Modern Jesus
Portugal. The Man Lyrics


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Come on in, take a seat next to me
You know we've got
We've got what you need
We may be liars preaching to choirs
But we can, we can sell your dreams

You don't need sympathy
They got a pill for everything
Just take that dark cloud
Ring it out to wash it down, but

Don't pray for us
We don't need no modern Jesus
To roll with us
The only rule we need is never
Giving up
The only faith we have is faith in us

We're the ones who start little fires
Yet they burn out
But when they're on the rise they can't help but shine

And when the wave approaches Take our ashes to the ocean
Who cares if hell awaits?
We're having drinks at heaven's gate

Don't pray for us
We don't need no modern Jesus
To roll with us
The only rule we need is never
Giving up
The only faith we have is faith in us

We know that we're helpless
At least we always assume
But we don't need to prove nothing to you
Let's keep the cool
You don't need to feel blue
'Cause we won't sell you nothing
You can't use

Don't pray for us
We don't need no modern Jesus
To roll with us
The only rule we need is never




Giving up
The only faith we have is faith in us

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Modern Jesus by Portugal. The Man are both satirical and stirring. In the beginning of the song, they invite the listener to take a seat with them, offering whatever the listener needs. However, they admit that they may be liars preaching to choirs, indicating that they may not be genuine in their offer. They mock the reliance on pills for all of life's woes and suggest that consumers simply wash away negative feelings. The chorus tells a story of self-sufficiency, mistrust of religion or divine intervention, and self-reliance. They reject the notion of a modern-day Jesus that could solve all their problems. They believe in themselves and their ability to succeed without relying on any spiritual or religious belief.


The second verse addresses the listeners as "you" and encourages them to stay calm and not feel blue, as they won't be sold anything they can't use. They admit helplessness but believe that they don't need to prove anything to anyone. The ending is cinematic, describing the aftermath of little fires they start, knowing that they will ultimately burn out, but they will still shine when on the rise. They face the inevitable end with nonchalance, believing that their ashes won't matter as they're having drinks at heaven's gate.


Overall, the song is about rejecting religion/faith and finding self-belief instead. They celebrate the importance of self-reliance and perseverance, as well as acknowledging the inevitability of failure. The song ends on a positive note, inviting the listener to join them at heaven's gate to have drinks, regardless of what awaits them.


Line by Line Meaning

Come on in take a seat next to me
Join us and be a part of our group


You know we got
We have everything you need


We got what you need
We offer what you desire


We may be liars preaching to choirs but we can
We may not always tell the truth, but we can convince anyone


We can sell your dreams
We can make your fantasies come true


You don't need sympathy
You don't need pity


They got a pill for everything
Medicine can cure anything


Just take that dark cloud
Get rid of your sadness


Ring it out to wash it down, but
Let it go, but don't dwell on it


Don't pray for us
We don't need your prayers


We don't need no modern Jesus
We don't need anyone to lead us


To roll with us
To join us


The only rule we need is never Giving up
Our only mantra is to never give up


The only faith we have is faith in us
We only believe in ourselves


We're the ones who start little fires
We start small projects


Yet they burn out
But they often fail


But when they're on the rise they can't help but shine
When they succeed, they are exceptional


And when the wave approaches Take our ashes to the ocean
When we die, scatter our ashes in the ocean


Who cares if hell awaits?
Why worry about the afterlife?


We're having drinks at heaven's gate
We're living life to the fullest right now


We know that we're helpless
We are aware of our limitations


At least we always assume
We always presume


But we don't need to prove nothing to you
We don't need to show you anything


Let's keep the cool
Let's stay calm


You don't need to feel blue
You don't need to be sad


'Cause we won't sell you nothing You can't use
Because we won't sell you something useless


Don't pray for us
We don't need your prayers


We don't need no modern Jesus
We don't need anyone to lead us


To roll with us
To join us


The only rule we need is never Giving up
Our only mantra is to never give up


The only faith we have is faith in us
We only believe in ourselves




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: John Baldwin Gourley, Brian Joseph Burton

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@luissantos3232

Greetings from Portugal, the land. :)

@joaopaulosilva2943

Tambem sou tuga

@joaooliveira9805

Por acaso n sabem a razao de a banda se chamar assim?

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@@joaooliveira9805 explica ai

@gregsgrazina2286

Alter ego - E na verdade podia ter sido qualquer outro país, mas quando a banda começou a dizer Portugal the man apenas lhes suou muito be😉

@cosmicaleclipse

Portugal, CARALHO!

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One of the best video productions I've seen. Americana at the core. No glamour just glimpses of real life.

@caitlinbrown7727

Yes I always come back to this video years later. I think it says a lot about masculinity in America in particular

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Hi have u heard of this song called Time by The Impures, is a bop listen to it

@juliarodriguez218

The footage is very powerful. I would love to see the unreleased footage from the filming. All the subjects have their own stories.

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