Microphone Preem
PRhyme Lyrics

I'm handlin' you frauds
I am effectively dealing with dishonest individuals

These wounded ass niggas, I rap circles around 'em
I effortlessly outperform and outshine these weak individuals

I'm bandages and gauze
I am the remedy and protection against these fake rappers

Crooked trap 'round clowns, this rap circus surrounds 'em
The corrupt environment of the rap industry traps and controls these foolish individuals

But I'm havin' a menage
I am engaging in multiple successful endeavors within both the rap and trap game

Fuckin' with the rap game, and the trap game
I am involved in and dominating both the music industry and the drug dealing business

I'm managin' my odds
I am effectively controlling and navigating my chances of success

Man these rappers out here reachin', your arms are too short
These rappers are desperately trying to compete but lack the necessary skills and resources

Take the boxing gloves off, hand 'em to the gods
Stop pretending to be a competitor and give up, surrendering to a higher power

Slaughterhouse, we the military in this bitch
The rap group Slaughterhouse is like the powerful armed forces within the rap industry

Fuck every Tom, Dick and Harry in this bitch, yeah
I disrespect and disregard every insignificant person in the rap industry

Fuck your apology, I'ma be on astrology shit
I don't care about your apologies, I'm going to focus on my own path and destiny

March into war like Aries in this bitch, yeah
I enter the battle aggressively and fearlessly, just like the zodiac sign Aries

You call it light work, nigga this is my life's work
You consider it easy, but for me, it's the culmination of my life's dedication and effort

I turn around and beat up a beat like I'm writin' Ike's verse
I effortlessly and skillfully dominate a beat, just like the legendary rapper Ike Turner

Toe taggin' this mothafucka, I don't think Joe Jackson
I metaphorically kill and bury this rapper, even surpassing the musical skills of Joe Jackson

And Buster Douglas could ever do a mic worse
Even the worst attempts by a boxer (Buster Douglas) wouldn't compare to my destruction on the microphone

If you are what you eat, how come I'm not pussy?
If what we consume defines us, why am I not weak or submissive like the stereotype of a woman?

That was part uno, this is part two though
The previous statement was the first part, and this current statement is the continuation or sequel

This the difference between y'all niggas and real rap
I am highlighting the distinction between my authentic rap style and the inferiority of other rappers

The competition fell back, niggas ask
Other rappers retreated and backed down when they witnessed my talent, leaving people questioning

How much did I use to drink
People are curious about my past alcohol consumption

I tell 'em off the top of my head about a gallon, kinda like Pharrell's hat
I inform them that I used to drink a substantial amount, similar to the size of Pharrell's large hat

But all jokes aside like I ordered fries
Now, getting serious and no longer joking, similar to ordering a side of fries

I'm liable to store somebody's corpse in the closet, I'm organized
I am capable of hiding a dead body and keeping it a secret, showcasing my ability to be well-prepared and organized

Before police was interrogatin', I was livin' the story of my life
I was already experiencing and living a life full of incidents and events before the police started investigating me

And Morgan Freeman was narratin'
It was as if my life had a narrator, just like Morgan Freeman's iconic voice in movies

(Say it again) I'm 5'9", not an inch taller
My height is precisely 5'9", I cannot claim to be taller by even an inch

'Fore all of the jewelry, I've been baller
Even before I had expensive jewelry, I was already successful and skilled

Before niggas was hypebeasts, my niggas was bike thiefs
My friends were stealing bikes long before the trend of people being obsessed with expensive fashion items

You let it out your sight and they take it to sight see
If you lose sight of your belongings, my friends will steal them without hesitation

Same shit, another nigga gotta die today
It's the same repetitive pattern, where someone will lose their life today

My bitch gone (why) we ain't ever goin' out on dates
My partner is no longer with me because we never made time to go on romantic outings

(Why) we ain't vacayin' out of state
We never took vacations outside of our local area

Whinin' all the time, all she do was holler
Constantly complaining and nagging, she only knows how to shout

We ain't like a Pagan holiday
Our relationship lacks joy and festivity, similar to a Pagan religious holiday

Rappers will, be actin' ill
Rappers often pretend to be sick or cool

Know when they die for deals
They understand that they are willing to make sacrifices or take risks to secure record deals

I take the word "lyrical" and flip it backwards
I manipulate and reverse the meaning of the word "lyrical" for my own creative purposes

And that says "laciryl"
The reversed word spells out "laciryl"

And that's exactly how I feel, shoutout to Guru
That reversed word accurately represents my emotions and mindset, giving credit to Guru, a respected rapper

I got the mass appeal
My music is widely appreciated and loved by a large audience

Oh you don't, don't let me learn yah
You better not provoke or challenge me

I body the beat and watch it skip, call it m-murda
I completely dominate the beat, causing it to glitch or skip, metaphorically murdering it

The nerve of anyone who ain't heard of
It's surprising and disrespectful for anyone to be unaware of my talent

The gang that don't tweet simultaneous for the sake of the sermon
My crew doesn't need to promote ourselves on social media all at once just for the sake of appearing united

(House Gang what up!)
Shoutout to my crew, House Gang

Other groups basic mergers
Compared to us, other rap groups' collaborations or unions are basic and unimpressive

We extort 'em from a distance, takin' it further
We exploit them from afar, going beyond their limited capabilities

Drama could be all yours, why you want a war for?
You could be the one facing all the trouble, so why do you desire a conflict?

You can't go at uno, mothafucka, that's a draw 4
You can't challenge or attack my crew, because that would lead to consequences for you

We started out as just a feature on a Joe joint
Initially, we were a group that featured in a song by Joe

Fuck around now, you on the bleachers soon as Joe point
Now, you'll be on the sidelines watching, as soon as Joe signals or refers to you

Brothers forreal, I can honestly say
I can genuinely say that we are actual brothers, not just figuratively

If you come at me, they'll be 3 dots on you while I'm still typin'
If you try to attack me, my crew will respond with violence as I continue to type or write rhymes

Meet fire, street fighters when this pen's writin'
Confront the intense and skilled rap battle when I use my pen to write lyrics

Shady, you go through us to get to Em, bison
In order to reach Eminem, you have to face us first, like challenging a powerful bison

(Come on, crook, you wildin' again)
Someone is urging Crook (Crooked I) to calm down because he is acting wild or uncontrollable

Nah Joe, these niggas stupid, boy we do this shit
No, Joe, these individuals are foolish, we are experts and skilled at what we do

Too many frogs go "ribbet" but never leave lilies
Many people claim to be something they're not, but they never take real action or make progress

These niggas might play cray, try slay me
These individuals might act crazy and attempt to destroy me

Off my mic, vacay, call it right, it's mayday
Once I relinquish control of the microphone, it's like going on vacation, symbolizing a distress signal like 'mayday'

Right foot in melee, strapped to light AK
I confidently enter a chaotic and violent situation, carrying a powerful weapon like a light AK-47

Have you [?] like Ice JJ
I will stun or astound you like the rapper Ice JJ Fish, leaving you speechless

Do it for Em, my squad do it for bundles
I do it for Eminem, and my crew does it for financial gains or success

Could've been copped the Phantom, copped the Benz bein' humble
I could have easily purchased a luxurious Rolls-Royce Phantom or Mercedes-Benz, displaying my modesty instead

Still, the nickel plate is known to get 'em situated
However, a firearm like a nickel-plated pistol is effective in controlling and intimidating others

It's return fire, even when Joey initiate it
Even if Joey (Joe Budden) starts the conflict, we will respond with equal or greater force

How I feel about these rap niggas? Fuck 'em all
I have a complete disregard and dislike for these rappers

Drake rhyme about these bitches, I just fuck 'em all
While Drake focuses on romantic relationships in his lyrics, I simply engage in sexual encounters with multiple women

A hundred guns, jeans big enough to tuck 'em all
I own a large arsenal of firearms, and my jeans are spacious enough to conceal all of them

Banana clips, fully automatic, you can't duck 'em all
My firearms have extended magazines, fully capable of rapid fire, leaving no room for escape or avoidance

Cause when it's gats involved, bodies'll fall
When firearms are involved, people will get killed

From the sky, could really be rainin' cats and dogs
It could be a very chaotic or violent situation, as if animals (cats and dogs) were falling from the sky

It's Joey! Nicer than any rapper you rockin' to
I am Joey (Joell Ortiz), and I am more skillful and talented than any other rapper you listen to

Call a spade a spade, nigga try to follow suit
I speak the truth directly, and if someone tries to imitate or copy me, they will fail

Bring it back to life, I murder that microphone
I revive and revive the microphone, metaphorically killing it with my performance

Too many big dogs, not enough barkin' yet
There are many powerful individuals, but they haven't exerted their influence or dominance fully