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Can I buy your spit off the internet?
Your blood off the dark web?
Can I purchase shit from the internet?
Your cum off the internet?
It'd be so nice
To buy some spit and some blood
It would make me complete
To buy your shit and your cum
Can I buy your spit off the internet?
Your blood off the internet?
Can I purchase shit off the shitternet?
Can you sell me cum from your cum site?
I wish I could find
A place where I could buy
Your spit and your blood
Your greasy feces and your cum
Sell me some spit on the internet
Your blood on your blood site
Some shit from your shitternet
Your cum off the internet
Buy your spit
Wanna buy your blood
Wanna buy your shit
Sell me your cum
Oh yeah
Wanna buy your blood




Oh yeah
Wanna buy your cum

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Penis's song "Can I Buy Your Spit Off the Internet" are a satirical commentary on the culture of commodifying every aspect of human life. The lyrics suggest that even bodily fluids and excrements can be bought and sold online for the purpose of completing oneself in some way. The repetition of asking permission to buy various bodily fluids creates a humorous tone and emphasizes the ridiculousness of the idea.


However, the underlying message is a criticism of capitalism and consumerism. The desire to purchase something as intimate as bodily fluids is highlighting the way that capitalism has turned even our most personal aspects into commodities to be sold and consumed. Penis is making a statement on how we have become a society obsessed with owning and acquiring things, even if they are not needed.


Line by Line Meaning

Can I buy your spit off the internet?
May I purchase your saliva via the online network?


Your blood off the dark web?
May I acquire your blood through the illicit side of the internet?


Can I purchase shit from the internet?
May I procure excrement through the internet?


Your cum off the internet?
May I buy your seminal fluid through the internet?


It'd be so nice
It would be pleasant


To buy some spit and some blood
Obtaining some saliva and blood would be pleasant


It would make me complete
Acquiring these bodily fluids would fulfill me


To buy your shit and your cum
Procuring your feces and seminal fluid would be satisfying


I wish I could find
I desire to discover


A place where I could buy
A location where I am able to purchase


Your spit and your blood
Your saliva and blood


Your greasy feces and your cum
Your oily waste and seminal fluid


Sell me some spit on the internet
Provide me a chance to purchase saliva on the internet


Your blood on your blood site
Make your blood available on a website


Some shit from your shitternet
Some fecal matter from an online network


Your cum off the internet
Your semen that can be purchased through the internet


Buy your spit
I want to purchase your saliva


Wanna buy your blood
I desire to purchase your blood


Wanna buy your shit
I want to buy your waste


Sell me your cum
Provide the opportunity for me to purchase your seminal fluid


Oh yeah
An expression of excitement


Wanna buy your blood
I want to purchase your blood


Oh yeah
An exclamation of enthusiasm


Wanna buy your cum
I want to purchase your seminal fluid




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Written by: Paul Oppelt

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FrenchDipp

This took some serous (possibly lopsided) balls to not only honestly write, but also record and nationally release. The more songs of his I listen to, the more I respect the man.

Instinct - The Environmental Factor

This song is a masterpiece 10/10 most emotionally moving lyrics ever

Uju M.

this song is freaking legendary. no matter where i am or what im doing i start singing this song. and u know what, people that know this song are actual macklemore fans. not just thrift shop fans.if u know these macklemore songs then ur a true fan: wings otherside and we danced fake empire hold ur head up inhale deep

Veronika Nora Akintoba MaidenSurnameSZEKERES

I really love the fact Macklemore got a very colorful personality. I do advice him to keep and use his sense of humour and naughty nature while he is thinking about the next lyrics after a few very seriously great song. This song is funny and made me laugh so many times, I just enjoy it, anytime, anywhere :)

qinoga

macklemore is without a doubt the greatest rapper who has ever existed these lyrics are deeper than the Marianas Trench

Short King

*****ย Psh, Kendrick sucks, he has no emotion in most of his songs, just a depressing, non-emotional voice.

Short King

Brigham Schmidtย Wow, unnecessary name calling. Some little person needs to mature.

Short King

Brigham Schmidtย There's a difference, I'm expressing my opinion, you're just unnecessarily calling people names. Let alone, you call us "tawts" just because you infer we wouldn't understand 90% of the stuff he says. I don't know about you, but I'd say quite a few people who especially listen to Macklemore's songs like Otherside would understand him, because usually they're pretty bright to understand the stuff he's actually saying in the songs that actually have meaning. Also, me expressing my opinion has nothing to do with maturity. Don't start a flame war, because you're gonna lose this one if you keep going.

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Varun Puri

Still better than most of the songs today because it has a good beat and a message lol

Jareth Vasterio

The message that this song depicts is incredibly deep and meaningful, couldn't have said it better :')

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