Kdybych dneska nevstal
Pokáč Lyrics

Co by se asi stal o kdybych dneska nevstal?
What would happen if I didn't get up today?

Copak by se jen mohlo dít?
What could possibly happen?

Řek bych že svět by se jen sotva točit přestal,
I would say that the world would barely keep turning,

Slunce svítit a muzika znít.
The sun shining and music playing.

Řek bych že vietnamci by u nás ve večerce
I would say that the Vietnamese would still be selling blueberries at our corner store,

Dál prodávali modrý jmelí,
Selling blueberries as usual.

žáci by přísahali paní učitelce,
Students would swear to their teacher,

že o těch drogách v šatně nevěděli.
That they didn't know anything about drugs in the locker room.

Lidi by psali dál stupidní komentáře
People would continue to write stupid comments,

Do diskusí na internetu.
In online discussions.

Paradox je, že hlavně ti co v potu tváře
The paradox is that those who sweat and toil,

Sotva zploděj kloudnou větu.
Can hardly produce a smart sentence.

A reklamy by nám dál slibovali,
Advertisements would still promise us,

že nekoupit tu pánev je hřích.
That not buying that pan is a sin.

Řidiči MHD by pořád přivírali
Public transport drivers would still slam the doors shut,

Babičky ve dveřích.
With grandmas still not on board.

Tlouštík vztekal by se, že má špatný geny,
Fatso would be angry that he has bad genes,

Proč jeho váha nejde dolů,
Why his weight won't go down,

Vždyť dá vždycky k trojtýmu meny,
Although he always goes for triple portions,

Jenom dietní Colu.
And drinks only diet cola.

Modelka, co si vzala prachatýho strejce,
The model who married a wealthy old man,

By dál chtěla všechny přesvědčovat,
Would still try to convince everyone,

že jí nejde o peníze, že se prej se
That it's not about the money, that supposedly,

Do jeho očí měla zamilovat.
She fell in love with him.

Kluci s kšiltem by dál disovali hejtrs,
Guys with caps would still be dissing haters,

Točili klipy jak přes kopíráky.
Making videos like photocopiers.

Je fakt, že shlídnutí maj vždycky pořádnej trs,
It's a fact that they always get a ton of views,

Možná bych to moh zkusit taky zkusim taky.
Maybe I could try it too, I'll try it too.

Další celebrity by si přihustily
Other celebrities would get even bigger breasts,

ňadra monstrózními silikony.
With monstrous silicone implants.

Kluci by pak o nich v noci tajně snili
Guys would secretly dream about them at night,

A holky toužili bejt jako ony.
And girls would desire to be like them.

Chudý lidi by dál hráli automaty,
Poor people would still play slot machines,

Ať prohrajou to málo co maj.
Losing what little they have.

A poslanci, ti by si dál zvyšovali platy,
And politicians would still increase their salaries,

Ať ve sněmovně líp usínaj.
To sleep better in the parliament.

Řek bych že svět by zvlád.
I would say that the world would survive.

Teď navíc můj budík konečně zvonit přestal,
Now, in addition, my alarm finally stopped ringing,

Tak můžu zas klidně spát.
So I can sleep peacefully again.