Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Panic! at the Disco Lyrics

Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Do I still have that control over you that makes you nervous and uncomfortable?

Am I who you think about in bed?
Do I come to your thoughts when you are in bed, trying to sleep?

When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking, as you're sliding off your dress?
Do you get nervous and excited when you are undressing with someone in a dim light?

Then think of what you did, and how I hope to God he was worth it
Reflect on your actions and hope that it was worth it to have someone else instead of me.

When the lights are dim, and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin
When you touch his skin and get excited even though you know you should not have left me.

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you'll ever meet
I am better than any other boy, I have the emotional, physical and sexual power over you.

Sweetie, you had me, girl, I was it, look past the sweat
You had me, I used to be the one for you, and I am still the best for you.

A better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
I can give you a better love where we can exchange body heat while traveling in the passenger seat of a car.

No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
You ought to know that I am the only one for you, and I will always be there for you.

So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
All the boys and girls who are filled with excess emotions, would you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
Let's pump up the emotions, excitement and teen hearts that beat faster and faster.

So I guess we're back to us, oh, cameraman, swing the focus, in case I lost my train of thought
Let's focus on us again, bring the cameraman to focus on us if I get distracted, and explain my thoughts again.

Where was it that we last left off? (let's pick up, pick up)
Can you recall where we paused earlier? Let's continue discussing where we left off.

Oh, now I do recall, we just were getting to the part where the shock sets in
I remember now that we got to a point where you are shocked by my words.

And the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick
A new feeling of nausea arises in your stomach because of the shock.

I hope you didn't expect to get all of the attention, let's not get selfish
You should not have expected to be the only one who gets attention, let's not be selfish.

Did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus?
Did you really think I would let you take away the enjoyment of the chorus?

Dance to this beat, dance to this beat, dance to this beat
Dance to the beat of this music.

So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, dance to this beat, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls
All the boys and girls with overflowing emotions, dance to this beat.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, let's get these teen hearts beating faster
Let's get these teen hearts racing and beating faster, and faster with the music.