Teen Planet
Patrick Cowley Lyrics


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The space ship came from another world
Teen planet, teen planet
They came to replenish their population
Teen planet, teen planet
They're checking out all you boys and girls
Teen planet, teen planet
So you better get ready for a vacation
Teen planet, teen planet

They make you wear plastic clothes
They make you breath stuffy air
They make you eat greasy food
They do not practice self control

The space ship landed in Minnesota
Teen planet, teen planet
They came to do their grocery shopping
Teen planet, teen planet
They're sucking up lots of rum and cola
Teen planet, teen planet
They're getting all the dip and potato chips
Teen planet, teen planet

They make you buy 45's
They make you wear Clearasil
They make you learn the latest dance
They will not practice self control

Don't waste your time trying to run away
Teen planet, teen planet
You're stuck on teen planet and you're gonna stay
Teen planet, teen planet
So pack your things 'cause it's time to go
Teen planet, teen planet
We're gonna shuffle off, shuffle off to Buffalo

They make you wear plastic shoes
They make you buy 45's




They make you eat greasy food
They don't wanna practice self control

Overall Meaning

The song Teen Planet by Patrick Cowley is an upbeat sci-fi pop song about a group of aliens who visit earth to replenish their population. The aliens are depicted as being interested in only teenage boys and girls, hence the name Teen Planet. The lyrics describe their arrival, shopping for groceries and partying, and how they make the humans on earth wear specific clothing and eat greasy fast food. There is a strong element of control and manipulation, with lines such as "They make you wear plastic clothes" and "They make you eat greasy food."


The chorus of the song repeats "Teen planet, teen planet" which can be interpreted both as a reference to the aliens' interest in teenagers, and as a reminder to the listener that they are stuck on the planet against their will. The song ends with the suggestion that it is time to leave, with the repeated line "We're gonna shuffle off, shuffle off to Buffalo." Overall, the song can be seen as a commentary on the mass consumer culture of the 1980s and the desire for control and conformity.


Line by Line Meaning

The space ship came from another world
An extraterrestrial spaceship came to Earth


They came to replenish their population
The aliens came to find new members for their society


They're checking out all you boys and girls
The visitors are observing everyone, not just adults


So you better get ready for a vacation
Prepare for an adventure


They make you wear plastic clothes
The visitors have imposed wearing certain types of clothing


They make you breath stuffy air
They use a different type of air that feels uncomfortable for humans


They make you eat greasy food
The aliens serve food that is oily and dirty


They do not practice self control
The other beings don't have any discipline of their actions and thoughts


The space ship landed in Minnesota
The UFO landed on the ground in Minnesota


They came to do their grocery shopping
The aliens are filling their baskets with food


They're sucking up lots of rum and cola
The visitors also want to drink lots of soda


They're getting all the dip and potato chips
The beings want to try all the snack foods


They make you buy 45's
The guests enforce people to buy certain types of music


They make you wear Clearasil
The extraterrestrials make people use a certain type of skin care product


They make you learn the latest dance
The beings are forcing humans to learn current dances


They will not practice self control
The aliens show a lack of control and discipline


Don't waste your time trying to run away
Trying to escape is pointless


You're stuck on teen planet and you're gonna stay
You have no choice but to remain on the alien planet


So pack your things 'cause it's time to go
It's time to leave


We're gonna shuffle off, shuffle off to Buffalo
They are departing on a journey


They make you wear plastic shoes
The aliens have made wearing certain types of shoes mandatory




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