Barcelona
Paperboys Lyrics

On ma way out from hitting this honey from last night
I was leaving after spending the night with a woman

I had to blast right, coz she was looking nasty in the sunlight
I had to leave immediately because she looked unappealing in the morning light

Cruising down centrum, in an aftermath tantrum
I was driving around aimlessly, feeling anxious after the previous night's activities

I got interrupted by this hun, And looking pretty good at that
I was approached by an attractive woman

she had a letter for Kap, it said ma man Critical was chilling south of Spain
The woman had a letter for me, informing me that our friend Critical was in southern Spain

Sowing his oats, with a lady, and even her name was underlined in the note
The letter indicated that Critical was with a woman and her name was underlined

so that means he handeled it fine, don't you know
This implies that Critical was handling his affairs well

I had to find him though, I call up Vinnie on the phone, he like
I felt the need to locate Critical, so I called our friend Vinnie

What you doing in the snow, bro?
Vinnie asks me why I am in the cold

I don't know man, but where you at?
I respond that I don't know where I am, but ask Vinnie for his location

Barcelona, in the zone like I finally found a home for this stoner, trader all my kroner
Vinnie informs me that he is in Barcelona, feeling at home and having traded his currency for Pesetas and Coronas

this bar, I'm the motherfucking owner./ Made it out the coma
Vinnie is the owner of a bar and feels like he has come back to life

played like I said, now I'm gone, bro/ a lot of pretty ladies on my boner
Vinnie played the game as he planned, and now is enjoying the attention of many attractive women

Went from halph-ass, to a class-act, weedaroma
Vinnie's attitude and status have improved

Pass that!
I ask Vinnie to pass the weed

Baby got my feet upon her ass-crack
Vinnie refers to a woman who is showing him a good time

That's fat!
I express my excitement about the prospect of joining Vinnie in Barcelona

I'm leaving, where are you gonna go?
The chorus expresses a desire to go somewhere different

Barcelona, anywhere it don't snow
The chorus agrees that Barcelona is the ideal destination

Feel the sun glow, ladies looking like they're models from a video, Let them know we're drunk! Let's go!
The chorus revels in the feeling of sun on their skin and flirts with attractive women while also exclaiming their intoxication

So now I'm in Barcelona, a loner looking for a bar owner
I arrive in Barcelona alone and search for Vinnie, the bar owner

but I forgot to bring my fucking note, bro
I realize that I forgot the letter that could help me find Vinnie

so I'm sitting in somewhere sipping my corona, thinking I'm a goner
Adrift and uncertain, I sit at a bar drinking a Corona beer

and goddammit I'm so fucked, and all I can remember is the name of the bar you opened up
Feeling hopeless, I can only remember the name of Vinnie's bar

I hire me a moped and goes for it, I can't wait to hit the ocean and order a cold beer
I decide to rent a moped to continue my search for Vinnie while also yearning for a refreshing drink by the ocean

Cool, now see the road there? Yeah? Cool! Now, see that road there?
Vinnie gives me directions to follow to reach his bar

Beach's just below the stairs, and it's nice through the whole year
Vinnie informs me that the beach is just beneath the stairs and is enjoyable year-round

You should see what the hoes wear, water's so clear, so nice it ain't fair
Vinnie boasts about the clarity of the water and the revealing attire of the women in Barcelona

stay for some food and a J, I'll come too
Vinnie invites me to stay and smoke marijuana with him and enjoy a meal

Get your tux, bottoms up, let's go
The chorus encourages the group to celebrate with drinks and formal attire

I guess it's been about a year now since we met each other, well, spoken to one another, damn brother man I miss you
The letter from Critical expresses his lamentation of not having spoken to us in a year and his desire to see us

Still living in snow, with thirty below?
Critical asks if I am still living in a snowy location where it is freezing

Heard that you weren't slurping no more, you're AA, funny, but how is you?
Critical heard that I stopped drinking and finds it amusing but wants to know how I am doing

by the way/ I met this other dame/ at the airport in Spain, I'm getting married brother man
Critical informs us that he met a woman at the airport in Spain and is getting married

but me? I quit work and started school so mama's happy/ I'm studying anatomy at the academy of New Guinea/ funny, huh?
Critical reveals that he quit his job to make his mother happy and is now studying anatomy in New Guinea

Oh yeah and one more ting to top it off, I'm having a baby due in June/ And I'm naming him after you, kind of cool, huh?
Critical concludes the letter by informing us that he is having a baby due in June and plans to name him after me

I'm dreaming, Critical's getting married/ He's a goner, It's cool, we're all happy
The chorus expresses excitement and happiness for Critical's forthcoming nuptials

Sure, 'bout to be a daddy, it's a white wedding day/ Yo Kap, get your tux, bottoms up
The chorus continues to celebrate Critical's wedding by drinking and wearing formal attire