If This Tour Doesn't Kill You I Will
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If this tour doesn't kill you then I will
I hate your guts and it makes me ill
Seeing your face every morning
One more month and twenty-two days
If this tour doesn't kill you, I may
Counting down the miles 'til we leave the state
I'm counting down the minutes 'til I can erase
Every memory of you

For a second, let's be honest
Nothing will clean your filthy conscience
Everything you do makes me wanna vomit
And if this tour doesn't kill you, buddy, I'm on it

Why can't we just get along?
Why can't we just get along?
Why can't we just get along?
Why can't we just get along?

You think you're so original
(Why can't we just get along?)
I can't wait for your funeral
(Why can't we just get along?)
Don't wish you were dead, I wish you'd never been born at all
(Why can't everybody just chill?)
I'm trying not to let you get in my head
But every line, every goddamn syllable
That you say makes me
Wanna gouge out my eyes with a power drill
If this tour doesn't kill you




If this tour doesn't kill you
If this tour doesn't kill you, then I will

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "If This Tour Doesn't Kill You I Will" by PUP are about the tension and animosity between bandmates while on tour. The singer expresses his intense hatred for a specific person, who he sees every day, to the point of wanting to erase every memory of them. He counts down the days until the tour is over and expresses that even after the tour, he may still seek revenge against this person.


The lyrics also delve into the frustration of trying to reconcile and get along with someone who seems impossible to tolerate. The singer questions why they can't just get along, but ultimately concludes that this person is unforgivable and originality, even wishing they had never been born.


Overall, the song captures the intense emotions and challenges that can arise when a group of individuals are constantly together on the road, highlighting the potential for tension and conflict.


Line by Line Meaning

If this tour doesn't kill you then I will
I despise you so much that if this tour doesn't end you, I will make sure to finish the job


I hate your guts and it makes me ill
I cannot stand to be around you and it's physically making me sick


Seeing your face every morning
Every day I wake up and have to face the mere fact of your existence


One more month and twenty-two days
I am counting down the days until I can finally escape from you


If this tour doesn't kill you, I may
I wouldn't mind if this tour ended your life, and I might even be the one to do it


Counting down the miles 'til we leave the state
I can't wait until we are far away from each other


I'm counting down the minutes 'til I can erase
I am eager to wipe all memories of you from my mind


Every memory of you
All recollections of you are unwanted and repulsive


For a second, let's be honest
Let's be real about our true feelings towards each other


Nothing will clean your filthy conscience
You have done things that cannot be forgiven, no matter what you do


Everything you do makes me wanna vomit
Your actions make me want to physically throw up


And if this tour doesn't kill you, buddy, I'm on it
If you somehow manage to survive this tour, I'll be waiting to destroy you


Why can't we just get along?
I wish we could have a peaceful existence, but it's impossible with you in the picture


You think you're so original
Your attempts to be unique are in vain and laughable


I can't wait for your funeral
I am so eager for the day when you are no longer alive


Don't wish you were dead, I wish you'd never been born at all
My hatred for you runs so deep that I wish you had never even existed


I'm trying not to let you get in my head
I am actively attempting to block out any thoughts or emotions concerning you


But every line, every goddamn syllable
Every single thing you say is irritating and infuriating to me


That you say makes me
The mere sound of your voice sets me on edge


Wanna gouge out my eyes with a power drill
You make me so angry that I want to inflict pain on myself to get away from you


If this tour doesn't kill you
I hope this tour is the end of you


If this tour doesn't kill you
I will be disappointed if you come out of this tour unscathed


If this tour doesn't kill you, then I will
If this tour fails to do the job, I will take matters into my own hands




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Stefan Patrick Babcock, Nestoy Volodymyr Chumak, Zachary Ivan Mykula, Steven Ryan Sladkowski

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@5digitism

If this tour doesn't kill you then I will
I hate your guts and it makes me ill
Seeing your face every morning
One more month and twenty-two days
If this tour doesn't kill you, I may
Counting down the miles till we leave the state
I'm counting down the minutes 'til I can erase
Every memory of you

For a second, let's be honest
Nothing will clean your filthy conscience
Everything you do makes me wanna vomit
And if this tour doesn't kill you, buddy, I'm on it

Why can't we just get along?
Why can't we just get along?
Why can't we just get along?
Why can't we just get along?

You think you're so original
(Why can't we just get along?)
I can't wait for your funeral
(Why can't we just get along?)
Don't wish you were dead, I wish you'd never been born at all
(Why can't everybody just chill?)
I'm trying not to let you get in my head, but every line, every goddamn syllable
That you say makes me wanna gouge out my eyes with a power drill
If this tour doesn't kill you
If this tour doesn't kill you
If this tour doesn't kill you, then I will



All comments from YouTube:

@walkofftheearth

Jesus Christ! This band is releasing some of the best video content on the internet right now. Keep gong boys!

@woodscrow1

+Walk off the Earth I agree! So awesome!

@55yurko

+Walk off the Earth Cover soon?

@eightynineeee

+Walk off the Earth literally every music video is awesome lol

@gotaminutereviews

That's saying a lot coming from you guys.

@FanArt604

+Walk off the Earth oh yes

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@StartARiot

If this did actually happen, PUP would probably still play the show.

@skarredspartan

+Start A Riot /r/puptheband agrees

@ezra4034

Start A Riot lmfao

@Hans_ON_FIRE

so strange to hear the end of this song and not have it go straight into DVP

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