Walk of Shame
P!nk Lyrics

One step, two steps, counting tiles on the floor
I'm taking small steps and counting the tiles on the floor as I walk, while feeling embarrassed and ashamed of what I did last night.

Three steps, four steps, guess this means that I'm a whore
As I continue to walk, I start to feel even more ashamed and label myself as a whore, due to my actions from the previous night.

Uh oh, hell no, how long 'til I reach the door?
I'm getting anxious and fearful, and I want to leave this place as soon as possible, but I don't know how long it will take for me to reach the door.

Fuck me, my feet are sore
I'm feeling physical pain from walking in last night's high heels or uncomfortable shoes, adding to my emotional pain and embarrassment.

I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot ass mess
I'm still dressed in last night's clothes, which are wrinkled and disheveled, making me feel like I look terrible, and people will be staring and judging me.

Although my hair looks good 'cause I haven't slept yet
Even though everything else looks bad, my hair looks fresh and good because I haven't slept yet, indicating that I had a night full of festivities.

Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm impatient and want to leave this place as soon as possible, so I'm hoping the elevator arrives quickly.

I'm pushing all the buttons but nothing's happening
Despite pressing all the elevator buttons, the elevator is taking too long to arrive, contributing to my anxiety.

Please god don't let anybody see me
I'm praying to not run into anyone I know or anyone in general, as I fear being judged and shamed even more.

I promise no more walks of shame, So walk this way!
I vow to not engage in this behavior again, and I want to leave this place quickly with my head held high, despite my shame.

Last night's bubblegum, no more bubbles, no more yum
I had fun the previous night, but that fun has ended now, much like a piece of bubblegum that loses its flavor.

Where'd I get the wristband? tell me there's no tramp stamp
As I reflect back on the events of last night, I start to question how I got a wristband and if I have a tramp stamp, adding to my embarrassment and shame.

One two three shoot, no I know this shit ain't cute
I try to make myself feel better by joking about my situation, but deep down, I know it's not cute or funny at all.

But dammit man, it sure is fun, Party 'til the sun wakes up
Despite the shame and embarrassment, I can't help but admit that I had fun partying and enjoying the night until sunrise.

Okay now raise your hands if you've ever been guilty, And clap clap clap like an if you walk with me
I'm acknowledging that this is a common behavior and that others can relate, hence I invite everyone to raise their hands and clap along if they have ever walked the walk of shame with me.

I shouldn't have let them take my keys, take my keys, And left me here with too much beer
I'm blaming my friends for leaving me in this state and taking my keys away, leading me to drink more and make bad decisions.

My friends, they hung me out to dry, It's not my fault and that's why, I'm doing the walk of shame
My friends abandoned me and left me in this shameful situation, but I still try to shift the blame from myself and onto them, even though I'm the one doing the walk of shame now.

We're walking, we're walking, Walk this way!
I'm motivating myself to move forward and leave this embarrassing situation behind and asking anyone else who might be in the same situation to walk with me and not feel ashamed.