The Yes Yes Show
Parokya Ni Edgar Lyrics

You better get ready for a big surprise
Prepare yourself for what's about to come

You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
You might be close to the end, but it's just the beginning

Mental message by visual contact
Communication through sight and intuition

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
With a stronger impact than any sexual music

More margarita for my cute senorita
I'll have more margarita for my adorable Latina lady

Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava
Add more tequila to enhance the flavor

Chuggin down on my J&B while checkin out the parts of my dick's anatomy
Drinking J&B whiskey while admiring my own sexual anatomy

Forget the brain forget the personality
Don't care about intellect or character

What I'm after for is your effect on my gravity like trinity
I am drawn to your effect on me as strongly as the Holy Trinity

Flying high with the kits and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick
Drunk and in control, manipulating the situation with expertise

Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip
Move on to the next adventure easily

Flashing some cash and some rock star bullshit
Showing off money and rock n' roll attitude

Going in for the thrill moving in for the kill
Pursuing excitement with a deadly intent

I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need
Reserved a room in a luxurious hotel and equipped it with everything we need

A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed
Carrying both cash and marijuana

And we try to impress as we start to undress
Stripping to impress each other

Stop the press we need to get this
Halt what you're doing because we need to focus on this

I got to keep it going coz' I got it going on
I must continue the momentum because I have it under control

My name is Vinci and I am neat
Introducing myself as Vinci and describing myself as clean

I love pretty girls and I love to eat
Expressing admiration for women and food

I made this rap from my mind
I came up with this rap on my own

And I am very very kind
I am known for my kindness

I like to drive fast in fancy cars
I enjoy speeding in luxurious automobiles

And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
Women are attracted to me like chocolate lovers to candy bars

You say I'm bad but I am good
You criticize me, but I'm actually proficient

So shut up now and eat some food
Stop talking and start eating

Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman
Hey, what's your problem? Can you fix it?

Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran
Add some melody to make it sound more convincing

Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
What are you doing in your new apartment?

Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent
You've been famous for ten years, but do you still lack talent?

Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo
Hey, what are you saying?

Mali ang sinasabi mo
You're wrong about what you're saying

Magaling akong kumanta
I'm a good singer

Alam mo ba yung picha pie
Do you know picha pie?

Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie
Well, picha pie is indeed delicious

Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta
You used your killer voice to give color to the song

Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa
Even if you made it

Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta
We know it's better when I sing it

Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at
Hey man, please don't brag

Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at
You know you're just a backup

Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan
How many songs have you really written?

Wala eh ano ngayon
None, so what?

Alam naman nating lahat
We all know

Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat
That it should be Vinc who

Ang vocalist ng parokya band
Is the vocalist of Parokya band

Ng parokya ni edgar
Of Parokya ni Edgar

Teka lang one minute Pwede bang paki-ulit
Wait a minute, can you say that again?

Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo
Perhaps you have some water inside your ear

Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat
But why did you say that you're the one who's fit?

Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat
You didn't even write a single song

Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di niya sinulat
Why do other singers perform songs they didn't write?

Ang kiakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat
But the songs they sing become hits

Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino
Like me, Quino, and Benedict Aquino

Na wala nga yatang mas sisikat pa kahit na sino
Who might become more popular than anyone

Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit
I don't know, can you please stop insisting?

Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet
If you don't want to get a hard slap across the face

Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao
You might experience getting punched with a solid fist

Na si listo el digato sa gulpihang de kortodo
Like Listo El Digato in an intense boxing match

Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako
Really, am I not supposed to laugh?

Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwondo
Not just because you're Korean means you're good at taekwondo

Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas
Don't be tough with a bearded guy

Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras
We're the type that doesn't back down

Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban
Wait, don't fight yet

Bago kayo magsuntukan
Before you start punching each other

Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan
Why don't you talk about what you don't understand first

Sige na kiss na, peace na please
Come on, give a kiss, let's have peace please

Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng dyis
You paid less than the fare for the jeepney

Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba
If you don't want what happened to others to happen to you

Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba
Let's learn how to be humble

Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula
Let's not forget where we began

Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't
That we love each other

Walang iwanan sa parokya band
No one gets left behind in Parokya band

Sa parokya ni edgar
In Parokya ni Edgar

Band... Band...
Band... Band...

Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta
Ah, I don't know how to end this song

Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala
So let's just end it abruptly and disappear