Ditty
Paperboy Lyrics

Yo, this is how I'm comin' for the nine deuce
Introduction to the song and setting the tone for the upcoming lyrics

Another fat, fat track
Emphasizing that the upcoming song is of high quality

So Rhythm D, pour the orange juice
Asking the DJ to prepare the music while grabbing a drink

And let's relax while sippin' on yak
Let's take it easy and unwind while drinking some cognac

Because it's like that
Just doing what feels right in the moment

I'm clostraphobic, so Paperboy wears pruple lactive
Paperboy wears purple attire due to the artist's claustrophobia

I wear a jimmy for the skins
Using protection for sexual intercourse

'cause it's a long trip
Using protection for a long-lasting sexual experience

Front row seats, aiyo I know she's on the nine inch
Referring to a woman who is attracted to Paperboy's wealth

Just to get a piece of the green
Women are attracted to wealth, and the 'green' refers to money

But she's an undertaker
A warning that the woman is not to be trusted

Now you know the Paper is an around the world heart-breaker
Paperboy is a worldwide heartbreaker of women

Me be singin' first, but yo, had to have a breakdown
The artist is singing first and then pausing for a breakdown

Playin' you fools, so now you know why my belly's round
Playing with listeners' expectations, now teasing why the artist's belly is round

Takin' the rap back up and scoopin' up crowds just like a steel shovel
Picking back up with the music and gathering fans like a shovel gathers dirt

Not from the ghetto, but yo, takin' it to another level
The artist isn't from the ghetto but still bringing his music to new heights

Let the beat ride, but hold on to your women, G
Enjoy the music while still being protective of one's significant others

'cause now that I'm rich so many women want to do me
With money comes more attention and interest from women

It make a man say 'damn'
Expressing surprise at the amount of attention received from women

I'm finally taxin' more play than homey Sam
The artist is getting more attention than someone named 'homey Sam'

But let me speak to the weak, I mean the rookies
Addressing new listeners or inexperienced fans

My time is help up, extremely for cookies
The artist is busy but still takes time for treats

Just let me clock this groove in ninety two
The music is being established in the year 1992

Hey, you don't bother me and I sure 'nuff won't bother you
It's all good and there's no issues between Paperboy and listeners

And ah, you just watch a brother flowin' like Niagra
The artist's flow is compared to the majestic power of Niagara Falls

Think before you step, because these niggas just might stag ya
Be careful of those who might try to cause harm

Although I'm labeled with the black fade
Paperboy is a black artist known for his unique hairstyle

It's gold d's on my four and gold lex, 'cause I got it made
The artist has made it big and has gold rims on his car to show for it

I broke the veto once again because I had to
The artist made a decision and went against the rules in order to accomplish it

And just like Jody Watley, baby girl, I can have you
Referring to a popular singer, the artist emphasizes his ability to attract women

Just let me work this track, and yo, any way is ok
Allow the artist to work with the music and whatever happens, happens

Your place or mine, all night until the next day
The artist is open to any location for a night of fun

Do the ditty if you want to
Encouraging listeners to dance to the music

Because then I can see if I want you
Implying that dancing can be a way to show interest in someone

Now here we go from the top
Restarting the song from the beginning

Second verse of the same song
Introducing the second verse of the song

With the conclusion, all should be happy with ding-dong
The song is wrapping up and listeners should enjoy the 'ding-dong' ending

It's just a mad park a grip, G
The artist has a lot of money and can easily afford things

It's like every nickel and dime nigga be like
People are always looking up to the artist due to his wealth

'See, don't you remember me?'
Revealing how people try to remind Paperboy that they know him

A hustler, and it's on with more hoes to lego
The artist is a hustler and has more women to pursue

Keep 'em chunky like Prego, so they can play with my eggo
Keeping women's figures thick and desirable, ready for sex

I have a tendency to flow, start off with my own groove
The artist has a unique style of rapping that he sticks to

Pick up the mic, and all of a sudden, I see high movin'
As soon as the artist starts rapping, people start to feel good

Guess it's like magic, and Paperboy is the magician
The artist is like a magician with the power to make people feel good

If I was a vacuum I'd be suckin' up competition
The artist would be dominating the competition if he was a vacuum

Let it ride again, and yo, belive I got my own thing
Let the music continue and know that the artist has his own unique style

Straight Bahama hoes so miss me with the chick from Soul Train
The artist prefers women from the Bahamas over the women from Soul Train

And I'm a break my note, just to show up token
The artist will break his normal singing style to show off to others

Tote on his ass when I scoop him, 'cause we bud smokin'
Carrying someone by their buttocks and smoking marijuana

A black man tryin' to make it and that ain't no fair
The struggles of a black man trying to make it in society

But just like BeBe and CeCe, I'll take you there
Referring to a gospel duo, the artist will take listeners to a better place with his music

Let's take a trip to another land
Inviting listeners to go on a journey with the music

Park a grip, come back and watch the hoes tan
Going somewhere to watch women sunbathe

Jump in the lex-o, and roll out to my cabin
Getting into a luxurious car and driving to a vacation home

Believe me, my brother, more hoes than you can imagine
The artist has access to more women than anyone can think of

All on the ding-a-ling, just because the gold rings
Women are interested in men with wealth and the 'gold rings' refer to jewelry

Make sure you got the jim hats, strapped for protection
Encouraging safe sex by using protection

Because to me, my life is more than my erection
Stressing the importance of having a healthy and fulfilling life beyond sex

And give me a hand, if you a fan, it ain't over yet
Asking listeners to support the artist and letting them know there is more to come

'cause doin' the ditty with Paperboy makes the ocean sweat
Having a good time with the music makes people feel great

Leave you kinda startled like the funk off of fritos
People will be surprised or amazed by the music

Make you man jealous, while hoes cheese like Doritos
Women will be attracted to the artist and other men will be jealous

It ain't my fault, I lay the piper with concern
The artist is not to blame for his success, but still cares for his craft

And I ain't from Mount Vernon, but a brother's money-earnin'
The artist is not from a specific place, but is still making money

And for those disagree, and then jack, that's a pitty
For those who disagree, they will miss out on the artist's success

Just bob your head for Paperboy and the ditty
Enjoying the music and bobbing one's head to the rhythm

Yeah
Ending the song on a final note