P. Funk
Parliament Lyrics

Good evening
Greetings, welcome to the show

Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong
Do not tinker with your radio station as there is no technical problem

We have taken control as to bring you this special show
We are curating and presenting this exceptional program

We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
The show will continue until you are enjoying and feeling the groove

Welcome to station W E F you N K, better known as We-Funk
This is W E F you N K station, also referred to as We-Funk

Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
This station is connected to the Mothership

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
This is where extraterrestrial beings reside

Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
We are purveyors of funky music, especially P.Funk and uncut funk, which are the pinnacle

Coming you directly from the Mothership
The music is disseminating, directed from the Mothership

Top of the chocolate milky way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk power
This is the highest level of the musical stratosphere, with 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk potency

So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
Relax and immerse yourself in the music as we play it through your eardrums

And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man Alias, The Long Haired Sucker, my motto is Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
I am called Lollipop Man and my pseudonym is The Long Haired Sucker, my principle is to ask for P.Funk and uncut funk

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I seek intense joy and I want to get into the mood with P.Funk

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
I want the best and most powerful P.Funk, uncut funk, and the bomb

Yeah, W E F you N K, y'all now this is what I want you all to do
Listen up to W E F you N K; I am going to give you some instructions

If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
If you have any flaws, handicaps, or physical ailments such as arthritis, rheumatism, or migraines

Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio
Place any part of your body on your radio

Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?
Let the energy pass through you; funk can heal and uplift, you comprehend?

The desired effect is what you get When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship
You can attain the outcome that you seek by advancing your Interplanetary Funksmanship

Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
I am Sir Lollipop Man - delicious, peculiar, and captivating - who is providing you with a 3-D musical experience that I enjoy

Once upon a time called, 'Now' Somebody say, "Is there funk after the death?"
It is the present time. Can funk exist beyond death?

I say, "Is Seven Up?", yeah, P.Funk
My response is, of course, like Seven Up; yes, there is P.Funk

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
I want powerful music, I want P.Funk, but I do not want it to be altered

Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Ensure that my P.Funk is unadulterated before I leave

Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses So you can feel cool, gangster lean, y'all should dig my sunroof top
I understand, let me wear my sunglasses. It's customary here where being cool is paramount; check out my sunroof

Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while Sounds like it got a three on it though to me
Okay, I was enjoying your music for some time. However, it seems to have a complexity level of three to my ears

Then I was down South and I heard some funk With some main ingredients like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie-in' your funk?
Later, I went to the South and heard some amazing music infused with Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, and David Bowie flavoring. It was fantastic. However, could you incorporate Doobie Brothers and funk?

W E F you N K, We-Funk Gettin' deep
W E F you N K or We-Funk is advancing and becoming profound

Once upon a time called 'Right Now' Ain't it funky now?
As of now, it is funky, isn't it?

Far around Hey, doin' it to you in the ear hole Yeah
It's all around us, doing it to you in the ear

We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild
We are not going anywhere. Please gear up for Starchild

Don't stop, get down Talk, blow your horn Pee you Wants to get funked up Well alright
Don't stop, groove. Share your thoughts, play the trumpet, show enthusiasm and love for the funk

Welcome to station W E F you N K, better known as We-Funk or deeper still, the Mothership Connection Home of the extra terrestrial brothers Lollipop Man here, alias, the Long Haired Sucker Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming Coming to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me Yeah, yeah, P.Funk
Welcome to W E F you N K, AKA We-Funk, which is interconnected to the Mothership. I am Lollipop Man, also known as the Long Haired Sucker, who is alluring and captivating, providing you with engrossing 3-D music. I love my music.