Wasted
Paranoid Social Club Lyrics

We all got wasted
Everyone at the party consumed a lot of alcohol and lost control of their actions and thoughts.

We got fucked up and wasted wasted
We consumed a lot of alcohol and became very drunk and uncontrollable.

This is for the drunks, the winos,
This song is dedicated to all those who know how to consume alcohol excessively and still have a good time.

The belligerent
Even people who can become aggressive as a result of too much alcohol are welcome here.

After hour all night psychos
People who like to party all night and enjoy after-parties and after-hour events are invited to participate in this song.

For the party people
This song is for people who love to party excessively and consume lots of alcohol.

Party crashers
Even those who party without an invitation are welcome to join in the fun of this song.

Lovers with no sequel
People who are drunk and hook up with one another without making any long-term commitment are a part of this song.

Cause the first hardly mattered
People who become intoxicated and engage in sexual activity without worrying too much about their partner's identity and relationship with them are welcome to join in this song.

Lushes lookin' luscious
Even people who become very drunk and begin to look visually unappealing are welcome to participate in this song.

Torn and tattered
People who look disheveled and unkempt as a result of excessive alcohol consumption are invited to join in this song.

Hair of the dogs off the chains
People who love alcohol so much that they want to consume even more of it to feel better are a part of this song.

And comin' at em
People who aggressively consume alcohol and indulge in excessive drinking are invited to join this song.

They're dead to the world
People who have consumed too much alcohol and are not aware of their surroundings or their actions are a part of this song.

And they're plastered and pissed
People who are very drunk and upset, angry or emotional are invited to participate in this song.

Each trying to get the girl
People who become drunk and try to engage in sexual activity with someone are a part of this song.

Then just past out stiff
People who drink until they pass out are invited to join this song.

This is for the porcelain god
This song is dedicated to those who have consumed so much alcohol that they feel sick and have to vomit in the bathroom.

Holy rollers
Even those who are religious are welcome to participate in this song.

Prayin' they were only sober
People who are very drunk and wish they had not consumed so much alcohol are invited to join in this song.

Surfin' on a lonely sofa
People who feel lonely at a party and sit on the couch even while everyone else dances and has fun are a part of this song.

You only live once and then it's over
This song is about enjoying life and having fun even if it means consuming lots of alcohol as life is short.

And if we drink long enough
If we drink alcohol for a long period, we will feel better and escape a hangover.

Then we won't get hungover
If we continue to consume alcohol, we believe we will not be hungover the next day.

Now our heads just pound
People who drank too much alcohol and have a headache are invited to participate in this song.

We got to make a toast to the drinks
We need to raise our glasses of alcohol and celebrate our consumption.

That we downed
We have drunk a lot of alcohol and are proud of it.

Everybody crowd around
Everyone present at the party needs to gather and enjoy this song together.

Lift up your cup
People sitting with cups can hold it aloft in celebration of this song.

Give it up to the one's fucked up
Applause and recognition for the most drunk and out of control people at the party.

On 99 bottles of booze
We drank almost a hundred bottles of alcoholic beverages.

I only danced with your friend
I danced with someone I thought I knew but confused with someone else due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

Cause I thought she was you
I made a mistake and confused someone with someone else because of alcohol.

Cause there was nothing to do
We were bored and had nothing productive to do, so we decided to drink alcohol and enjoy this song.

I must've had five drinks
I don't remember how much alcohol I consumed but it was at least five.

But I thought it was two
I could not keep track of the number of drinks I consumed even though I thought I had only two.

Everybody's buyin' a round
Everyone present is buying alcohol and maintaining the party's momentum.

Off the wall and pass it around
The alcoholic beverage is circulating among the party-goers and adding to their fun.

Hit the pavement
People who are so drunk they fall to the ground are a part of this song.

Everybody's ass on the ground
Everyone has fallen because they drank too much alcohol.