Pillsbury Cookie Dough
Paul and Storm Lyrics


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It’s four in the morning
You sneak out of bed
And tiptoe down the stairs

Go to the kitchen
Leave off the light
The Pillsbury® cookie dough’s waiting there
Yeah, you open the door
Take the tube in your hand
Get the scissors down from the shelf

Peel back the label
Give it a squeeze
You’re gonna eat the whole thing all by yourself

There’s nothing better than a whole damn tube of raw cookie dough
(Go on and eat it all)
Don’t slice it, don’t cook it, don’t serve it, don’t share it
(Go on and eat it all)
Hide the wrapper at the bottom of the trash
And go back up to bed
Filled with shame




And cookie dough
From Pillsbury®

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Paul and Storm's song "Pillsbury Cookie Dough" describe a late-night temptation for raw cookie dough. The song begins at four in the morning as the singer sneaks out of bed and tiptoes down the stairs to the kitchen where the Pillsbury® cookie dough is waiting. With the light off, the singer takes the tube of cookie dough in their hand and gets the scissors down from the shelf. They then peel back the label, give it a squeeze, and proceed to eat the whole thing all by themselves. The chorus repeats the indulgent behavior, emphasizing the desire to not slice it, cook it, serve it, or share it. The song ends with the singer hiding the wrapper at the bottom of the trash, feeling shame and full of cookie dough from Pillsbury®.


Line by Line Meaning

It’s four in the morning
It is extremely early in the morning


You sneak out of bed
You discreetly exit the bed so as not to wake anyone up


And tiptoe down the stairs
You walk down the stairs very quietly


Go to the kitchen
You enter the food preparation area of the house


Leave off the light
You do not turn on the illumination in the kitchen


The Pillsbury® cookie dough’s waiting there
The pre-made cookie dough created by Pillsbury is present or stored there


Yeah, you open the door
You proceed to use the corresponding mechanism to gain access to the inside of the item


Take the tube in your hand
You grasp the cylinder-shaped container with your appendage


Get the scissors down from the shelf
You remove the cutting tool situated on a particular storage surface


Peel back the label
You pull back the outer wrapping attached to the surface of the object


Give it a squeeze
You apply pressure to the tube to release some of the dough from within


You’re gonna eat the whole thing all by yourself
You plan to consume the entire contents of the object alone


There’s nothing better than a whole damn tube of raw cookie dough
In your opinion, there is no superior experience to indulging in an entire cylinder of uncooked cookie dough


(Go on and eat it all)
It is strongly suggested that you should not hold back and finish the entire tube


Don’t slice it, don’t cook it, don’t serve it, don’t share it
Do not cut the dough into pieces, do not bake it, do not offer it to others, and do not distribute any of it elsewhere


(Go on and eat it all)
Again, you should definitely finish consuming the entirety of the tube without hesitation


Hide the wrapper at the bottom of the trash
You purposefully obscure the object's packaging at the bottom of the refuse canister


And go back up to bed
You return to the sleeping arrangement in the house


Filled with shame
You are consumed with embarrassment or guilt over your actions


And cookie dough
Despite the feelings of remorse, you still have remnants of the Pillsbury® cookie dough in your possession


From Pillsbury®
This specific type of edible material was manufactured by the Pillsbury company




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