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Paul Wall & Chamillionaire Lyrics

(Hello?)
Someone answers a call.

Hello wassup, who dis
The person answering the call greets and asks who is calling.

(Who dis?)
The caller asks if they have reached the right person.

Wad' do ya mean who dis? That's you spanky
The person answering the call asserts that the caller has reached the right person and knows that it's them.

(No, there's no Spanky here This is, uh, Fo Foo Yung uh...)
The caller denies that he's Spanky and plays along as someone else, however, the receiver can hear their voice and knows that it's the one and only Spanky.

Man stop playing me I know voice man I know that you Spanky It's Chamillionaire boy
The person answering the call knows that he's talking to Spanky, disguised as someone else.

(AH WasSup! I see you rollin'! Wassup dog, wassup We cool my dude Look, look I didn't mean to call you this time but I was gonna call you On my mama I just my sayin to momma and my granmma that I was gonna call you)
The caller greets and tries to smooth things over with the person he owes money to, and explains the reason for the unexpected call.

You be Lyin man I called you for the past couple of weeks And you ain't picked up the phone not one time You ain't called me back. You dodging me Homie. What's up with that money you owe me?
The person he owes money to confronts him about his unresponsiveness and wants to know when he can get his money.

(Aww man Listen Hey Listen Bro Ya know Imma keep it real 100% real wit ya my dude I dropped my phone then I lost a piece of it Then and then I found it. It was in ..Ya know what I..I found my phone today And I told her I was gonna call you And plus was at my baby mama's house She be breakin me dog Ya know)
The caller makes up an excuse for his unresponsiveness and promises to pay the money back, but not anytime soon.

Yeah whatch' you need to do is you need to break me off that money you owe me mayne I'm tired of playing games with you man You call me beggin me crying all on the phone Talkin bout you wanna borrow some money And dis the thanks I get?
The person the caller owes money to demands payment and is tired of the excuses and games.

(Mayne... Imma pay you yo' money mayne Stop sweating me mayne I'm sweating mayne Get me s towel That's how you sweat me so hard Get a towel with some Gatorade I need some ?? or something mayne Get off me mayne Imma pay yo yo money You a millionaire anyway You don't even need it! What is you sweat me for I got fifteen dollars mayne You got..got a billion dollars)
The caller tries to deflect and avoid payment by making jokes and downplaying the importance of the amount he owes.

That's the principal mayne
The person who is owed money emphasizes the importance of principles and morals.

(And you sweat me for fifteen Come and collect my fifteen dollars So you gonna have a billion and fifteen dollars)
The caller sarcastically suggests that the person he owes money to will become a billionaire if he pays him the $15 owed.

That's impossible Spanky You act like you doing me a favor By paying me back MY money mayne
The person who is owed money asserts that the caller owes him money and that it's not doing him any favors by paying him back.

(Girl shut yo mouth)
Someone else in the background interrupts with his loud voice.

Mayne who was dat
The person who is owed money wonders who is interrupting the call.

(I ain't gonna let nobody stop me imma mayne imma mayne Alright then. Alright then. Imma pay this sucka whenever I feel like it)
The caller becomes confrontational and makes it clear that he will pay the money back on his own time, despite the other person's demands.

Spanky who you calling sucka?
The person who is owed money confronts the caller and asks why he called him a sucka.

(Shut yo mouth {woman in shouting in background..} I said...)
The person in the background continues to disrupt the conversation, and the caller interrupts, telling them to be quiet.

Mayne I'm tired of you playing these games dogg
The person who is owed money expresses his frustration with the caller's evasiveness and lack of payment.

(I said I'm gonna pay you back whenever I feel like it My man You hear me?)
The caller makes it clear that he will pay the money back on his own time and at his own pace.

Mayne I'm overseas right now mayne Soon as I get off this plane
The person who is owed money is told that the caller is overseas but promises to pay him back when he returns.

(Don't be buggin' me mayne You bug me one more time Keep buggin me and I ain't gonna pay you nothing Zero, Zip, NaTa I don't know no more languages But you know anymore languages Say Zero and that's what you get Stop callin me mayne Imma protect yo momma)
The caller gets angry and threatens to withhold payment if he's pestered further by the person he owes money to. He also promises to protect his mother.

What?
The person who is owed money is confused about the caller's sudden threat.

(Imma go to church wit her or somethin)
The caller suggests going to church with the other person's mother as a way to smooth things over.