Anything Goes
Patti LuPone Lyrics


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Times have changed,
And we've ofter rewound the clock
Since the puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth rock
If today any shock they might try to stem
'stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Plymouth rock would land on them.
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now God knows
Anything goes

Good authors to
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes

If driving fast cars you like
If low bars you like
If old hymns you like
If bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like
Why nobody will oppose

When every night
The set that's smart
Is intruding on nudist parties
In studios
Anything goes

When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
Can get Russian reds to yes her
Than I suppose
Anything goes

When Rockefeller still can hoard
Enough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And days night today
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once owned several chateaux

When folks
Who still can ride in Jitney's
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Lack baby clo'es
Anything goes

When Sam Goldwyn
Can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Than Anna shows
Anything goes

When you hear that
Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up-
On her toes
Anything goes

Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From those news you've got
And those pains you've got
(if any brains you've got)
From those little radios

So Mrs. R.
With all her trimmin's
Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's




Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes

Overall Meaning

Patti LuPone's song "Anything Goes" is an ode to the idea that in contemporary society, anything is possible and permissible. The unconventional lyrics start by referencing the Pilgrims' landing at Plymouth Rock, where they experienced a shock. Then they posit that, hypothetically, if the Puritans tried to do the same today, Plymouth Rock would land on them. The lyrics then continue with a reference to a time when a glimpse of a stocking was shocking, but now anything goes.


The song then mentions the decline in the use of proper language in literature, with authors now relying on four-letter words. The song also highlights diverse personal preferences, such as liking fast cars or Mae West, which no one will oppose. The lyrics also mention the intrusion of "smart" people on nudist parties in studios.


The song highlights the absurdities of contemporary life, such as Mrs. Ned McClean can get Russian reds to say yes to her. Anything seems to go in this world, even if people who ride in Jitneys find out that Vanderbilts and Whitneys lack baby clothes. Patti LuPone's "Anything Goes" is an interesting commentary on the current societal norms.


Line by Line Meaning

Times have changed,
The world has changed significantly since the olden days


And we've ofter rewound the clock
We often revisit the old times or ways of life


Since the puritans got a shock
Since the puritans were shocked by the new ways of life


When they landed on Plymouth rock
When they first landed on the shores of America


If today any shock they might try to stem
If anyone tried to prevent a shock from happening today


'stead of landing of Plymouth rock
The shock would be so great that it would 'land' on them instead


Plymouth rock would land on them.
They would be unable to cope with the change and would be shocked.


In olden days a glimpse of stocking
In the olden days, even a hint of showing one's leg was considered vulgar


Was looked on as something shocking
It was seen as scandalous or disgraceful


But now God knows
But now times have changed and society has a different perspective


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable or permissible now


Good authors to
Once-great writers


Who once knew better words
Who used to use sophisticated or complex vocabulary


Now only use four letter words
Now only use simpler or crude language


Writing prose
When writing their works


Anything goes
They use whatever language they want


If driving fast cars you like
If you enjoy driving fast cars


If low bars you like
If you enjoy going to bars that are not of high quality


If old hymns you like
If you enjoy listening to old religious songs


If bare limbs you like
If you enjoy looking at exposed body parts


If Mae West you like
If you have a preference for the actress Mae West


Or me undressed you like
If you enjoy seeing me without clothing


Why nobody will oppose
No one will object to your preference


When every night
On a regular basis


The set that's smart
The fashionable and sophisticated people


Is intruding on nudist parties
Are attending parties where people are nude


In studios
In the movie studios where these parties are hosted


Anything goes
These people partake in anything that is considered fashionable or popular


When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
When Mrs. Ned McClean, who is a socialite and philanthropist


Can get Russian reds to yes her
Can convince the Russian people to support her causes


Than I suppose
Then I guess anything is possible


Anything goes
Anything is achievable


When Rockefeller still can hoard
Even though Rockefeller has a lot of money


Enough money to let Max Gordon
Enough money to finance the productions of Max Gordon


Produce his shows
Produce the shows he wants


Anything goes
Anything is possible if you have enough money


The world has gone mad today
The world we live in is crazy and chaotic


And good's bad today
Decent moral standards have deteriorated over time


And black's white today
Things that were once socially unacceptable are now widely accepted


And days night today
The world is upside down, and the opposite of what we expect is now true


And that gent today
And even the supposedly respectable and wealthy people


You gave a cent today
You donated money to


Once owned several chateaux
Once owned several extravagant properties


When folks
When people


Who still can ride in Jitney's
Who can still afford to ride public transport like jitneys


Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Realize that even the richest and most famous people, like the Vanderbilts and Whitneys


Lack baby clo'es
Can't even afford to buy clothes for their babies


Anything goes
Nothing is certain in this world


When Sam Goldwyn
When Sam Goldwyn, a highly successful filmmaker


Can with great conviction
Can confidently and persuasively


Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Instruct Anna Sten, a movie actress, on how to properly speak


Than Anna shows
Then Anna shows that she can learn and improve


Anything goes
Anything is possible, and anyone can improve and achieve their goals


When you hear that
When you find out that


Lady Mendl standing up
Lady Mendl, a high society figure and social hostess, standing up at an event


Now turns a handspring landing up-
Now does acrobatics, including handsprings, when she is introduced


On her toes
On the balls of her feet


Anything goes
Anything can be seen as entertainment or fashionable


Just think of those shocks you've got
Think about the things that have surprised you in life


And those knocks you've got
Think about the setbacks and difficulties you've experienced


And those blues you've got
Think about the depression and sadness you've felt


From those news you've got
From the news events that have affected you


And those pains you've got
From the physical or emotional pain you've experienced


(if any brains you've got)
(if you have any sense)


From those little radios
From the information you've received from the radio


So Mrs. R.
Mrs. R., a wealthy socialite


With all her trimmin's
With all her companions or luxuries


Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's
Can advertise a bed from a specific brand


Cause Franklin knows
Because even the president, Franklin Roosevelt, knows that anything is possible


Anything goes
Objectively, there are no limits to what can be achieved or accepted




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Written by: Cole Porter

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