The Man I Love
Patti LuPone Lyrics


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Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
‘Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself
I never knew how twisted a fella could be
Hey, I guess it’s good I never told ya I’m into pee

Don’t you ever listen to your inner conscience
Oh, I’m sorry, babe, I wasn’t listenin’ what?
You really are a total scum
If only you could see the man that you’ve become

Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
‘Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And, boy, I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin’ self

All right, whatever your problem is7y
Just get it off your breast, chest

I thought you gave me your heart
I gave you VD, isn’t that enough?
You said that we’d never part
Oh, I was just kiddin’

You gave me your lover’s vow
Ha, if you really thought I meant it
You ought to get your head examined right now

You’d tell me you’d never stray
Well, that’s ‘cause we hadn’t had sex yet
And then you just walked away.
Ain’t I a stinker
Your attitude really stank
Look, you don’t need to be a genius to see
That I was givin’ you the yank yank

What else did you BS me about?
Well, since you asked

Remember when I said that I was goin’ down the block
To grab a couple boozers with a pal?
Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet
Nah, I was at the women’s shoe store lookin’ at feet
(What?)

‘Member when I said I had a dental checkup
Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right
You promised me that you’d be true
Hey, to me you’re just vagina number 602

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
‘Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody but my own
Sweet flippin’ self

What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?
Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit?

You’re the most insensitive man I’ve ever met
Oh, that’s not true, I’ve got feelings same as the next guy
Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset
Oh, I’m sorry
So how ‘bout a hand job?

‘Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin’ self

C’mon, honey, I’ll make it up to you




I’ll buy you some lingerie
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Patti LuPone’s song, The Man I Love, are a satirical take on a man's twisted behavior towards his lover, as portrayed by LuPone herself. The song begins with her telling her lover that he was crazy to think she loved him, as he loves nobody but himself. She reflects on the twisted mentality of her lover and how it is good that she had never told him she was into pee.


LuPone then goes on to chide her lover for not listening to his inner conscience, and refers to him as "total scum." She mocks his flippant attitude towards their relationship and his lack of commitment. She then confronts him about the lies he has been telling her, including those about meeting a friend and going for a dental checkup. LuPone finally tells her lover that he loves nobody but himself, and that he is a "slime" and "insensitive".


The lyrics to The Man I Love are a scathing commentary on the kind of behavior women often have to deal with in relationships. LuPone's character is unafraid to call out her lover for his self-centered and manipulative behavior. The song serves as an empowering anthem for women who may have been in similar situations, telling them that they don't need to put up with it and they deserve better.


Line by Line Meaning

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
You were foolish to believe that I had feelings for you


‘Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself
I am a selfish person and only care about my own needs and desires


I never knew how twisted a fella could be
I am surprised at how deceitful and manipulative some men can be


Hey, I guess it’s good I never told ya I’m into pee
I'm grateful that I never revealed my unusual sexual preferences to you


Don’t you ever listen to your inner conscience
You should pay more attention to your own thoughts and feelings


Oh, I’m sorry, babe, I wasn’t listenin’ what?
I'm not interested in what you have to say


You really are a total scum
You are a terrible person


If only you could see the man that you’ve become
I wish you were aware of how bad you have turned out as a person


You really love nobody?
Do you honestly care about anyone other than yourself?


And, boy, I mean nobody
No, you don't have any love for anyone else


But my own sweet flippin’ self
I am too selfish and self-absorbed to love anyone else


All right, whatever your problem is
I don't care what your issue is


Just get it off your breast, chest
Tell me what's bothering you


I thought you gave me your heart
I believed that you loved me


I gave you VD, isn’t that enough?
I infected you with a sexually transmitted disease, that should be sufficient punishment


You said that we’d never part
You promised that we would always be together


Oh, I was just kiddin’
I wasn't serious about our relationship lasting forever


Ha, if you really thought I meant it
I don't care if you believed my vow, it was just for show


You ought to get your head examined right now
You need to seek professional help if you thought I was being sincere


Well, that’s ‘cause we hadn’t had sex yet
You only promised to remain faithful because we hadn't been intimate


Ain’t I a stinker
Aren't I clever for lying to you and cheating on you?


Look, you don’t need to be a genius to see
Even someone with average intelligence should have known that I was being deceitful


That I was givin’ you the yank yank
I was playing with your emotions and manipulating you


Well, since you asked
I'll tell you the other ways that I lied to you


Nah, I was at the women’s shoe store lookin’ at feet
I was shopping for women's shoes and admiring their feet


Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right
I am boastful of my sexual prowess and enjoy making women feel uncomfortable


Hey, to me you’re just vagina number 602
You are just another sexual conquest to me


What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?
I am disgusted with you and want you to defend your actions


Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit?
I am disrespectful and interested only in sexual gratification


You’re the most insensitive man I’ve ever met
You lack empathy and are indifferent to others' feelings


Oh, that’s not true, I’ve got feelings same as the next guy
I disagree, I do have emotions just like everyone else


Oh, I’m sorry
I apologize for my behavior


So how ‘bout a hand job?
Can you pleasure me sexually in return?


C’mon, honey, I’ll make it up to you
I'll try to make things better between us


I’ll buy you some lingerie
I'll purchase undergarments for you


Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity
An expression of excitement or anticipation for sexual pleasure




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Written by: SETH MAC FARLANE, WALTER MURPHY

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