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Pop Mania Lyrics

I'm Through With Standing In Line
I'm tired of being stuck in line

To Clubs We'll Never Get In
We're trying to get into exclusive clubs that we'll never be able to enter

It’s Like The Bottom Of The Ninth
It's the last chance at bat in a baseball game and we feel like we're losing

And I'm Never Gonna Win
And I feel like I'll never succeed

This Life Hasn't Turned Out Quite The Way I Want It To Be
My life hasn't gone the way I hoped it would

(Tell Me What You Want)
What do you want?

I Want A Brand New House
I want a new, grandiose house

On An Episode Of Cribs
So people can see it on the televised show 'MTV Cribs'

And A Bathroom I Can Play Baseball In
I want a bathroom so big I can play baseball in it

And A King Size Tub Big Enough For Ten Plus Me
I want a tub large enough for ten people.

(Tell Me What You Need)
What else do you want?

I′ll Need A Credit Card That′s Got No Limit
I need a credit card without a spending limit

And A Big Black Jet With A Bedroom In It
I want a jet with a bedroom in it.

Gonna Join The Mile High Club
I want to join the mile high club (have sex on a plane)

At Thirty-Seven Thousand Feet
At that altitude

(Been There Done That)
I've already done that

I Want A New Tour Bus Full Of Old Guitars
I want a tour bus full of vintage guitars

My Own Star On Hollywood Boulevard
I want my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Somewhere Between Cher And James Dean Is Fine For Me
I don't need to be the most famous person ever, somewhere between middle-fame would be okay

(So How Ya Gonna Do It?)
So, what's your plan?

I'm Gonna Trade This Life For Fortune And Fame
I'm going to exchange my current life for wealth and celebrity

I′d Even Cut My Hair And Change My Name
I'd be willing to change my appearance and identity

'Cause We All Just Wanna Be Big Rockstars
Because we all want to be famous rockstars

And Live In Hilltop Houses Driving Fifteen Cars
And live in huge houses on the hills with numerous cars

The Girls Come Easy And The Drugs Come Cheap
Girls are easy to come by and drugs are cheap

We′ll All Stay Skinny 'Cause We Just Won′t Eat
We'll stay thin because we won't eat

And We'll Hang Out In The Coolest Bars
We'll hang out in the trendiest bars

In The Vip With The Movie Stars
We'll be in VIP areas with famous actors

Every Good Gold Digger's Gonna Wind Up There
All the clever, gold-digging women will end up there

Every Playboy Bunny With Her Bleach Blond Hair
Every Playboy bunny with bleached blonde hair will be there

Hey Hey I Wanna Be A Rockstar
Hey, hey, I want to be a rockstar

I Wanna Be Great Like Elvis Without The Tassels
I want to be great like Elvis Presley without the rhinestoned costumes

Hire Eight Body Guards That Love To Beat Up Assholes
I want to employ eight bodyguards that enjoy hurting people

Sign A Couple Autographs
I'll sign a few autographs

So I Can Eat My Meals For Free
So I can eat without paying for it

(I′ll Have A Quesadilla On The House)
I'll get a quesadilla for free

I′m Gonna Dress My Ass With The Latest Fashion
I'll dress myself in the most recent couture

Get A Front Door Key To The Playboy Mansion
I want the key to the Playboy Mansion

Gonna Date A Centerfold That Loves To Blow My Money For Me
I want to date a Playboy centerfold that likes to spend my money

(So How Ya Gonna Do It?)
So, how are you going to accomplish it?

I'm Gonna Trade This Life For Fortune And Fame
I'm going to trade my life to become rich and famous

I′d Even Cut My Hair And Change My Name
I'd change my appearance and identity

'Cause We All Just Wanna Be Big Rockstars
Because we all want to be famous rockstars

And Live In Hilltop Houses Driving Fifteen Cars
And live in huge houses on the hills with numerous cars

The Girls Come Easy And The Drugs Come Cheap
Girls are easy to come by and drugs are cheap

We′ll All Stay Skinny 'Cause We Just Won′t Eat
We'll stay thin because we won't eat

And We'll Hang Out In The Coolest Bars
We'll hang out in the trendiest bars

In The Vip With The Movie Stars
We'll be in VIP areas with famous actors

Every Good Gold Digger's Gonna Wind Up There
All the clever, gold-digging women will end up there

Every Playboy Bunny With Her Bleach Blond Hair
Every Playboy bunny with bleached blonde hair will be there

And We′ll Hide Out In The Private Rooms
We'll hide out in the private rooms of the bars

With The Latest Dictionary And Today's Who's Who
With the latest literature and the list of famous people

They′ll Get You Anything With That Evil Smile
Those people will get you anything you want with a sinister grin

Everybody's Got A Drug Dealer On Speed Dial
Everyone has a drug dealer they can call easily

Hey Hey I Wanna Be A Rockstar
Hey, hey, I want to be a rockstar

I'm Gonna Sing Those Songs That Offend The Censors
I'll sing songs that are considered offensive by censors

Gonna Pop My Pills From A Pez Dispenser
I'll take my medication out of a Pez dispenser

Get Washed-Up Singers Writing All My Songs
I'll hire retired singers to write my music

Lip Sync Em Every Night So I Don't Get ′Em Wrong
I'll lip-sync them every night so I won't mess up

Well We All Just Wanna Be Big Rockstars
We all want to be famous rockstars

And Live In Hilltop Houses Driving Fifteen Cars
And live in huge houses on the hills with numerous cars

The Girls Come Easy And The Drugs Come Cheap
Girls are easy to come by and drugs are cheap

We'll All Stay Skinny 'Cause We Just Won′t Eat
We'll stay thin because we won't eat

And We′ll Hang Out In The Coolest Bars
We'll hang out in the trendiest bars

In The Vip With The Movie Stars
We'll be in VIP areas with famous actors

Every Good Gold Digger's Gonna Wind Up There
All the clever, gold-digging women will end up there

Every Playboy Bunny With Her Bleach Blond Hair
Every Playboy bunny with bleached blonde hair will be there

And We′ll Hide Out In The Private Rooms
We'll hide out in the private rooms of the bars

With The Latest Dictionary And Today's Who′s Who
With the latest literature and the list of famous people

They'll Get You Anything With That Evil Smile
Those people will get you anything you want with a sinister grin

Everybody′s Got A Drug Dealer On Speed Dial
Everyone has a drug dealer they can call easily

Hey Hey I Wanna Be A Rockstar
Hey, hey, I want to be a rockstar