Dental Care
Owl City Lyrics

I brush my teeth and look in the mirror,
And laugh out loud,
As I'm beaming from ear to ear,
I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights,
And rather than flaunt my style I'd flash you a smile
Of clean pearly whites.

I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill,
I smooth my hair,
Sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills

Have a seat he says pleasantly,
As he shakes my hand and practically laughs at me,
"Open up nice and wide" he says peering in,
And with a smirk he says "don't have a fit,
This will just pinch a bit"
As he tries not to grin.

When hygienists
Leave on long vacations
That's when dentists scream and
Lose their patience

Talking only brings the toothaches on because
I say the stupidest things
So if my results go south, I swallow my pride with an aspirin and shut my mouth

Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because good grief
I'd knock out my teeth
And have to kiss my smile goodbye

I've been to the dentist a thousand times
So I know the drill,
I smooth my hair,
Sit back in the chair
But some how I still get the chills

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: ADAM R. YOUNG

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cas 360

Its amazing how he can legit sing about anything and make it amazing

BluTyger Gaming

@maestrozero117 Nope, it's more literal.


Is strawberry avalanche about gore tho?

Coral Butler

@Tabitha carter ya it's a good song. it's called rugs from me to you by owl city.

Tabitha carter

@Coral Butler he sings about thoes?

Coral Butler

@Tabitha carter toupees are basically wigs

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Rydal S

My only question is why is the song not playing in every dental office in the USA?


"golf and alcohol don't mix, so that's why i don't drink and drive."

Burnt Soul 14

It took me years to catch all the puns in this song


@BlizzardWing Wrong, Drive is a term for a specific long distance shot in golf. Like, you've got putting, drives, other things. Personally I'm no golf nerd but I know it's one of the shots.
So the joke is that it's not in fact about driving a vehicle at all

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