Wizard Of Finance
Parliament Lyrics


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Yeah, whoa-whoa-whoa
If I was a wizard of finance
Speculating every day on Wall Street
My dividends would be so tremendous, baby
Even Dow Jones would find it hard to believe

It's your lovin'
Can I kiss you
Can I squeeze you
Can I hug you
Right now baby (it's the squeezing kind)
(x2)

All-right!

If I had plenty of money
I would probably in one year
I'd be busy buying you flowers, girl
Just to show I appreciate your being here

It's your lovin'
Can I kiss you
Can I squeeze you
Can I hug you
Right now, baby
It's the squeezing kind
(x2)

It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezin' kind
(x2)

It's your lovin'
Can I kiss you
Can I squeeze you
Can I hug you
Can I squeeze you kind, yeah darling

It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezing kind
(x2)

If I were a wizard of finance
I would probably invest my life in you
My dividend would be so tremendous, baby
Even Dow Jones won't believe it's true

It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezing kind
(x2)

It's your lovin'
Can I kiss you
Can I squeeze you
Can I hold you
Can I hug you
Can I please you
Can I squeeze you kind, yeah

It's the lovin' kind




It's the squeezing kind
(x3)

Overall Meaning

The song "Wizard of Finance" by Parliament is all about dreaming of wealth and the things that one could do and buy if they had the financial means to do so. The lyrics speak of imagining oneself as a powerful "wizard of finance," capable of speculating and investing with ease on Wall Street, with the dividends being so tremendous that even the Dow Jones would struggle to believe it. However, among all these grandiose fantasies, the singer also keeps coming back to the idea of demonstrating their appreciation for a loved one, expressing admiration toward them with gifts of flowers and desire to kiss, hug, and squeeze them.


The song's lyrics are a poignant commentary on American culture and its obsession with the accumulation of wealth, as well as the unequal distribution of wealth in society. While the singer talks about the hypothetical power and influence they would have as a "wizard of finance," it is the love and appreciation they feel for their partner that ultimately grounds them in reality. The song highlights the importance of recognizing what truly matters in life, as opposed to blindly chasing wealth and power.


Line by Line Meaning

Yeah, whoa-whoa-whoa
An expression of excitement and anticipation


If I was a wizard of finance
If I were an expert in financial matters


Speculating every day on Wall Street
Engaging in risky financial investments regularly


My dividends would be so tremendous, baby
My profits would be exceptionally large


Even Dow Jones would find it hard to believe
Even the stock market index would be skeptical of my success


It's your lovin'
Your love and affection


Can I kiss you
Can I express my affection physically


Can I squeeze you
Can I show affection by holding or hugging you closely


Can I hug you
Can I hold you close to show my love and care


Right now baby (it's the squeezing kind)
At this moment, I want to hold you close and show physical affection


If I had plenty of money
If I were wealthy


I would probably in one year
Within a year, I would most likely


I'd be busy buying you flowers, girl
I would spend time and money on gifts to show my love and appreciation


Just to show I appreciate your being here
To demonstrate my gratitude for your presence in my life


It's the lovin' kind
The expression of affection and fondness


It's the squeezin' kind
The physical aspect of expressing love and care


It's your lovin'
Again emphasizing the importance of the affection and closeness in the relationship


Can I hold you
Asking to hold the person close as an expression of love


Can I please you
Asking to please the person by showing love and care


Can I squeeze you kind, yeah darling
Asking to hold and hug the person gently and lovingly


If I were a wizard of finance
Repeating the notion of being successful in financial matters


I would probably invest my life in you
I would make you a priority and invest time, money, and love in you


My dividend would be so tremendous, baby
I would receive an extraordinary return on my investment in the relationship


Even Dow Jones won't believe it's true
The stock market index (representing common sense) would be skeptical of such fantastic returns




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: George Clinton Jr., Glenn La Monte Goins, Ronald Ford

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