a housewares employee land the perfect girl?
[Linda]
How did the perfect girl land a...
[Ash & Linda]
Housewares employee?
Bass EXE
"How did a housewares employee land the perfect girl?" - Ok makes sense for a love song.
"How did the perfect girl land a housewares employee..." - Damn that's a low blow.
HolyBurntToast
Turning a musical based on a movie back into a movie has worked before: Little Shop of Horrors is one of the best musical films ever released, so I'd love to see Evil Dead get the same treatment.
JammyTheBirb
You know, "How did the perfect girl land a housewares employee" Doesn't really sound that arrogant to me. More like affectionate teasing.
Deepshikha Sharma
ASH
Little did I know that day
When I dropped off my resume
At the local S-Mart store
That another employee I'd fall for
LINDA
My job was in the check out aisle
S-Mart service with a smile
I hated work, it was a bore
But all that changed when you walked through the door
ASH
I was assigned to Aisle Three
LINDA
And that is where you fell for me
ASH
A love so strong it had to be
LINDA
Perfect retail...
BOTH
Harmony
I have to ask a question to the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
ASH
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
LINDA
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
I could barely focus on my checkout line
Your polyester shirt always on my mind
Fantasies took over my
I'd forget to scan items and give'em for free
ASH
How could I concentrate on Housewares?
Who cares about blenders when you're right there?
Our roles reversed, there is no doubt
'Cause I was the one who was checking you out
LINDA
I had a major crush on you
ASH
When I was near you my love grew
LINDA
Finding love at work, it must have been fate
ASH
It's better than meeting on a ElimiDATE
BOTH
I have to ask a question to the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
ASH
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
LINDA
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
ASH
Stocking the shelves
Was all I thought would be
But finding my true love at S-Mart
That makes this job so groovy
LINDA
I have to ask a question...
BOTH
To the gods above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
ASH
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
LINDA
How did the perfect girl land a...
BOTH
Housewares Employee?
PandaFuego
Best musical I was ever in. Too much fun.
Oliver Parker
PandaFuego im auditioning in 3 weeks! Im so excited!!
javaPhysician
Found my current girlfriend at our shitty retail job. Not housewares, but nevertheless this song has reason for me now. <3
ElvenRaptor
I don't understand why they don't just adapt this into a movie and call THIS a Evil Dead Remake that's been rumored for like ever, and then finally just call it a day!
Koy Games
I was the piano player for this musical. It was only me because we didn't have a band, but we had a piano and a cast. Was probably the best couple weeks of my life
Lena
This is such a cool musical! I'm auditioning for my town's production of it!